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What's that? You need to go? So soon? Oh, very well. Dapper will fetch your coat or hat or whatever you were wearing when you came in.

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Finding You by Wretched-Divine reviews
Jeric is just your usual snake demon, living on his own in Colorado. What he finds in the woods, one day on a walk, will change his and everyone else's lives, forever. WARNING: Gay coupling! Read at your own Risk!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,723 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 4/30
Drabble Collection by LiviBug
This will be a collection of drabbles about my two characters. It will NOT be in chronological order and the rating will vary. M just to be safe.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 7/28
The Magic 8 Ball by Senri reviews
Nothing good will ever result when you pair a wish granting eight ball with a budding sociopath but different power hungry individuals, and a vile organization all bent on hunting down and acquiring back the magical eight ball? Perhaps, the phrase better the devil you know applies in this situation.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 5/21
-Feline Fatale- by Duelist Gal 12 reviews
Evelynn Mahr believed herself to be a normal girl, until, one day, her life was turned completely upside down. First, she meets a strange girl, then she and her cat accidently fuse, a new boy shows up in her village, and she is finally going to meet her father for the first time in eleven years. Let's get started!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 27,815 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 2/21
The Devils Card by Demoninside13
If you could have anything you ever wanted just by thinking about it would it be worth it? Max has a messed up life and nothing seems to go right until on one particular day he comes across a card that would give him anything he wanted... As long as he agreed to the terms and conditions.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13
Hell's Bus by Younglian
Your first mistake was allowing them to pressure you into working late. Your second mistake was finishing work at about 3am. Your third mistake was getting on the bus and that mistake may just cost you your life.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22 - Complete
Rabbit Tails by strawberrywitch
In a little warren, sheltered from the world we know, a group of young rabbits explore their youth.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27
The Tengoku Fracture by Melanie-March reviews
When the world works against you and you've been cursed since you were born, it's only natural to want to spit on life and create your own path. Full (better) summary inside. THIS STORY IS AN OC SUBMISSION STORY, I AM LOOKING FOR READERS TO SUBMIT CHARACTERS.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 2/23
The SINGLE Collection by BlankSecret reviews
Unconnected oneshots and drabbles based on one word prompts. Chapter 153: 1987 - "This is John Miles and Sarah Winthrop, February 26th, 1987. The time is," he paused, checking his watch. "Half past midnight. We're up on Stratton Hill, observing supernova SN-1987A." he paused the recording and looked at Sarah. "Do you see it?" - (FINISHED)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 153 - Words: 78,280 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Complete
Mr Shark and Miss Butterfly by Papina reviews
Aqua Chrysalis houses the most bizarre tenants who call each other by their animal code names. In this jungle of a building, an unlikely friendship forms between two people who spent their lives avoiding the world. This story is a cellphone novel.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 214 - Words: 25,140 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 3/30/2012
Sap by ivyrpeterson reviews
A girl disappears during a game of hide and seek. (Rated K for frightening themes - No Gore or Violence)
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Complete
The New World by Sepha reviews
A series of strange tapes. A child records them, speaking of his time in a certain laboratory. A laboratory full of special children: candidates. The first one is popped in. "Tell the…camera what I did? Oh, okay."
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - Complete
It's Magic, Micky by burdeh reviews
A mishap with some fairy magic leaves a duck stuck in the body of a human. But with the combined efforts of a grumpy gardener, a reclusive dog trainer, a suspicious blonde, a genius beanstalk, and a fire-breathing chef, the modern world might not be so unconquerable after all. Spoiler: everyone basically dies at the end. [Based on an RPG among friends]
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2015
As My Velocity Makes You Sweat by LifeInTechnicolour
When I became a vampire in the 1960's, I hadn't been expecting to see so much of humanity. It was fascinating, seeing them fall and go up. I never expected to meet some family members along the way.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,736 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Complete
Koukon Bridge by Twilidramon reviews
Loaño Ishida is probably the weirdest girl you'll ever meet. Insane jokes, crazy schemes, and so far, nothing special about her. Until, however, two new kids enter and change her whole perspective on the World and the things in it... Believable or not!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 790 - Words: 2,048,695 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 10/9/2008
Demon Casino by Leigh Aldridge reviews
Sequel to the original SYOC story Monogatari NO. The story of poker champion Chip the Cat MXIV and her party of gambling demons in the Kuroineko Casino. Original sketch cover by Kalsagnia at Deviantart.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,810 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 9/19/2013
An Endless Summer Day by TerriblePersonExtraordinaire reviews
No matter how many times I try to end it, the day just keeps on repeating over and over again. All I could do was just watch her die every single time. Her blood covering the pavement. Failure after failure in this unforgivable heat. I'm sorry. "Happy birthday!"
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013
Monogatari NO by Leigh Aldridge reviews
A mysterious force known as the Monogatari Bubble has chosen to act upon Doketsu Academy's class 2E students. If the nature of the Monogatari Bubble's fiction has not been determined, an exit is impossible. Every Monday, 10 ordinary students are forced to play a "story game" together. Nothing but a flag torn by the wind. NO Western. Story complete. Thank you.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Western - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,001 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Complete
Blue Pill by xBimpyx reviews
Hisoka Kudo, a patient at the largest hospital on the face of Earth, is a blue pill addict. He presumes his caretaker is treating him, but little does he know that a more sinister fate awaits him deep in B.RA.I.N's bowls. Blue pill, just what is this technological drug?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013
An Unimportant Daydreamer by T.S. Codd reviews
Leo Arclen, a teenage boy of little importance, one day gains the ability to stop time for five seconds from a mysterious sorceress. The down side? Many monsters and powerful swordsmen will stop at nothing to take it from him. Now a finished story.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
Apocalypse with Lucifer by monsterbunny reviews
So, if you're immortal and the apocalypse was starting in the one place you're banished to then what would you do? DarkNeko, Lucifer and Insanity try to live through this together without actually killing each other in the end. *Ignore story death threats
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 70 - Words: 71,118 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
The Girl with the Red Umbrella by Rosegirl18 reviews
CH4 UP! Murders are occurring at a high school in Seoul. Victims have been pierced through the chest by an unidentified object, which students have made up their own story around – a blood splattered umbrella, carried by a girl from their school…
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/5/2007
The Wolf and the Lamb by failte200 reviews
Slash. Shotacon. AND Furry. A lot of people don't like one or more of those. Nothing too graphic, though. An epic fairytale of cross species love, the 'ship between predator and prey, and other pretentious sounding things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,489 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Infection by germs of ikagnil reviews
In a world where illnesses are incarnated as humans, two brave souls- the cold and the flu- must work together to fight those trying to take over the cold and flu season. Mm, yaoi/slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,628 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006
Wonderland by Rayona reviews
CHAPTER 75 UP She followed the White Rabbit to a city comparable to Hell. Her mission as an assassin is to do away with an evil dictator, but it's proving to be a harder task than expected.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 272,773 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 8/8/2002