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Author has written 13 stories for Romance, and Humor.

I've survived the pandemic... so far. But OMG it's coming up to 10 years that I've been hanging around here.

What's different? I'm uh... on an indefinite hiatus. Work and life got in the way of updating, but I haven't given up on this writing thing. Reading some of the stuff by Old Me is kind of cringey for Present Me though, so maybe I'll work on revising stuff first.

Anyway I've relocated some pieces because I have SOMETHING going on elsewhere that you might want to know about!

Yeah, I know, that was terrible clickbait _ I'm PM-able if you fall for that, haha.

So... what hasn't changed? I still return reviews! So do drop me a line or two, or ten), and I'm quite happy to do review exchanges if I happen to like the piece you're offering. It works best if your chapter lengths are similar to mine, but if not, no worries, we can always work something out.

How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
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Yesterday's Toys reviews
You're the chosen one. And once He eats you, everything will be right again. That's what they told me. But what do I do when He refuses to do what He's supposed to? What's wrong with me that He doesn't want me? And what is it anyway about these squiggly marks that he keeps showing me? (Constructive comments and review exchanges welcome)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,865 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/18/2018 - Published: 10/20/2017
Life is a box of chocolates (Anthology) reviews
One-shot romances (updated occasionally).
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,262 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Complete
All the Wrong Reasons reviews
Talent or not, the Firstborn has no fun. Freyl would know. With responsibilities and expectations heaped on him since forever, it's hard to be Freyl. And when there's chatty Eryk (who's determined to marry Myka... and owes Freyl a sword) and awkward Myka (who's always misunderstanding Freyl.. and fending off Eryk) around, it's even harder... even if he's found his Muse.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 84,272 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Complete
Under a blue-grey sky reviews
Around here, it isn't safe to be young and pretty, girls OR boys. Well, me, I'm ugly enough to live. But then there's Rayne. Between the face that screams TAKE ME and the daydreaming and crazy talk of magic, it's only a matter of time before the Snatchers get Rayne. And then what will I do? The sensible thing: stay out of it. But well, sometimes my heart doesn't agree with my head.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,611 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Complete
Just a Tool reviews
[Whatever he is to Xi, Ayn wants to be more than that. But he doesn't know how to be anything else.] THREE HEARTS. [Piqa will pay whatever price is required of him for their sake; after all, he is the cause of their pain.] THREE ENTANGLED LIVES. [Perhaps Xi just wants to die and be free of everything. But for Piqa and Ayn, she knows she has to live.] ONE INSEPARABLE DESTINY.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 80,687 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Complete
If looks can kill reviews
Cresta was beautiful. That's why the Snatchers took her. Why I wear this scarred face. Why Haylden's obsessed with me. And now there's Rayne, who's far more beautiful than Cresta ever was. Between Rayne's face and daydreams of magic, it's only a matter of time before the Snatchers strike again. Just how far will I go for you, Rayne? (Originally: The beautiful ones always die first)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,467 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 12/10/2012
Rules To Break You reviews
The rules say that we always have to do the right thing, however wrong it feels. The rules say that there are people we're not allowed to love. The rules say that there are things we can't think about or even imagine. How many rules would you break for him? As many as I would break for you? [Contains violence/mature themes; chapters marked ! are not suitable for younger readers.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,378 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Complete
I don't break the rules reviews
Brook cared about rules. And cold, hard Myka felt like a rule-breaker to him, even if he didn't know what rules Myka broke apart from the unspoken ones that said how a grown man should behave. Or could it be that sunny, winsome Eryk was the biggest rule-breaker of them all? [Violence in chapters marked ! These are not suitable for younger readers; please read responsibly.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,205 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Complete
In the corner of your eye reviews
A good hunter stalks, waits, plans, even teases by cornering and releasing. I did all those things. But then I ruined it all with something a good hunter should never, ever do. I fell for the prey. [It is left to the reader to determine the implied meanings and intensity by reading between the lines. Please decide responsibly if this is suitable for you.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,044 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Complete
I'm All Yours reviews
I've just been seen with a naked Zomb by the fastest social updater that I know. That should put me in the trending crowd. *Cheer* The problem? I never wanted to own this Zomb. His name is—was—Zech. We'd promised to be friends. But then I went and Zombed him. So now I own him. All of him. Literally. And I hate everything about this. [Rewritten: new version called 'All of Him'.]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,409 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Complete
All of Him reviews
I've just been seen with a Zomb. A naked one. I guess that means I'm trending... We'd promised to be friends. But then I went and Zombed him. So now I own him. All of him. Literally. No questions. No limits. The problem? He didn't agree to any of this. I know the right thing to do. But the longer I have him, the harder it is to let him go.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,702 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Complete
The Adventures of Wyntep, Pardon, and the Fourth Wall reviews
This series in three words: surreal, funny, wacky. This is a chain story written by me and Luckycool9. Well it was supposed to be a chain story, but nobody else joined in but us. We thought the story was too good not to share with more people, so here it is. For the full effect, and to get the inside jokes, you should visit the 'Chain Story' thread of the Review Game forum.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
Haunting the forgotten reviews
I hate waiting. And what's worse than waiting? Waiting to be eaten. On top of that, now that he's finally here, he refuses to eat me like he's supposed to. But if he doesn't, the Dragoul will destroy everyone that's important to me. What do I do now? 2 endings. Update: has been rewritten as Yesterday's Toys.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,019 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete