No Name and the Lonely Machine
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Author has written 5 stories for Young Adult, Biography, General, and Life.

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Cocky Gents and Proper Ladies by Mangoes and Tamales reviews
"You're cocky, egotistical, conceited, and absolutely full of yourself!" I seethed. Ignoring my passionate outburst, he only glanced at me through his aviators and grinned that crooked smile I secretly adored, sarcastically replying, "Aw, and how I love you too!"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,826 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/21/2013
To Hell With It by Neon Dragon Evolution reviews
I'm not a fan of my life, at all.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26 - Complete
I AM ME by RiotSheild reviews
Welcome to the humble world of ME. I'm sharing my thoughts and my memories, my hopes and my faraway dreams. Just the silly ranting of a Sophomore who's a little confused about where she wants to go and what she wants to be.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 19,061 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 10/31/2012
Unfortunate Blood: Bloody Changes by EmberJennings reviews
When Ember moved to Acorn Hills, she expected to be bullied and hate her Maths class. What she didn't expect was Reid Ashton. Arrogant, gorgeous, maddening. As a vampire, Reid thought he had everything he wanted. Then he met Ember and found out there's something he wants after all...and he can't have her. Worse, a threat is looming over the vampires, and Ember is in the crosshairs.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,329 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
Boys and Other Useless Things by The Smile Machine reviews
Meet Gabriel, the sexy nymphomaniac. Will, the cunning genius. And Max, the charming fool. This is the story of three frat boys who thought they knew everything about the female sex... until they met the women who could tame them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Complete
Mind of a Madman by M. Forthe reviews
Sociopaths by definition have the incapacity to love. They lack empathy, they can only feign feelings for another human being. But what if you could take a quick look at the innermost thoughts, the most private, selfish feelings of a murderer? Could you appreciate—perhaps even like—what you see? (Companion piece/sequel to "Lovely, Dark and Deep").
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Complete
The True Confessions of a Really Messed Up Teen by LaPierreVonTigger reviews
All of this is true. Yeah a lot of people do this, but I'm really just looking for a friend. Okay, maybe not...no I really am. Look, I just need one person to read this and maybe then I won't feel like such a loser. You know? I'm just a young, naive teen who's only goal in life is to find love. Wow. You could make like eighty sandwiches with that much cheese.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 13,031 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013
Lovely, Dark and Deep by M. Forthe reviews
How did I end up in the woods in the middle of the night, stuck in a snowdrift with a broken leg? And what insanely bad luck is it that my rescuer is the most notorious man in America? We're talking the FBI's Most Wanted here... EDITING IN PROGRESS
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,174 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Super Awesome Blog Thingy by augmentedDREAMS reviews
I had the idea of writing a blog-diary a long time ago, I was just too lazy to actually write one. But, I was bored so, I finally wrote an entry. Contains bored thoughts, moods, jokes, fantasies, TV shows and sarcastic comments about life. I really hope you find this super awesome. R&R!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,271 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013
Fire and Ice by Shadowswept reviews
Just another cliche story. She's fire, and he's ice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,627 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Complete
Amendment by Absent Pulse reviews
Sweet meat. Mothers. The cruel instruments of Man. A second chance at life. What the rabbit did was a perversion of nature, but she did it for the best of reasons.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Complete
Depths by Absent Pulse reviews
Murderers don't deserve happiness.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013
Geek Friends by EmbracingInsomnia reviews
For my best friend, who inspires basically all my writing.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2013
Tomboy by Shadowswept reviews
