Author has written 4 stories for Humor, and Fantasy.
I am a amateur author.
I write for fun.
I am a majickal goldfish.
I have a gender, and it's great.
Fairies and Faeries and real.
Fun Facts: Stop Bleeding with This Spice. Next time you nick yourself in the kitchen, reach for the black pepper, says Roberta Lee, M.D., vice chair of the department of integrative medicine at the Beth Israel Medical Center. Run cold water over the wound to clean it, using soap if you were handling meat. Then sprinkle on the pepper and apply pressure. In no time, the bleeding will stop. Turns out, black pepper has analgesic, antibacterial, and antiseptic properties. And don't worry—it won't sting.
When superman smiles it means your safe and secure. When batman smiles you done fucked up.
It's a mixture of Chaos and Logic, making sense only when you have enough logic to make the illogical logical. But your mind is very logical. So it's rather difficult to think of the Illogical. Therefore, Nonsense is simply nonsense to you. But to those with a less logical, or more imaginative mind, Nonsense is very logical.
Its Friday and my ramen smells like peanut butter.
1) I realize it's pointless to say 'Don't Flame me or hells wrath upon you! Roar Roar INSECURITIES!.' So besides those words behind these words, I won't. I accept advice, well constructed criticism, and mistakes being pointed out. If fact, I encourage that stuff, it helps me learn. I like to learn. Because I'm dorkalicious.
2) Betas are magical springs of youth and wonder. Without them even the best of authors would go mad, I don't have one yet. Expect mistakes, and if you think you can deal with my stuff. Then tell me.
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