Author has written 22 stories for Friendship, Love, Religion, Humor, and General.
I could also add rank and serial number but I seem to have misplaced those.
I figured it's been long enough and I should add something in this block of space so I figured I would include some of my favorite movie lines. If you can figure out the movies then a high-5 to ya.
And they are in no particular order:
"There are three kinds of love. Love, Big Love and Great Love. Love takes 2 weeks to get over. Big Love takes 2 years to get over. And Great Love... well, Great Love changes your life. "
"If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on."
"She has six different smiles. One when something just flat out makes her laugh. One when shes laughing out of politeness. One when she makes plans. One when she makes fun of herself. One when shes uncomfortable and one when shes talking about her friends."
"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night."
"You have five smiles. One when you think someone is an idiot. One when you really think someone is an idiot. One when you're getting dressed up. One when you're singing Barry White. And one when you're looking at me."
"I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, my family's expectation, the inferiority of your birth by rank, so I can start all these things, and I'm willing to put them aside and ask you to end my agony."
"You know what l envy about people in love? l'd love it if someone really knew me. What l like. What l'm afraid of. What kind of toothpaste l use. l think that would really be wonderful."
*12/23/15: I still like those movie lines so I will keep them. However I will add that if you can guess the movies they belong too then kudos to you because I guess we have something in common
*12/23/15: I guess while I'm at it I should update some of these answers...the new answers are underlined
50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1, What color is your toothbrush?
Blue and White I think -updated: it's actually purple and I should probably change the brush head.
It's white an electric Phillips Sonicare on orders by dentist (I bought it on my own because at the price she was charging you;d think my teeth would brush themselves)
2, Name one person who made you smile today:'
still my son, he's 6 so everything he says makes me smile
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Getting ready to leave the house
I was working...for the rest of December file clerk responsibilities has been included with legal secretary responsibilities
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
working on my profile
reading a fellow writer's poem
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
still the same
6, What is your favorite color?
Black, red and burgundy (oops that colors plural)
still the same
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
Hey they have angry birds on the window display
8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor
Hagen Daz chocolate, has to be Hagen Daz
that will never change
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water with Crystal Light Mango Peach Green Tea, yum
10, Do you like your wallet?
I barely use it but I do like my Michael Kors bag
11, What was the last thing you ate?
a Micky D's Sausage McGriddle
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Yes for my son...it doesn't specify for who now does it
ha for my son again, I don't like buying for myself believe it or not
13, The last sporting event you watched?
Like on TV? Then an Oregon Ducks football game (go Ducks!) or did you mean in person cause it one of my high school football's game, umm junior year I think
this is the same, I haven't seen any games recently
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
yeah still butter
15, Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
16, Ever go camping?
Yes a long time ago in a galaxy far far away..it was fun not sure if I'd do it again
Still haven't gone
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
No but I should
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
Still yes, that will never change
19, Do you have a tan?
Real fake or both?
I guess you could say I have some natural coloring
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
Never, pizza always first choice...yup, I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Still pizza haven't changed my mind
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
Only when I'm not drinking it out of a can or a cup or a plastic bottle.
Only when I'm in a restaurant
22, What did your last text message say?
Not a clue, seriously that's what it said
R U Here
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
26, What color is your watch?
black but it's a new smartwatch, an upgrade from previous answer
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
crickey, Crocodile Dundee, the crocodile hunter guy, fosters australian for beer, down under, and kangaroos
yeah that probably won't change
28, What is your birthstone?
still don't know
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
It depends on whether I'm driving or walking
still the same
30, What is your favorite number?
don't have one, should I?
still don't have one
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My mom, what can I say she's my son's babysitter
32, Any plans today?
Yeah, but I already did what i had to do
not unless you count going to bed a plan
33, How many states have you lived in?
still the same 1
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
Can't think of any
being a file clerk
35, Last song listened to?
Juan Castro - It's Only A Mountain
Matthew West - the Motions
36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
I don't know maybe but haven't had a need to
I haven't even tried
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Ha I wish
I'm still wishing for this one
38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My black Rykas
i still have my Rykas (have replaced them at least twice since)
39, Are you jealous of anyone?
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
Gosh I hope not that would be silly of them
Yeah same answer
41, Do you love anyone?
42, Do any of your friends have children?
43, What do you usually do during the day?
It depends whether you mean weekdays or weekends
If weekdays I work (unless it's a Federal Holiday), weekends I chill out from working so much
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
I don't hate people, only dislike and only for a short time.
I still don't hate people and right now don't dislike anyone either
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
I'm sure I do when I answer the phone at work
Now that I think of it I don't think I do
46, What color is your car?
still black and it's even a different model, HA
47, Do you like cats?
I still do
I48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
Yeah, I'm wondering what a friend is up to
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Yup...too long ago to remember but I do like the rollercoasters even if I close my eyes for the entire ride
I haven't gone since I wrote the original answer
50, How did you get your worst scar?
I fell down while running with a glass jar, not very bright am I
When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When u open it, he collapses.
When he see's u reading it, he faints.
When he see's u living it, he flees.
And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.
I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)
FUNNY LABELS/WARNINGS - A friend wrote the commentary
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