My brother's best friend didn't always annoy me, but lately he's been getting on my last nerve. Why can't he treat me the way all the other guys do? I never asked for his attention, but he says that he's been waiting for me to grow up.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,590 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
Notice Me by Shadowswept reviews
Tyler doesn't know why he's interested in Emma since she's not one of the hot girls at school. After he steals her notebook, he reads something that she doesn't want him to see.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,840 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013
Incentive by YuriKaiSan
He swallow one just lessen the pain. But he swallow four to numb the pain. As he felt he was high up in the sky until realistic kicked in to remind him.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Complete
Creature by cascaded
A young woman's peace is shattered when a virulent beast smashes through her bedroom window. One shot.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Complete
Sick F-ck by OrdinaryBrownEyes
She's been caught, at last but all she does is grin. She has the blood of many on her hands but all she does is laugh. She had no pity or mercy for her victims. Her very first victim was no different. He took something from her, so she takes his life as payment. WARNING: Violence and gore and cursing.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Complete
Comfortable Numbness by EmbracingInsomnia reviews
With her life's work rotting away in front of her, she tries desperately to find her comfort zone again. And so she does.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2013
Dorks and Wierdos by EmbracingInsomnia reviews
A short poem on a geeky couple. Yes, I know I missed my chance to make a Fan3 reference. Read, don't read, love, hate, flame, fluff. I don't really care.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Complete
I love you-- Don't forget by EmbracingInsomnia reviews
Dedicated to those who are hurting, whether by they're own doing or someone else's. I love you. We do. Don't forget.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Complete
House of the Rising Sun by EmbracingInsomnia reviews
My version of the famous folk song- dedicated to my Little Hunter Girl.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Complete
StepLover by Crazywritings reviews
Think I'm too young to know what love is? Well, guess what. Not only did I fall in love, but I fell in love with my step-brother. So put that in your juicebox and suck it. Kind-of-incest? M for language and later sexual themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,803 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009
Everything I Need by The Smile Machine reviews
He winked and turned around to return to his desk, giving me a glimpse of The Complete Collection of Poems by Edgar Allan Poe sticking out of his back pocket like a sign with big red words saying, "I am attractive and intelligent. Do me now." The universe did not play fair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,452 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
In Love by frillybooboos
Have you ever been in love?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Complete
Dust in the Wind by Luna's Child reviews
A short composition of a young woman attempting to get over a broken heart. But things are easier said than done. How will she cope with the loss and pain? YouTube narration is up: /watch?v Vgjcz7Hp-0A
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete
Creation by Absent Pulse reviews
She was mother to so much pain. The spider is frozen. It is all for the cut.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete
Arachne's Weeping by PearlsAndBlackRoses reviews
A short poem based off of the story of the spinner Arachne.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Goldenray by PearlsAndBlackRoses reviews
Based off the Greek myth of Halcyone and Ceyx. Very long, but not very good I'm afraid.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Weeping Machine by Absent Pulse reviews
Maddened by grief, a gifted young man recreates his deceased lover as a doll. But dolls are lifeless. In remedy, he impregnates his creation with memories extracted from himself and his sister in order to grant it life and personality. Then he dies, leaving his beloved copy in the care of his jaded, closeted sister.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013
Molest by Absent Pulse reviews
I just don't want to feel anymore. That's what'll happen if you take advantage of me enough times, right? Allow me to grow accustomed to my role: a child at the hands of their damaged captor.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Complete
Little Lonely Bird by Neon Dragon Evolution reviews
This is my past. The past of KR. "I wonder if the little bird is like me, lonely and always sad."
