Um, hello there.

The name's Pride, Angel of Pride. But you can call me Dani, I prefer you do. I like long walks on beaches, spinning six-foot poles and weapons, and making banana pudding. Can you tell I wrote this on Thanksgiving? Banana pudding is life.

So, my name's Dani. I am currently a sophomore in highschool and I plan on majoring in Theatre and minoring in Education once I graduate from the pitiful Hell I call school. Actually, it isn't that bad. I am on my school's colorguard line, and will be trying out for the danceline, Red Alert, soon. I will be dancing for the open audition play, BOB, and I am totally excited. My favorite subject after Drama is English, and my favorite classes are Drama, Colorguard, and Broadcast. I have the most amazing family, with a dorky ADD step-sister, a wonderfully gay brother, and the weirdest step-brothers I could ever have.

Currently I've been working on random oneshots and hopefully I'll actually start writing an actual story. Here's to hoping! I'm sorry if you've looked at one of the stories I deleted, I have to work on keeping with an idea. So, this is starting to awkard, so. So. So.

bye.

-Dani, "Angel of Pride"

22. 11. 12

Survey

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
I told my Dad that I was charging my iPod. c:

Where are you?
In the den. (For you non-Southerners, that's the living room.)

Look up, now look back. What did you see?
Mirror

What's the last thing you ate?
Coldstone Creamery Cake Batter icecream with cinnamon, cake pieces, and pecans. Can you say yum?

What's your personality like?
Insane, mildly funny. and very stubborn. Even when I'm wrong.

Who do you have a crush on?
What's a crush? O///O

What was the last thing you thought?
The crazy people on Deadly Women. I'm sorry I'm really obsessed with how crazy it is and you'll see later.

You have a million dollars. What do you do
Buy a new house for my mother, because she deserves it for all the stuff I put her through.

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
Nothing, sorry.

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
The girl on the Deadly Women is super creepy.

What's it like being you?
Nobody understands me. Don't even try. AMEN SISTA'.

What are your thoughts on writing?
It's entertaining, will help me get into college, and I like to think that I'm at least half decent at it .

How tall are you?
Um... 5ft 5in?

What book are you currently reading?
Soul Eater fanfics XD

What music are you listening to?
I'm not listening to music, but last time I was it was the Buble Christmas ALBUM!

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
Yahoo Mail(:

What was the last thing you cooked?
'NANER PIE PUDDING !!!!!!!! Does that count, I think it does c:

What color are the walls of the room you are in?
A creamy color.

Do you know who the governor of your state is?
Nikki Haley, I think that's how you spell it.

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?
Five tabs on Internet (only because Google Chrome isn't on this computer ), Microsoft Word

Have you ever been water-skiing?
nope. not goin' to.

What is the weather like?
Pretty sunny, but kind of cold.

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?
Probably not. :c

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"den, den, n. A cave; a deli; a..." (Large Print New Webster's Dictionary, heh. XD)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
My Daschund pup Missy. :3

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Deadly Woman. It's super creepy, maaaaaan.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 4:00 pm?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:54 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The voices for B-Roll

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking from the car after a long morning of Black Friday and a five-hour nap.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
the screen. what else? (I am agreeing.)

9. What are you wearing?
A pink v-neck, a black jacket, and cuffed jeans.

10. Did you dream last night?
I don't remember it well enough, sorr-eh.

11. When did you last laugh?
Probably around two-thirty this morning, my dad was making fun of my step-mom because she was freaking out about an owl omen we heard.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Let's see, a TV, the thing you put TV's on with seven stockings, a window with curtains, a closet, and a door. Not to mention a stocking from hristmas decorations.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Deadly Women, the TV show. Kind of creepy.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I don't know what to say, I'm so flattered you want my opinion. lol.

15. What is the last film you saw?
A bit of Brave, but a full movie, Paranorman.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A copyright to Alice in Wonderland.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Um, I have two amazingly awesome Daschund puppies with bad social skills.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would probably make gay marriage legal in every single country.

19. Do you like to dance?
Totally, almost as much as I like writing.

20. George Bush:
Has the funniest vocabulary ever. Like, seriously.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Paulina or Michaela *wink, wink*. (Look for the name in one of my stories).

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Daniel, after my father and me :3

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe if I took French, totally.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?
"I've been waiting for you, my beautiful child. You shared your love for Me on Earth, so I share Heaven with you."

copied from DarkKittehKat. -

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. (Well, I used to be, as a kid. -)
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I don't have straight A's but I'm smart, and I get teased for that)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love (like :3) SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.