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Joined 07-27-12, id: 860227, Profile Updated: 04-11-14
Author has written 8 stories for Fantasy, General, Historical, Young Adult, Humor, and Supernatural.

"Your life is your life
don’t let it be clubbed into dank submission.
be on the watch.
there are ways out.
there is a light somewhere.
it may not be much light but
it beats the darkness.
be on the watch.
the gods will offer you chances.
know them.
take them.
you can’t beat death but
you can beat death in life, sometimes.
and the more often you learn to do it,
the more light there will be.
your life is your life.
know it while you have it.
you are marvelous
the gods wait to delight
in you."

-Charles Bukowski

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes- and ships- and sealing wax-
Of cabbages- and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot-
And whether pigs have wings."

-The Walrus and the Carpenter, Lewis Carroll

"I was a normal baby for thirty seconds...THEN NINJAS STOLE MY MAMA!"

-Deadpool


ME!

I like walruses. That's all you need to know.

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Inspiration on my Area 51 story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0


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Tiger, Run by VelvetyCheerio reviews
Reviews returned! Abandoned by the circus he worked alongside, a sideshow tiger tamer flees his abusive boss and saves the life of an aging tiger in the process. He's quick to find himself in the unexpected company of master thieves, but the secrets of one could threaten the lives of them all.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,945 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 4/5/2013
Holy the Dark by lookingwest reviews
Achitophel was once a poet before a war between his people and witches drove him to desertion. Trapped in an urban sprawl with a human woman and the prince of witches, he's never felt so homesick. But worst of all, the prince has been turned vampire. 2013 SKoW nominated for Best Het and Most Creative Plot.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,165 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/20/2013
Harbinger & His Wench by AppleCinnamon reviews
[Talamse] After a simple contract goes awry and Tzurei is branded a harbinger, he and Lucia flee for the south in hopes of settling into a quiet, solitary life in his homeland. As they reevaluate their lives they find themselves growing steadily at odds with each other while the demons of Lucia's past reappear.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,511 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Complete
To Live Free by Sam Morgan reviews
This is the story or a boy named Sica, castrated at birth to make the perfect host, and his alien penis parasite as they escape their cow captors on the eve of their separation, and journey though the land. All they wish for is to stay together, and the only place to do that is walrus utopia.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,025 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
The Underbelly: The Big Game Hunt by aFistFullOfPeanuts reviews
This story follows one man's journey as a vicious vigilante who tries to battle the almost untamable rise of scum. This fight is complicated by his own demons that manifest themselves as various personalities of his damaged psyche. He must fight psychopathic mob bosses, violent and idiotic thugs and the voices that could very well take over. Will his crusade be the end of him?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Complete
Who's Eating Eric Lynch? by Dr. Self Destruct reviews
Hi. My name is Eric Lynch. Depending on how much you value your sanity, you may or may not want to click this link. I wouldn't if I were you, though. Just saying. /SKoW Best Non-Romance Nominee/
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 15,970 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Complete
Wishes in White, Beauties of Spite by degrasseriverking21 reviews
Kate is anything but satisfied with the present. It is 1915, the dawning of a new era for women and the world. And while her thoughts are far across the ocean her family seems to think she should only be concerned with life in her New England community. Kate will do anything to change that, even if it means deserting the family that held her so dear for a different life.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012
Living with Aspergers syndrome by LindaAndrewsx
Amelia-Rose and Kailee live with their mother Tanya. Aspergers syndrome is a form of autism. (This is something I have)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,833 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/25/2013
Wyatt by professional griefer reviews
Oh, boy, I loved you and your slimy heart right from the beginning.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Complete
To Walk in the Wind by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Daja was born to die—a slave raised from birth to be the perfect sacrifice to Vhaki, god of storms. Balasar is a desert bandit with a knack for pissing off deities, and he just saved Daja from the jaws of death. M/M.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,868 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012
Breaking Thunder by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
Two men kiss in a graveyard. M/M. Complete. Winner of the Review Game's WCC: December Edition.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Complete