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Complete
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS by AlexiShaw reviews
When I got a lead part in a huge movie, all my dreams came true. I thought the hardest part will be pretending to be in love with him, the hottest bachleor in the country. But also the most annoying, arrogant, selfish asshole, who can't pass the opportunity to make my life even harder. Well, that was until the producers made us official couple even in reality. Damn, I hate my life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013
Boom by James Hampton reviews
Two lovers spend what could be the last night of their lives together.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Complete
Wedding Arch (Funeral March) by PearlsAndBlackRoses reviews
I don't like this poem much, but my dear friend told me she liked it and to post it... so here it is. I couldn't decide on a name, either, so I put both ideas in. Review? Please?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
Savages by the-lovely-anomaly reviews
No climbing out of this hole. Just savagery to the bitter end.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
Stalker by Sleepy Cat reviews
You are my obsession. Drabble.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Complete
Plasma by tr1xx777 reviews
In a world where superhumans called Plasmas, live alongside humans without anyone ever knowing. Maddi thinks that she is helping to get a better understanding of Plasmas but what happens when she finds out that they are getting sent to camps to be killed. And what will happen when Maddi finds that she isn't so different from them?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012
Artistic Expression by absentmindedprofessor reviews
[COMPLETE!] Evie feels Indira needs a man in her life, so she sets her up with Hunter Grayson, a new coworker. She has no way of knowing he's an obsessive stalker, or that he's killed four women in pursuit of the perfect mate.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,291 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
Sex, Drugs, And Sausage Rolls by Aurora Johnson reviews
Ohh My God... 'He made me TINGLE'. Aurora's Indie Pillowbook. A little bitter therapy for every teenage mind.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Mortality by PearlsAndBlackRoses reviews
What would angels think of our Mortality?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Complete
Hell to Pay by PearlsAndBlackRoses reviews
A short poem, not very good I'm afraid.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Complete
The Banana Experiment by Imaginary City reviews
After a sexual experiment with a banana goes wrong, Katie seeks help from online strangers. r/r
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Complete
The Lunatic by PearlsAndBlackRoses reviews
A poem I wrote about two years ago, I just remembered about it. Written from the perspective of a lunatic in the asylum.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Complete
Milk by Absent Pulse reviews
My small, sickly child. I am tired. I let you go.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Complete
SMOKE by TheLoveless reviews
Death comes in many forms, one of which is more popular than the others. So I say, "what if"? R & R.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete
Lina Seymour by Leslie Ann K reviews
Fifteen-year-old Lina Seymour has been through a lot in her relatively short life. She's been orphaned, become a murderer, and has been living with her uncle in the apartment above his antiques store for the past four years. Her days revolve around training in self-defense and studying just enough to pass the next state-issued assessment. And then...her world was turned upside down
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012
Always by Absent Pulse reviews
A lesbian deals with her wife's unexpected pregnancy.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Complete
Salty Mascara by the-lovely-anomaly reviews
It's running down your face.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
Stranger by Mardy Bum reviews
He was dark, handsome and killed anyone who looked at her. Amelia Spitz's heart never stood a chance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,888 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Desperate by EruptingFender9 reviews
Five years ago, in the midst of a hormonal high-school breakdown following a messy breakup, Emily sort-of-kind-of-might-have... macked it with the guy playing Santa Claus at the local mall. So what? Not like she's ever gotta see him again, right? Wrong.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Complete
You by Absent Pulse reviews
A failed student/teacher romance, told from the abandoned teacher's point of view. Love isn't really like the books say, after all.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
Android by Absent Pulse reviews
I whimper as I dangle from the ceiling by wires; a puppet that can't control my own hands because they belong to someone else now, something else. And my legs, what's left of them, suspend pathetically beneath me, left useless and incomplete. I love you.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Complete
Regret by Absent Pulse reviews
The ghost of a dead soldier watches his still living wife, and laments.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Complete
Amy by Absent Pulse reviews
Sam knew she was in deep with her best friend. But two girls can never love each other, and Sam's unrequited affections got all twisted up inside and burned, burned until they started going bad. Monster.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
That's illegal, Right? by Aurora Johnson reviews
A teenage tale of sin, sex and secrets. Sometimes, you just have to read and see...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 2/8/2009
The Teacher and the Student by Crazywritings reviews
A series of one-shots containing student/teacher romances. Repeat: TEACHER/STUDENT. Don't read if you don't like. Rated M just in case for later shots.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,254 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010
Lucy by Crazywritings reviews
“I’m sorry, Lucy,” I rasp, and my arms begin to tremble. “I never said it, but I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry."" Sad story. Another piece for drinking haters. No happy ending, T for language and alcohol use, kind-of romance?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
