Flaming Sun of Illusions
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Joined 08-12-12, id: 863999, Profile Updated: 09-14-13
Author has written 4 stories for Life, and Action.

Hey! I am Flaming Sun of Illusions. I love reading and writing stories. I can tell that many of the accounts on here are going to be famous writers one day. I hope that everyone enjoys my two stories and two poems, and there are more to come soon! You can also find me on FanFiction under Heart'sgem. Feel free to PM me if you have any questions or concerns, or if you would like to be part of my community, and I will respond as soon as I can!

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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She's There, but Isn't by Owlwhisper reviews
This is for my friend, whom I love dearly.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Complete
The Kill by A Beautiful 0blivion reviews
What would you do for your grades? Lie? Cheat? Peyton Sharp was about to do much more. WARNING: Contains blood/gore.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Complete
Left Behind by Owlwhisper reviews
This is for all the people who hurt or got hurt from their friends by what they do. No, not beating, more like ignoring and such.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Complete
Pale Angel by Owlwhisper reviews
An albino winged girl, Pearl, is endlessly trying to teach love, beauty and kindness to the Sanctuary. She find's someone who can help her accomplish this and maybe show her some love too but gets kidnapped. Then, she shows the world its beauty.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012
Lords and Ladies by Owlwhisper reviews
Gods-Lords and Ladies- start disappearing. When Kirion is set to find Lady Peangie he is joined by some unlikely friends.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012
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Burning the Bridge reviews
Zanos is a fire mage that has recently been burning down houses of her unloyal friends. But what happens when she is in danger of being discovered and having her magic taken away? Can a new student who is an enemy, a person without magic, and herself be able to stop a top notch organization of mages without burning themselves?
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013
Freedom reviews
A story based on the recent shooting in Newtown with the viewpoint of the killer. Please do not read if you are sensitive on this subject.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/18/2012
My Raging battle reviews
My view of why we fear battles that go on within ourselves.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
The English Language in the Modern Times reviews
My view on how our language is now. Rated T for intense thinking.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
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