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Joined 08-05-12, id: 862389, Profile Updated: 08-11-12
Author has written 10 stories for Life, Nature, Family, Thriller, Humor, Friendship, Politics, and Haiku.

mr. baker here ready to share the most gifted and inspiring stories ones ears and eyes may encounter!

also to assault your other senses check out my musical group http:///electric_vomit

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This Is About Me by GHOTIfish reviews
A rant I made to myself a while back. Posting it now so that others can read my tear-stained work. And yes, the actual paper I wrote it on is tear-stained. It's a rant about my life.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
Miss Hall by Emmamil0904 reviews
Kids! Can't live with them, Can't live without them. But sometimes, people just can't cope.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
Train Delayed on Platform 4 by TheGlycoprotein reviews
Good things come to those who wait.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
Sometimes Time Travels To You by lianoid reviews
And sometimes you can hear your childhood in the other room. -February WCC-
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Complete
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Snipes day out
Sometimes all a man really has are his dreams and his ciggarettes!
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Complete
Duck Sucker
Meet young Rogald,16 year old fast food employee,who having grown bored with the staleness of life resorts to goofing around at work...
Poetry: Politics - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Complete
Sewer Grate
"Dat man gave Dat man a concussions!"
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
My hat is off reviews
When you live and work like a cheap canadian illegal imigrant,life is sorta like this!
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/13/2012
ER entrance
Ever wonder what happens to all the discarded ciggarette butts?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Published: 8/13/2012
Calm Lava reviews
Hell of a goood chicken..korean style baby!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012
Salazar and Frack reviews
2 young lovers with nothing better to do...
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
Wife and Kids reviews
Sometimes those impossibly hard to ask question do get answers!
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
You rang master? reviews
A tale of a boy and his lighter!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/11/2012
People simpler than us reviews
Ladies and gentlemen,join us for the first poem released by up and coming Mr. Baker!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete