Hail Laser Pigeons
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Joined 08-25-12, id: 867012, Profile Updated: 04-17-16
Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy, and Horror.

Name: Hail Laser Pigeons

Age: My birthday is December 14th; so far, I've had 16 of them.

Gender: I'm agender, please use they/them pronouns.

Physical Appearance:You'll know one day. Or not. And if not, then too bad. My eyes change color with my mood, and if they're red, it means I have a big problem, because my eye is bleeding.

Started Writing:Officially, I've been writing since 2012, but I'm trying to learn all I can about how to not write like an idiot, and I feel that my work needs... well, work. So, I'd like to think that I haven't started writing seriously yet.

Motive For Writing: You get to tell any story you want, about anything you want, and... That's fun. The power of words. It's neato.

Hobbies:I draw, play music, and mostly daydream. And of course, I read, both here and on fanfiction.net (but mostly the latter). I play three instruments, the (tenor and alto) saxophone, the piano, and the violin (at the level of a six year old). Some daydreams are stored in my memory to possibly later become stories. All of my story covers are drawn by me, using Paint Tool SAI. I have a deviantART account (my name there is ProudToBeCanadian14), but I haven't had the courage to upload anything yet.

Favorite Songs/Artists: I'll listen to pretty much anything, but right now "Pepper Steak" wins the title of my favourite song.

Favorite Movie:Since I normally don't really like movies, there aren't that many that I like. But I do have a favorite, namely Rise of the Guardians (Dreamworks).

Favorite TV Shows/Cartoons: Steven Universe and Gravity Falls.

Favorite Books/Comics: The Harry Potter Series (J.K. Rowling), The Hunger Games Trilogy (Suzanne Collins), Divergent and Insurgent (Veronica Roth), The Chronicles of Nick (Sherrilyn Kenyon), and the many comics made online by "The Oatmeal" (Matthew Inman).

Favorite Games:OFF (and its many fangames), Amnesia: The Dark Descent and Amnesia: Justine, Mad Father, Ib, Misao, Penumbra (Overture and Black Plague), Doorways, Knock-Knock, Cry of Fear, Afraid of Monsters, Hyde, Dreadhalls, Vanish, Dead Space, and The Last of Us, Final Fantasy VII, and Undertale.

Bio(Other Information):I have a little sister who I love very much, and would do anything for. One of my best friends, another writer on this site, calls herself AJ Price, and she and I work on stories together. Currently, our attention is primarily focused on her series "The Secrets of Maplewood". She actually types the words out, but we work together on the plot and characters. The first part of the series is planned to be four books long, and, since it's still under revision, don't be too harsh with her. We're working on it, and once everything's smoothed out, it will (hopefully) be great!

My Stories

This Story Is Untitled For Now:Used to exist on this account, but since has been discontinued.

The Three 'R's:Written for my English class in the year 2012/2013. Originally, the concepts for Rachel, Rebecca and Rosetta belonged to AJ Price, who insisted that I should write it after the many times she tried to and failed. So I did, and it gave me a pretty good mark. Because, like most things, it was forced out of me, I'm not a big fan of it. No, it will not be continued.

In Her Eyes:This started as a simple idea that floated into my head, and I HAD to write it. I left it on another site for a while, but when I realized that my best bet for getting people to read my stuff was here, and this fit my standards for quality (for what it is), I moved it here. It had a cover page that I drew, but I want to remake it.

Trichotomy: A story playing with Norse Mythology, demons, and redheads, written in collaboration with a good friend of mine. He and I are currently working on the chapters. May or may not have a sequel.

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The Angel On My Shoulder by TheEmeraldWarrior reviews
From young childhood, I had an angel and a demon follow me around, informing my decisions. When they gave me a choice between them, isn't it obvious what I would choose?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Complete
Unexpected by YuriCore reviews
Sophia comes out to her parents, and recieves a weird reaction from each of them.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Complete
Hetero by YuriCore reviews
Audrey justs wants to fit in. But when you're a straight girl in a heterophobic world, it's not so easy. Inspiration from 'Love Is All You Need'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Complete
The Official Mary Sue Manual by TA Maxwell reviews
Mary Sues. We all know them, the perfect character we all have made at one point. This manual is for the growing fiction and fanfiction community on how to recognize and avoid creating a Mary Sue.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2003
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In Her Eyes reviews
A short story/idea I wrote just because.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Complete
The 3 Rs
Contrary to popular belief, this has NOTHING to do with recycling.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,820 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Complete