Poll: Which of the stories discribed on my profile do you want me to write first? Vote Now!
Author has written 6 stories for Romance.
Woah! You can put a lot on these profiles!
My poll is over and the winner is Hijacked! I intend to eventually write them all, and will do so in the order inwhich they placed.
Okay, I'll start with a simple introduction of myself:
Name-That's private, sorry guys. I'm going to follow internet safety, and you all should too!
Pen Name- The Holy Dead. No, I'm not goth, I just think it sounds cool--though I do like the goth/punk look especially on guys call me weird.
Likes-compliments, fanfics, manga, anime, fiction, drawing and reading in general.
Dislikes-I dislike a lot of things, and don't really feel like ruining my good mood by typing them out.
Loves-Writing, actually posting, knowing that people are reading and enjoying my work, good discription.
Respects-people who speak their mind, people who help me (even if it isn't giving me compliments and I don't like feeling wrong)
Does In Free Time-a whole bunch of nothing, anf when I'm not doing nothing I'm sleeping. Oh and let's not forget procrastinating (I'm a champion at it).
Personality- I'm a little on the strange side, and I can be a little random. I procrastinate alot, and the only reason I get anything done is because I guilt trip myself into doing it. I can be a little shy at first, but I'm actual a fairly confident person. I have an ego the size of my highschool, and I have alot of trouble apologizing when I've done something wrong. I might also be a pesimist, but I'm pretty sure it depends on my mood.
Writing Style-I get my inspiration for stories through all forms of art and even from learning things in school. And sometimes I get it from my own life and worries. I build my characters off of little aspects of me, and use that relation to write from their point of view. I usually write from a first person point of veiw, and I try to use lots of details.
I am currently working on two stories: Strange Fate (the first story I ever posted on Fiction Press) and Hijacked (the winner of my poll). I intend to write all the stories I put on my poll, but it may take awhile. I'm sorry, but it is how it is. Please check out my other stories.
Here are the descriptions for the stories I intend to write:
Jeanette Rosalyn Clark in amoment of fear runs from her best friend Anneli Grant when a suprise meeting with her online boyfriend turns horribally wrong. Anneli gets kidnapped, and Jeanette blames herself. Alexander William Garrets is a bounty hunter after Anneli's kidnappers head. Jeanne (Jeanette) and Alec (Alexander) join forces and follow after Anneli's kidnapper. Will Jeanette save Anneli in time or will she find her too late? How much is Jeanne willing to risk for her best friend? Can Jeanne ignore her growing feelings for Alec in order to save Anneli? And Why is someone as young as Alec (he is sixteen to eighteen years old) working as a bounty hunter? Action (at least I think it is), adventure, mystery (sort of) suspense (sort of) frendship, drama (sot of) and mainly romance.
Hannah is waiting in her mom's car listening to music when she hears the sirens screaming arround her. She glances around wondering what is going on.
The driver side door to the car opens and a hot guy climbs in pulling out a gun and holding it to her head.
"You are going to sit here and be a good little hostage for me, alright" He commands as he start the car and pulls out of the parking lot.
Action, adventure, suspense, supernatural and mainly romance.
Mary Anna grew up traveling the world with her father. When he dies in a car accident Anna is forced to live with her mom--you know, the mom that abandond her when the divorce happened? Yeah that one. Anna loathes her, and would really rather not, but she doesn't have a choice. Anna trades in her life of travel around the world for the adventure of cliques, gossip and hormones. It doesn't help that Anna developes a crush on Kyle Adamson, the hottest and biggest bad boy in school. Can Anna survive the drama? How far will her love rivals go to get rid of her? Does Anna really like Kyle or is it just teen hormones? Does Kyle like Anna? And what will Anna do when she finds out Kyle is every bit the punk he pretends to be? Drama, school life,and romance.
When Caitlyn's mother dies, her life takes a down turn for the worse, and she transfers to a private school to escape, but will this decision turn out to be a big mistake, or just what she needed to make patch up her life. supernatural and romance.
Thanks for the Memories
A song fic based of the song Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy. Liliane (Lily) breaks-up with her boyfriend becuase she catches him cheating on her. When she tries to break up, he attacks her physically. Dustin, her boyfriend, works to apologoize, but in public he's a total jerk to Lily. Jason, a total punk, is the person she ends up telling her sobstory to. Will Lily be pulled back in to dating Dustin? Will she fall in love with Jason? Is Jason really better for her than Dustin? Is Lily too broken for love, now? Yes, this story is what I imagine when I listen to Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy. Hurt/Comfort, Drama, and romance.