Stray Heart by professional griefer reviews
'And you can scream louder than fiction, and you can get down on your knees and you can kiss him there because you're just that desperate.'
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/14/2012
Grandmaster of Theft by M.R. Hill reviews
Unjust acts perpetrated in defiance of the law are relatively easy to oppose. Unjust acts perpetrated under the cover of law, however, can prove much more difficult. The latter is where The Grandmaster of Theft becomes a factor. Using her wits and resources, she preys upon those who the laws can't or won't address.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,895 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011
The Dragon Lord's Bride by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Thousands of miles from home and negotiating terms for a war that hasn't started yet, Baisyl learns he's pregnant with his wayfaring lover's unborn child. Things only get more complicated after that. Sequel to "The Coquette and the Thane". MPreg.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,370 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012
Edward & Alice OLD by Katerzzz reviews
Edward VIII. One of the shortest reigning monarchs in British History, who famously abdicated the throne for the love of Wallis Simpson...what if he hadn't met Wallis Simpson? What if he had married? Would the world be different? Alternative History! IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 155,638 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Complete
The Coquette and the Thane by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Kedean's saddled with a deceptively simple task: deliver a bride-to-be to her fiancée across the sea. The complication? The "bride" is a nobleman, temporarily cursed with a woman's body, who's none too pleased with the arrangement—he does, however, take a quick liking to Kedean. *'12 SKOW Nominee*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 204,442 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Autofocus by Callah reviews
'Vincent Felix frowned in a vague, thoughtless way as he realized that he was living his last seconds.' The musings of a ghost, moments before and after his untimely death.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Complete
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The Lizard and Darling reviews
Strange alien objects are appearing in the world of Viridian. A maiden comes across one and is haunted by shadows. A mysterious swamp healer is given a vision of death and follows the dark trails to the girl drenched in flames. An old knight searches for any answers to these mysterious objects. F/F material
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/1/2013
Area 51 reviews
Never utter a word about what is seen in Area 51.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10
Beat reviews
Two half-brothers travel the countryside of fallen Northern and Central America in search of safety and salvation from a war. One struggles with his faith in the world as well as in himself while the other deals with the urge to leave and join the war. With groups of cannibals roaming the lands and nuclear warfare lurking above, the brothers will face an apocalyptic resolution.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16
Convict's Blood Rewrite reviews
REWRITE! An Australian woman must face the backlashes of society, nature, men, and her role as a woman. Growing up in Australia, she learns what it means to be a woman in a world controlled by men. Adult subjects such as racism, women suppression, and cruelty to fellow humans. Based upon the convicts, white settlers, the Aboriginals, South African war, etc.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 5/8/2013
A Unicorn's Tale of Stealing a Mobster's Walrus reviews
Novel one of the "Not so Super Superheros." Gummy the Unicorn falls hard for a creature that has the blubber packed on heavily. Only problem is that her owner is a super powerful and evil mobster who wears bunny slippers. Can he find a way to break her free and run away so they can live their days out loving each other the only way a unicorn can love a walrus?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2013
Dream Weaver reviews
Dream Weaver calls upon his children for war. The world has shattered and what remains is an uncontrolled frenzy of fear, hate, open wounds, love, sharp needles, and madness that rages within. The government of what was once America has taken over the fallen abyss of a world, and Dream Weaver calls for rebellion. We will answer his call. That is what godly men do.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013
Jerry the Elephant reviews
A story a day May is when the writer writes one story a day throughout the month of may. May 1, 2013 story is Jerry the Elephant. Jerry snaps when there's no dinner waiting for him after a long day at work. Rated M for language.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Complete
Viridian: The Fall reviews
Viridian, a world plentiful with different species and land masses, is invaded by an outside force. Now, under a new form of government and religion, thanks to said invaders, the citizens of Viridian must either conform or rebel. Aliens vs. Fantasy creatures. War, rebellion, religions, struggle, adventure, dragons, butt probing of dragons, and everything else!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013