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Leviathan! by RoughDraftHero reviews
Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,070 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/2/2011
The Barricade by Sundown reviews
Hell, if she can get away with feigning genuine happiness then damn it, so can I: the Best Man... [Homosexual content]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,503 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,651 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009
Mafia Runner by Beautifully Shattered reviews
SLASH: Afton is at the point in his life where he faces constant barriers in his path of finding his own identity. Not only does he have to push past his parents' expectations, but he has to deal with the unwavering attention of a Mafia underboss.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 209,235 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/20/2009
The Library by thenorthface reviews
Stuart has all this research to do this semester but the librarian won't help him because he's in a fraternity. (Sequel to 'The Lighthouse' but stands alone). Slash. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,016 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Shirt and Skin by Iluv2eat reviews
Ed and Jake had been best friends until an incident split them apart. After a one-night stand, they rediscover their feelings for each. However, their relationship is tested when a mysterious blackmailer begins targeting them. MM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 45,639 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012
Like It Or Not by sitaloire reviews
Josh feels perfectly entitled having some fun for once in his life. Until Kay shows up in New York and ruins everything. Slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 109,596 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/5/2004
Close Protection by Cordelia Kingsbridge reviews
After three consecutive expulsions for sexual misconduct, Luca D'Amato has no choice but to return to America. Jacob Ryder is the man charged with protecting him from his family's many enemies – but who will protect Ryder from Luca? COMPLETE! (Slash)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 267,017 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Art Criticism by Blue GhostGhost reviews
Down for publication. You can follow updates on this on my Tumblr. My job at Melissa Anderten Gallery was hard enough without the input of the most annoying photographer on the planet. God, I hate that guy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Complete
The Sailor's General Superior by IceraMyst reviews
Calentine is having a bad day. His head's bashed in, his ship is sunk, and the most important man in the kingdom just fell in love with him in the worst way. Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 141,057 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
From the Ashes: Pyre by mousegirl05 reviews
Adapting is never easy. With war looming and multiple factions seeking blood, hazards elevate. In a strange land where taming dragons and phoenixes is the norm, laughter, pain, love, and fear pervade a risky dance of life where unfavorable odds are stacked. M/M True word count: 102K
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,887 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Complete
X by Blue GhostGhost reviews
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010
That Day by SarryMatts reviews
With his job and relationship on the line, Felix has his work cut out of him. Enter Max, his brother's pushy best friend and Felix can't figure out if he's a hindrance or his saviour. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,470 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Know Your Place SLASH by bandgirlz reviews
Brick is an antisocial bully who wears his chains like a security blanket. Jace is a too social jock who can't go a day without his mouth getting him in trouble. When an irresistible force meets an immovable object...something's gotta give. SLASH. M/M.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,738 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Of sweaters and heartache by LyingOutLoud reviews
I had a pretty good life going, but then my ex had to march into my favourite coffee bar and back into my life. I hate him. And his stupid sweater. Slash, m/m. Rated for language and some sexual content later on.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,257 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Words and Their Digestion by seventhswan reviews
For someone who can't even think the word 'triangle' without giving into his compulsions, a love shape-that-can't-be-thought is quite possibly the worst place to be. M/M Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Complete
My Toaster Thinks I'm Crazy by Drazuki reviews
mxm, slash Ben is a triplet who must take care of his psychologically challenged brothers, from love lives, to auditions, to tetris addictions, while also coping with his own disorder: inanimate objects talk to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,701 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 10/6/2006
Kingdom Come by Sheepie reviews
SLASH/Male x Male. It started off with me hating him. Then I was naked and bent over his kitchen table. Now he has wings. I'd like to know what the hell is going on, but I'm to busy running for my life to stop and ask.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,812 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Intrigue At The Crowned Jewel by IceraMyst reviews
Here at the Jewel, we offer you beautiful men with split personalities, mind-reading courtesans, betrayal of the highest order, dragons, unicorns, ill-fated romance, and more magic than you can shake a stick at. What more could you want? Slash.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,329 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Highjacked Heart by mousegirl05 reviews
Carjacked; Tyne finds himself thrust into a mystical world. To save himself and everything he once loved, he must conquer confusion, regret, and his past. His only ally? A cold madman who wields terrifying powers: his abductor. m/m 2 volumes in 1
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 135,099 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
A River in Egypt by frenchmartini reviews
Denial is an awkward obstacle to come across, as Jonty McPhee found out recently. Fortunately, fantastic and flamboyant Gareth Pedder finds all the drama quite amusing. Given the way he’s dressed, that’s to be expected! Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,139 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008
Lifelike by Zebbie reviews
Ewan, my dead sister's son, took under a week to wrench my life apart. Some advice - never sign contracts hungover. He stole my bedroom; that was the beginning. Lord help me, it took an 11 year old to make me grow up. Slow slash, no incest or kid fiddling
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,863 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008
Blinked and Missed by Zebbie reviews
To lost friends.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
They Call Him Lovely by Zedler reviews
Andrew expected the worst when his brother’s team found out he was gay. But instead of beatings, he gets kisses, instead of teasing, pet names. He’s their extra mom, their wife. He just has to figure out which one means it when they say ‘I love you.’ M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,612 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Rhapsody in E Major by Road to Anywhere reviews
Hi! Ethan Jacobs here! I'm a totally average high school junior. Okay...maybe not. I'm valedictorian, a complete band nerd, a spazz, and I drive a tiny lime green car. My best friends are gay, but I'm totally not. Hey...the new boy is pretty cute... Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,158 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Complete
Fiend By the Bay by Bean Montag reviews
Asking for help is hard to do, but Ethan doesn't have a choice. Beau is happy to come to the rescue, even as he tells himself it's only the case he wants. A story of private detectives, illegal happenings, and lusty romance in the Bay Area. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,566 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Sentinel by Sheepie reviews
Slash/MxM Eben, a portly but beautiful slave, is bought by Sebastian, a retired General known for his cruelty and monstrous ways. In the midst of a revolution they find in one another a deep love that knows no boundaries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,162 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Thoughts Without Words by Saint Anger reviews
[MM SLASH] When Nate, a mischievous, troublesome mental patient, meets Robbie, the introverted new admit, it throws life in the ward entirely off balance. Not that there was much mental balance to begin with. [MM SLASH]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,199 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 1/29/2004
august august by b reviews
August 1908. When 22-year-old Sam Tesla becomes the electrician for Viscount Jackson Kosminski's large, lonely estate, each discovers something about the other that knocks 'em off their feet. Steampunk vampire slash. Yeah, it's kinda like that. Oneshot.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
The Strangest Places by Three Score and Ten reviews
Of all the possible places to meet your future boyfriend, the bathroom is probably not in the top ten. If you're in the bathroom because you're throwing up, the odds narrow even further. Guess Cale's just lucky, then.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
Cigarettes, Stalkers, and Other Orgasmic Objects by Delayed Epiphany reviews
Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,773 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
The Frog Prince by Three Score and Ten reviews
When the king orders his children on a quest, no one expects it to end with Kay marrying a frog. But despite the rumours flying and the sheer awkwardness of it all, this might be what Kay needs to find a Happily Ever After he never dared to hope for.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Complete
For All Waters by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Sebastian is living a perfectly hedonistic, worriless life as a student. But when he meets married father of one, Antonio, everything suddenly gets so complicated. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,975 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Pony by xanthofile reviews
[slash] It was just some stupid fake double date, so I didn't even bother to look good. I mean, he's Mr. IceMan, so what was the point? [complete] written for Deepcrimsonfeenix
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,528 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Firebird by Three Score and Ten reviews
An adaptation of the fairytale Ivan and the Wolf, written for maderr's birthday. Ivan's father sends him on a quest for the fabled phoenix...but the completion of his quest is only the beginning of his troubles. Please comment and help me get better!
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,588 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Gold and Green by Three Score and Ten reviews
When Marin rode out to challenge the dragon, he thought he knew pretty much how it was going to go. Then he found more dragons than he'd been expecting...and things got a little confused. Oneshot. T for cursing and really cliche romance...sorry.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Complete
In Theory by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. Jamie's got a theory about how life and the universe seem to work, and Alex just fits right in. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,491 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Take Me or Leave Me by Asenka.N.Chernyaeva reviews
Max Kennedy and Eddie Calhoun made the unlikeliest couple in the world. Though they were as different as night and day and often couldn't understand each other, still, somehow they made it through life together. Sequel to Act III - Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,448 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Complete
The Sandman's Kiss by Lilias reviews
[Slash] Alek lives for the oblivion that sleep brings—and each day he drags himself through a life of abuse. What is a boy to do when he discovers he has unwittingly earned the attention of a charismatic walking myth: the Sandman? [complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,842 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Complete
A Love Unrequited by stripedsocksarecool reviews
About the pain of an unrequited love
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/25/2006
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
My Forced Mating by xanthofile reviews
Re-post SLASH I was forced int this mating. But we always know what happens, don't we? One-Shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,797 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
and you said by somnambulating reviews
and I considered another man's cologne, in my lungs, in his bed
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/21/2003