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Oh hi! Didn't see you there. What? You want to talk to me about myself? Ok, then, but your a bit weird...
I am Snobolt, as most of you with eyes have gathered. I live in a house, on a hill, with my Ocs. We're all one big happy family. Anyways, currently I don't have any stories up, but I am planning something soon, which I'll get to in a bit. Anyway, you might have seen some of my Ocs on roleplay forums, cos I seem to do that a lot. But yeah, deal wiht it.
Some may think me crazy, but do I care? No. Do you care? Probably not.
Not gonna lie, I like Tgs, I think they're funny.
I think that the PS3 is awful, and the Wii is on par with the 360, but only cos of Mario and Zelda games. What else? I often imagine stuff whilst listening to music, and a lot of my ideas stem from my friends or enemies in some cases.
Anyway, to give you more of an idea of me, I'm going to list some stereotypes, because I don't want to write about me.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a bastard
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASEXUAL so I MUST be heartless.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I never/rarely CRY, so I MUST be a heartless bastard.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
What else...oh yeah! Here is my Ocs
Kias - 1
Jenny - 2
Neex - 3
Tessa - 4
Tia - 5
Sno - 6
Amber - 7
Clint - 8
Katie - 9
(I know there isn't 10. i do not care.)
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at her own house. What happens?
"Wait, how did you satisfy Neex's hunger? Him being a Kirby and all," Clint asked Tessa. "See for yourself," She replies, and opens a door to reveal Neex, with the largest wad of Chewing gum in his mouth ever seen, so large his mouth was lodged open.
"mmm" Neex replied, then came and sat down to watch a movie
You need to stay at a friend's house. Whose house, One or Six?
"How doth you cope with the mess? HOW?"
"We're the same person, so this is your mess,"
One and Two are making out when Nine walks in. Nine's reaction?
"Jenny I got that album you wanted but..." Kate stops and sees Jenny and Kias with their legs tangled and blushing.
"I will come back later,"
"That's probably wise,"
She leaves, and the two start up again
Seven falls in love with Four. Five is jealous. What happens?
"Neex, want to go on a date sometime? Maybe get something to eat?" Amber asks, blushing
Neex, oblivious to any feelings of love replies "Sure, sounds like fun"
The two walk off holding hands, and Tia throws a bouquet of flowers, intended for Neex, in the trash and wipes her eyes.
Two jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, three, four or five?
Jenny moves closer, knife in hand. All of a sudden, Neex jumps in, and pulls my hand, taking me away to safety.
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Kias has a fire extinguisher in hand, and is putting out a cake. Neex walks in, picks it up off the counter and eats it.
"What? It's better than what I cooked next door"
"Why Neex? What did you cook?"
"My show's producer."
Nine tries to get Five to go to a strip club.
"Honest Tia, you will love it!"
"Well, Ok Amber, but only cos no one else will tell me what it is!"
2 HOURS LATER
"Did I do it right Amber?"
"Yeah, but make sure you swing around the pole more-that way we get more money! Hey, wait a sec, someone stole my Bra!"
Two gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Once upon a time, there was a band of Princesses. Their names were Princess Tia, Princess Kias, Princess Amber, Princess Kate and Princess Tessa.
A great tournament was happening across the land, and the great Clint and Neex were taking part, for a choice of Princess's hand in marriage...
"Hang on! Isn't that sexist? And when does Sno come in?" Amber cried out.
The fights were spectacular, but lead to a face off between 6-Neex, Clint and The dark knight. As he was beaten first, the knight had lost out on a spot, so enraged, he flew up using a pair of dark black wings, and kidnapped the five princesses.
Clint gave pursuit, but was stabbed by the Knight, leaving Neex alone. Or so he thought.
A fairy came floating down, stopping in front of Neex. "I am Sno, your fairy guide! let's go get the Princesses back!" Neex nodded, and set off running in the direction of the haunted castle, the bad guy's base.
After facing many hardships, Neex finally arrived, his short sword in hand, the Princesses trapped in cages. Neex fought the Knight destroying him and freeing the Princesses, who, as a token of gratitude, each gave him a kiss. But, sadly, because of their injuries, they perished, so Sno was forced to bring them back as fairies-except for one who Neex chose to stay with forever, who was...
"Well Neex?" Jenny said "Who do you want to stay with forever?"
Neex shook his head
"You like them all the same?"
"Awwww!!" said a chorus of girls.
"Well here's something to make the story true," said Kate, then whispered to the other girls, who all tackled Neex, and kissed him on his face/body.
"You're really nice Neex" Amber commented.
"Yeah, but there must be one of us you like more!" Replied Sno
Neex just smiled, for his attention was too occupied by one of the girls, whom he smiled at, whose kiss was not for fun to match the story, but as an actual excuse to get close to him, and was gentle, like her personality.
Tia just smiled back, then turned to Jenny to hear the last of the story.
Daww, that made me feel all fuzzy inside! Good story though-proud I did it. Ok then, Ocs, check. Stereotypes, Check. Oh Yeah! Almost forgot.
and anyone else I've ever talked to-YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
And you, dear reader, for reading my dravel.
I am Dave!Yognaught
There was no where for that to go so I just put it here.
Alright, if you are here, I probably advertised, or you read one of the stories.
I am planning, and writing, a series of "Alternates"
These stories are designed to portray ordinary lives of ordinary people. Specifically, They will focus on Kate or Amber as the main Protagonist. However, one aspect of life will be different. The stories are designed to provoke thoughts, not be funny. But I will do my best to find a balance. Anyways, I have a few ideas for stories and their differences from our world.
Mirrors - Focuses on a universe where White people were the ones who were put into slavery, and Lynched, and all the things that happened to Black people.
Escape - Hitler never died, but won the war and escaped death
Shelter - The cold war got intense, so much that people had to adapt.
Science - Magic is real, and those without it die at 18
Equals - There is only one sex, who cannot mate and simply become "pregnant" at 21
Role reversal - Females are the stronger and larger race, while the men are stay-at-home housebands, and give birth to the baby.
Search - everyone has low level magic, and the ability to become more powerful, but must first find the symbol on a rock somewhere in the world, that matches with the one on their leg. Over-population means rocks with the symbols are popping up everywhere, until it gets out of hand.
Past - The Medieval age is still around, but at the same time as now, so all countries are colonized.
Environment - Global Warming has reached extreme levels, with most areas being underwater.
Adaptations - The apocalypse has happened, the world is on fire. Safe havens are either the sea, the mountains or the sky. Adapt, or die, like the other 80% of the world
Mixture - All people are combinations of animal and Human, also being arranged in an animal Kingdom style food chain, and living like animals as well-on plains, in forests and caves.
Warriors - Armies do not exist, and wars are instead fought one on one, a representative from one country, a representative of the other.
PM me if you have some ideas for more, I'll be starting with Mirrors, but until then, Snobolt out!