He Smelled Good by Crazywritings reviews
He was her best friend. She'd always wanted more. Horrible summary, few swears, fluffy as hell, ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
Console Me by Crazywritings reviews
But he was always there. He was always there to listen to my foolish dreams. To sympathize and perhaps even add a few of his own. I liked his dreams. They were beautiful." In a broken home, she found him amidst the rubble. ONE-SHOT. A little romance.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
You Don't Know by Crazywritings reviews
“Please, don’t be afraid,” he begs again. “I’m sick of everyone being afraid.” Ah, to be in love with a serial killer locked securely behind bars. T for strong language. Kind of weird. Probably will be taken down after a bit. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
We Are Infinite by Crazywritings reviews
“Hailie, I promise you,” his face is so earnest, so open, so pure. “I swear, I love you. I swear to you, Hailie, I’m in love with you.” And he kisses me with such fervor and excitement that I fall backward, making us tumble into a soft snow drift.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4044 - Favs: 3,254 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
We're Like Dom Perignon by punkturnedwriter reviews
Summer buys a lot of Kleenex and lets her sleep in her bed and Zach emails her about how sexually frustrated this is making him. Because apparently a boy and a girl can't be friends. First in a series of one-shots about The Champagne Gang. Various OCs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/15/2010
Love Kills by Crazywritings reviews
I could never deny that what he did was absolutely insane. Thinking of ending life is insane. But the love itself? That was a different kind of insane. It was an insane that no one could control, and no one tried to. Not until it was far, far too late.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
Last Christmas by Crazywritings reviews
This is so illegal," he panted. "I know," I purred. "It's hot, isn't it?" Teacher/student. M for safety no actual sex scene for once ;D . ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
beautiful insomniac by CuriousContradiction reviews
darling, we are all adrenaline and paper cuts and raw electricity shudder-craving solar eclipses. stand here on the precipice of insanity and fall with me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Whipped by EruptingFender9 reviews
Guys like me were no comparison, with their light-reddish tussled hair, dorky interests, lanky stature, and tendency to care too much. Guys like me were always the best friends, and everyone was always telling me that I was completely whipped.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
She Will Be Loved by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - We were, as most people would call these days, friends with benefits. "So yeah, I guess this is it." I whispered at his sleeping form. I removed his arms from me and I felt the absence I would feel for the rest of my life. "Goodbye."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by this is the life reviews
ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Mustard by gum is yum reviews
ONE SHOT. Remy's boyfriend Matt is perfect in every way except one: he has an infuriating best friend named Jack who just loves to bother her. "Do you think I find joy in the fact that all I can ever think about is you, no matter how hard I try not to?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,450 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Saturday Morning Cartoons by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] We're just two horny teenaged boys. We don't know what the hell we're doing. But that's okay, it's more fun this way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,590 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 10/14/2005
Snuck up on Me by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[PREQUEL and ONESHOT] He's going to make a declaration. She's not making it easy on him, but it's not her fault. Really, she doesn't even know he's there, and she won't until he sneaks up and scares the bejesus out of her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Midnight Reruns by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] Robbie and Clay are too cool for school. Love them. Because they love you. And each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,178 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005
Forbidden Romance by batteriesRANdryy reviews
16 year old Morgan falls for her teacher. Innocent, right? Wrong.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,327 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006
Curiosity Killed The Oysters, He Replied by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
Cross-dressing is a way of life. Live and let live. It's not Jerry's fault that he's prettier than you.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006
Don't Scratch N' Sniff The Stickers, Darling by Dr. Pepper 14 reviews
[Slash] For SerialXLain: Sammie and Tye like fucking in public establishments, wearing orange eye-liner, and John Wayne. But really, who doesn’t?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2005
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Vague, Dumb, and Annoying reviews
I fall in love with fictional people and laugh too hard and kind of wanna jump off a fucking cliff. A bunch of stupid one liners and/or senseless paragraphs on my life that usually come out when I'm too tired.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 3/8
Young
If I break the mirror, maybe I'll have grown up in those seven years.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 3/9 - Complete
Gray Area reviews
She was a little girl, and she was dead inside.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Complete
Hey Little Train, Wait for Me reviews
Not something I'd recommend reading at all. I just needed to get something out. If it helped, I don't know. Maybe. I don't know. I really don't know.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
Wonder reviews
One-Shot, takes place post-apocalypse. She keeps questioning why people do some things. He tries to figure out what she's thinking.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Complete