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Joined 08-24-12, id: 866777, Profile Updated: 10-29-12
Author has written 7 stories for Fantasy, Action, Nature, and General.

Note to certain person who might see this: I am not a baby. Get off of my stuff and attend to yours. My buiness is not yours, quit acting like it is and GET OFF NOW.

for somebody that i know. You know who you are.

And now; WELCOME, to my profile of awesomeness and idiocy!!! (although those two things usually don't go together very well...)

Muahaha. Muahahahaha. Muahahahahahehehe. And insert your generic evil laughter here.


Now that you read that, I'm sure that your firmly hooked to my profile. Good. Now I have some people who actually want to read my randomness. Which is very, very rare, although my randomness makes people laugh. But whatever. People are mindless idiots, no exceptions, so I never really pay any attention to them. Well, ok, I give them as much attention as I do my goldfish, which isn't all that much, considering I also have chickens, a rabbit, various other fish, turtles, and an insane cat that eats paper to look after as well.

So now you know about the things I hold as most important in my life besides god, namely my pets.

Anything else? Oh yes, there's more than plenty. For instance, did you know that this is the third time I've updated my profile? And that my best friend is freaky and obsessed with the last airbender? And that I like flying cats? Oh yes, there's more than enough to go around. Don't worry.

Intresting facts: I have never had a dog, created a dragon handguide complete with pictures and detailed information on over 50 species of dragons, have chickens whose favroite foods are fried chicken and pork, have a mounted rams head in my room, love the inheretence cycle, hate video games of all kinds, and rarely watch TV, if ever.

My favroite quotes are as follows:

'don't take life so sereousely, no one gets out alive anyway.' -anomonus

'I am stronger than the weaknesses of my flesh.' -inherentence cycle

More will be added as my life continues. Anyway, let's move on to something else. Shall I tell you of my name on here? I know it's an oddball around here, but really, it's simple. I took the title of a series I'm creating off the Internet and the name of my imagenery world and combined them. Simple. Linesia, by the way, is pronounced LIE-NeeZia. Nobody can get that right! It sends me into fits of wild laughter!! Haha!!

You know, recently I've been haveing dreams of a white dragon. A white dragon with deep blue eyes. So pretty...I wonder what it means? She has such a nice voice...and its always snowing when I see pretty.

Randomness. I love randomness! Yes, I am infatuated with dragons, by the way, and the whole thing that started it was that stupid movie of eragon...four years ago. I dident realize how stupid it was until I got older...yeah. That movie is what got me to read the inheratence series, too. Blame christopher paloini for any dragon tidbits on here that you find annoying. Dragons, though... I don't know why I like them. I guess I like how graceful they are, how they can soar in the air like birds. I like how they can both be symbols for good and evil, how I can choose how to draw them instead of looking at a picture. I like how they have so many habits, so many traits. In my head, they are more than just fire-breathing lizards of the sky. Way more. Now, I am going into high school, and the dragons haven't left me yet. Unlike so many other things... Anyway, you probably would like to hear about something else now, right?

I return reviews. So long as they are more than a few words. And I love flames. I just cant improve off things like 'your story was awesome! I loved it!' type. And as such, I try not to do the same thing. Have you ever given a thought to it though...people go telling the whole world that they want reviews, and then when they get an actually HELPFUL review they act like a son of a bleep and whine about it because they dident get something worshipping their story. Bunch of jerks.

So...that's it for now. You can tell by how many chapters each of my stories have how much I like them.


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in

(seer of the worlds)

Did that waste your time long enough or do I have to add more while you sit there laughing? XD please read and review my books!

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A Black Cat's Path by L'Archange reviews
Little did Cassandra know that the injured cat she'd nursed back to health was anything but helpless; by her hands a most powerful, evil being would be released and it becomes painfully clear to her that he's bent on repaying her on his own selfish terms.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 7/23/2008
Bioluminescence by chrysanth reviews
I'm beginning to think that we've all fallen victim to the horribly overrated societal values for life, and if that wasn't irritating enough in itself, it all began with a dream of lightbulbs and smoke.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Complete
Twisted Bodies, Twisted Minds by The Mountain King reviews
Six inhuman children wake in a dark cell. All they have ever known is pain, torture and battle. They are forced to work together by their Master for an unknown purpose... Rated T for gore.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012
Glitch by Seer of the Worlds reviews
Japan developed micro cosmetic DNA and China enhanced it for milatary use. But there is a glitch and the people with the software are going mad. 17 year old Phoenix struggles against her own as she tries to fix it.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012
Blood and Ink by Mystik Wryter reviews
With every prick of the needle pain bloomed thick and heavy beneath his skin, and as time went on Ariin could feel a growing pressure in his chest, making it harder to breathe.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012
Salute to the Fairy Queen by Harbinger-of-Doom reviews
Ailani Jenkins thinks she rules the world. She the prettiest, smartest, most popular girl in school. She gets everything she wants, and no one can rival her...until SHE comes along. Some violence. Rated T, just to be safe. If you read, please review.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012
Ghost in the Vending Machine by Fario reviews
There was once a small vending machine on the corner of a certain street. The vending machine sold all sorts of junk, from chocolate, to crisps... even sodas. Out of all his patrons, there was one in particular that was his favourite. She always came at half past twelve and always bought a little chocolate bar. /Very short One-Shot/
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
Order Made by DaniCojo reviews
A young boy and girl are trapped in their own artistic worlds created specifically for them. When they meet, they long to be together. What lengths will they go to no longer be lonely? Inspired by the song "Order Made" by Radwimps and the youtube video "Draw With Me".
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
Stalking You Baby by OrangeBook reviews
Well, this is my first story on here. It's basically with a woman stalking one of my OCs. There's also an alternative ending where he dies, uh please leave any type of review I can munch off of, flames accepted as well because... it's the ballsing internet!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Complete
Obsession? by truttlegirl754 reviews
A short poem about a girl with a crush. hope you enjoy!
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Complete
The Bottle by morphus reviews
What if everyone "collected" their very own personalities, character, ideas and ways of loving others - and put them into a bottle? Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010
Fantasy Parodies by Lccorp2 reviews
Fantasy parodies, mocking anything and everything about the genre. You want to read these. You just know you want to.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,794 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006
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Insert title here reviews
So here's what to expect: so much confusion it's insane, a cat that knows things she shouldent, blood, possable mauling, love, hate, fear, craziness, a demon-possessed murderer, fire, shape-shifting, absolute and utter terror, and more cliffhangers than you can shake a stick at. Don't know what else to say...R&R? Not very good at summaries? Rated T just in case.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,343 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012
The memory of people reviews
An idea I had that grew into a short story. I was thinking of how people tend to 'forget' important things, and how sometimes we give our devotion to a certain thing, then toss it away like it was no big deal, when it really was. Hope you enjoy.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Complete
Song or freeverse poem reviews
Title says all. In my mind, it's a very good song about the leader of a pack of wolves. Title and possably summary will be changed sooner or later, and the whatever-you-choose-to-call-it will be constantly edited. Any and all reviews are accepted. Thanks!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Complete
Malfunction reviews
In the somewhat-near future, Japan has made robotic dragons which soon go on sale for the general public. However, a malfunction starts up in the dragons memory system, and soon, everything is in chaos. Please R&R.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012
They come after me, with fangs and fire both.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Complete
The princess or the dragon reviews
The title pretty much says it all. Only there's a prince included. It's a little one-shot that my friend came up with, so give her all the credit, not me. Keep in mind, though, that I need help with the end of it. R&R please! Oh, and by the way, every book deserves a chance to be read! Don't pass this up just because you think it's lame!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012
The dragon rises reviews
A winged cat, the smallest in his litter, must destroy an evil he has created out of his own curiosity. Along the way he uncovers extinct species, finds little-known prophecies, gets on the bad side of a raging warlord, and becomes skilled in magic. And don't forget having to deal with the challenge of controlling his power. Fortunately, his friends are there to help him.R&R please
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012