In a world were only a limited number of people, Coders, can use technology because all other beings have evolved to be alregic to the energy waves technology radiates. Most of the non-coders (Enforcers and Suppliers) can barelystand to touch it, the others will die if they touch it. Enforcers while unable to touch technology, excel in the combative and killing arts, and are the only ones that can use serihpic and demonic weaponry, making them the most powerful and dangerous clan. Coders and Suppliers cannot touch let alone wield seriphic or demonic weapons. Suppliers are the poor population of this world. They specialize in growing crops, crafting and medicinal skills. However, both the Coders and the Enforcers could do these tasks if the wanted to.
Enforcers rule the land using brute force, and enslave the Coders (for fear of them), forcing them to run factories and run simulations of battle. The Coders are escentially slaves to the Enforcers and even some of the richer Suppliers. The different statuses are not allowed to mate with other statuses.
Julia, a child born to a Supplier family, is found to have coder blood. She is taken away from her family and forced to work for one of the royal Enforcer families. Once their Julia is sucked into a brewing rebellion. Will Julia survive to see freedom? Will Julia's crush on Lucas, a member of the royal family, get her killed? How much does Lucas know about the rebellion? Will it all come together, or will it fall apart before that can happen? Action, supernatural (kind of), and romance.
My Pet Raven
One night Celine takes in a raven who's injured his wing. The next morning, when she wakes up, she finds herself in the arms of a naked man with raven black colored hair, the hawkish nose of an aristocrate, and alot of explaining to do. (Set in a different realm I'll explain in the story.) Humor (maybe), supernatural and romance.
Books on the Blackmarket
Nearly every country in the world has been concured by the Egarian empire . The king of Egaria, Arosophete,has ban all works by anyone who is not Egarian. All the books and histories of the concured contries have been burned, and anyone found in the possession of any non-Egarian book or books is sent to Morran, a concentration camp where you do manual labor until you die from starvation, disease or get killed of to make room for new prisoners. Despite the risk, many books are rented through the blackmarket. The citizens of concured countries are either starving on the streets or working as a servent to the Egarians.
Miriah is a book lover and servent in the Egarian castle and a lover of books. One day, Miriah is caught reading a book and sent to Morran. What will become of her? Will she escape? Will I kill her off if she attempts to escape, and make her the martyr for a rebellion? Will I have her fall in love with a camp guard? What will I do? Action(?), survival and romance.
Poll Stories' Orderings:
2nd-My Pet Raven
3rd-Thanks for the Memories
4th-For You, To love, and Coder
5th-Seen and Books on the Blackmarket
Random Stuff That Is Super Fun To Read:
Warning there is a little cussing.
FAKE FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
REAL FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FAKE FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn! We really messed up! It sure was damn fun, though"
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. And joke about it in private later.
FAKE FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue. Or keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing biography of your life, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FAKE FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
REAL FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say it’s because your gay isn't it?'
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will gossip with others about what you told them
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly skinny dip in a tank of acid or be eaten alive by termites before they even THINK of telling.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation
REAL FRIENDS: Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body
FAKE FRIENDS: Will look at you like you’re crazy when you tell them you’re an alien from outer space
REAL FRIENDS: Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mother ship.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will know all your passwords
REAL FRIENDS: MADE all your passwords
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile or only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: Talks you out of running away.
REAL FRIENDS: Asks, “Do you want help? I could give your parents death glares when you’re gone.”
FAKE FRIENDS: Takes the blame for you.
REAL FRIENDS: Screams, “She did it! She did it! I’m innocent!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Asks you to take them for a ride in your new car and understands if you say no.
REAL FRIENDS: Steals your keys and takes it for a joyride, and the police bring it back at midnight the next week looking like an eighty-year-old thing that was just pulled out of the Hudson.
FAKE FRIENDS: Is happy for you if you’re pregnant.
REAL FRIENDS: Groans and asks, “Who’s the unlucky parent then?”
FAKE FRIENDS: Helps you when you fall.
REAL FRIENDS: Rolls around laughing and trips you again.
FAKE FRIENDS: Helps you find your way when you’re lost.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the one putting magnets near your compass, stealing your map, and giving you wrong directions.
FAKE FRIENDS: Helps you learn to drive.
REAL FRIENDS: Helps you roll your car into the lake to collect the insurance.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Hides you from the cops.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason they’re after you in the first place.
