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Joined 08-15-12, id: 864719, Profile Updated: 12-11-13

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What's that? You need to go? So soon? Oh, very well. Dapper will fetch your coat or hat or whatever you were wearing when you came in.

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Words & Herbs Series 1 by John Longtain reviews
This story tells the tale of Kier, a Mage who isolates himself in the woods to calm the Madness that inflicts his mind. Inspired by the brevity of comics strips, each chapter, or number, rarely goes beyond the 200 word mark. So what happens when a Mage who wants to be alone finds out there's a Witch in his forest? Let's find out. -UPDATES MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY-
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2 - Published: 11/5
Egem by Misuteri reviews
Teles solves the Ruby Gem, heralding the return of the Shadow Games. In the process, he unknowingly changes his own life forever by releasing an alter-ego. He enforces Penalty Games upon those that wish to do his host and friends harm and other wrong doers that show themselves. Evil lurks within the shadows as others will stop at nothing to get their hands on the magical gem.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10
-Feline Fatale- by Duelist Gal 12 reviews
Evelynn Mahr believed herself to be a normal girl, until, one day, her life was turned completely upside down. First, she meets a strange girl, then she and her cat accidently fuse, a new boy shows up in her village, and she is finally going to meet her father for the first time in eleven years. Let's get started!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 27,815 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 2/21
Hell's Bus by Younglian
Your first mistake was allowing them to pressure you into working late. Your second mistake was finishing work at about 3am. Your third mistake was getting on the bus and that mistake may just cost you your life.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22 - Complete
Sap by ivyrpeterson reviews
A girl disappears during a game of hide and seek. (Rated K for frightening themes - No Gore or Violence)
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2015 - Complete
Demon Casino by Leigh Aldridge reviews
Sequel to the original SYOC story Monogatari NO. The story of poker champion Chip the Cat MXIV and her party of gambling demons in the Kuroineko Casino. Original sketch cover by Kalsagnia at Deviantart.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,810 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 9/19/2013
Monogatari NO by Leigh Aldridge reviews
A mysterious force known as the Monogatari Bubble has chosen to act upon Doketsu Academy's class 2E students. If the nature of the Monogatari Bubble's fiction has not been determined, an exit is impossible. Every Monday, 10 ordinary students are forced to play a "story game" together. Nothing but a flag torn by the wind. NO Western. Story complete. Thank you.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Western - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,001 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Complete
Apocalypse with Lucifer by monsterbunny reviews
So, if you're immortal and the apocalypse was starting in the one place you're banished to then what would you do? DarkNeko, Lucifer and Insanity try to live through this together without actually killing each other in the end. *Ignore story death threats
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 70 - Words: 71,118 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
The Girl with the Red Umbrella by Rosegirl18 reviews
CH4 UP! Murders are occurring at a high school in Seoul. Victims have been pierced through the chest by an unidentified object, which students have made up their own story around – a blood splattered umbrella, carried by a girl from their school…
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/5/2007
The Wolf and the Lamb by failte200 reviews
Slash. Shotacon. AND Furry. A lot of people don't like one or more of those. Nothing too graphic, though. An epic fairytale of cross species love, the 'ship between predator and prey, and other pretentious sounding things.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,489 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Infection by germs of ikagnil reviews
In a world where illnesses are incarnated as humans, two brave souls- the cold and the flu- must work together to fight those trying to take over the cold and flu season. Mm, yaoi/slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,628 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006