FAKE FRIENDS: Stops you from publicly making an idiot of yourself.
REAL FRIENDS: Is up there making an idiot of their self with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will complain when you have to clean
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit on the couch and say: "Bitch, if you do not get this room clean, I will beat'chou ass."
FAKE FRIENDS: Would willingly sleep in the couch when you tell them that they can't sleep in your bed.
REAL FRIENDS: You'd tell them no but you'd wake up in the middle of the night sprawled on the floor after they hogged your entire bed.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this!
GOOD FRIENDS: Will repost this!
REAL FRIENDS: Will add to it
This one is sad, but it needs to be read.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
Paste its and quotes
If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber disappeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"
94% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber went missing, 5% of Girls would be running around everywhere screaming "YES! HE'S GONE!", 1% would be giggling and poking their new hostage. Post this on your page if you are part of the 1%.
If you are part of the .0000000001% that does NOT have a Myspace, post this on your profile.
98 percent of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the six percent who arent, copy this, put it in your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Takarifan101, hurkydoesntknow, RandomessSakura, RikuLuvr, byakuganwalker, RoxasRoxOutloud, sharinganrivers, MattsyKun_TEFA, LunaBlackLovesPie, FOAatyoursevice, The Midnight Shadow Star. Nero Fotia(Argon Jaden Siberite Bluridge), The Holy Dead
98 of teenage population does or had tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't copy and paste this into your profile
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, Perfect Dreams, PaigeySama, RockerGirl0709, FOAatyourservice, The Midnight Shadow Star, Nero Fotia(Argon Jaden Siberite Bluridge) , The Holy Dead
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Mintytooth, Mistytail, RockerGirl0709, wishIwereanime, FOAatyourservice, The Midnight Shadow Star, Nero Fotia (Argon Jaden Siberite Bluridge), The Holy Dead
Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, Princess-Christina-Ark, RockerGirl0709, FOAatyourservice, The Midnight Shadow Star, Nero Fotia (Argon Jaden Siberite Bluridge), The Holy Dead
"Don't you care what others think about you?" my teacher Mrs.Zauerof. "No why should i care?" "I am me what's wrong with that?" if you agree paste this in your profile!
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.
If you've ever run into a door (Or a wall. Or a person. Or a tree. In your own backyard. Multipul times.) copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wonder who started these copy and paste quotes copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.
Life is not about waiting out the storms. It's about learning to dance in the rain. If you agree, copy this to your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count)
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you HATE it when people put the same thing on their profile more than once copy this to your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you've ever pushed a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.
If you didn't know that Forte from Save Me Lollipop and Kaoru from OHSHC dubbed version were the same voices until now, copy and paste this into your profile
If you didn't know that Rokka from Save Me Lollipop and Honey from OHSHC dubbed version were the same voices until now, copy and paste this into your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Fact #162738978342, you were to lazy to read that number. Post this on your profile if it got you.
If you have ever put a complete story on alert please copy and paste.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Seriously? It's just a glass of water!"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.
Common sense is the enemy of comedy.
Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART
My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.
Knowledge is power; Power is the root of all evil. Therefore study evil and excel at it.
What is this 'kindness' you speak of?
Why don't you slip into something comfortable, like a coma. I will gladly help you.
When in doubt...throw a chair.
If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress? Congress.
Only two things are infinite: 1)The universe 2)Human stupidity
There are few problems that cannot be solved with large amounts of explosives.
Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
When I go to sleep at night I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Sometimes I lie awake at night asking myself what I've done wrong, then the voice in my head says, "This is going to take more than one night..."
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
If you can't win silently, lose as loud as possible
"You're born an original, don't die a copy because it's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you are not."
Live well, Love much, Laugh often
I can't help but respect anyone who has followed their dreams
Life is short. But books are eternal
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly
Save the world. It's the only planet with chocolate.
There is no beginning or end. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it
I mustache you a question...But I think I will save it for later
Oh you broke your leg? Well that's sad...Now let me use your crutches
I'm bringing a baby T-Rex to school..I gave him a list of all the kids I want him to eat
"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."
"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."
"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
“To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.”
“We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.”
"If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your enemies eyes."
"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." Toni Morrison
"Sanity? What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me I never had any such thing." --Kenpachi Zaraki on Sanity
Silence is golden, but ducktape is silver!
"I'M TURNING THIS CAKE INTO A BOMB
"My train of thought ran away and didn't come back. It now lives in the wild."- Thief of Black Winged Heart
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