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NAME: maripach77

I could also add rank and serial number but I seem to have misplaced those.

I figured it's been long enough and I should add something in this block of space so I figured I would include some of my favorite movie lines. If you can figure out the movies then a high-5 to ya.

And they are in no particular order:

"There are three kinds of love. Love, Big Love and Great Love. Love takes 2 weeks to get over. Big Love takes 2 years to get over. And Great Love... well, Great Love changes your life. "

"If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on."

"She has six different smiles. One when something just flat out makes her laugh. One when shes laughing out of politeness. One when she makes plans. One when she makes fun of herself. One when shes uncomfortable and one when shes talking about her friends."

"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night."

"You have five smiles. One when you think someone is an idiot. One when you really think someone is an idiot. One when you're getting dressed up. One when you're singing Barry White. And one when you're looking at me."

"I had to see you. I have fought against my better judgment, my family's expectation, the inferiority of your birth by rank, so I can start all these things, and I'm willing to put them aside and ask you to end my agony."

"You know what l envy about people in love? l'd love it if someone really knew me. What l like. What l'm afraid of. What kind of toothpaste l use. l think that would really be wonderful."

*12/23/15: I still like those movie lines so I will keep them. However I will add that if you can guess the movies they belong too then kudos to you because I guess we have something in common


*12/23/15: I guess while I'm at it I should update some of these answers...the new answers are underlined

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Blue and White I think -updated: it's actually purple and I should probably change the brush head.

It's white an electric Phillips Sonicare on orders by dentist (I bought it on my own because at the price she was charging you;d think my teeth would brush themselves)

2, Name one person who made you smile today:'

My son

still my son, he's 6 so everything he says makes me smile

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Getting ready to leave the house

I was working...for the rest of December file clerk responsibilities has been included with legal secretary responsibilities

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

working on my profile

reading a fellow writer's poem

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Nestle crunch

still the same

6, What is your favorite color?

Black, red and burgundy (oops that colors plural)

still the same

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Hey they have angry birds on the window display

I'm pooped

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor

Hagen Daz chocolate, has to be Hagen Daz

that will never change

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water

Water with Crystal Light Mango Peach Green Tea, yum

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yeah, sure

I barely use it but I do like my Michael Kors bag

11, What was the last thing you ate?

a Micky D's Sausage McGriddle

popcorn shrimp

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Yes for my son...it doesn't specify for who now does it

ha for my son again, I don't like buying for myself believe it or not

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Like on TV? Then an Oregon Ducks football game (go Ducks!) or did you mean in person cause it one of my high school football's game, umm junior year I think

this is the same, I haven't seen any games recently

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Butter?

yeah still butter

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message to?

My bestie

My hubby

16, Ever go camping?

Yes a long time ago in a galaxy far far away..it was fun not sure if I'd do it again

Still haven't gone

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

No but I should

Still no

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Yes

Still yes, that will never change

19, Do you have a tan?

Real fake or both?

I guess you could say I have some natural coloring

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Never, pizza always first choice...yup, I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

Still pizza haven't changed my mind

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Only when I'm not drinking it out of a can or a cup or a plastic bottle.

Only when I'm in a restaurant

22, What did your last text message say?

Not a clue, seriously that's what it said

R U Here

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Church

Work

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

A door

A bed

26, What color is your watch?

black

black but it's a new smartwatch, an upgrade from previous answer

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

crickey, Crocodile Dundee, the crocodile hunter guy, fosters australian for beer, down under, and kangaroos

yeah that probably won't change

28, What is your birthstone?

No clue

still don't know

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

It depends on whether I'm driving or walking

still the same

30, What is your favorite number?

don't have one, should I?

still don't have one

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mom

My mom, what can I say she's my son's babysitter

32, Any plans today?

Yeah, but I already did what i had to do

not unless you count going to bed a plan

33, How many states have you lived in?

One

still the same 1

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Can't think of any

being a file clerk

35, Last song listened to?

Juan Castro - It's Only A Mountain

Matthew West - the Motions

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

I don't know maybe but haven't had a need to

I haven't even tried

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Ha I wish

I'm still wishing for this one

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My black Rykas

i still have my Rykas (have replaced them at least twice since)

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Nope

Still Nope

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Gosh I hope not that would be silly of them

Yeah same answer

41, Do you love anyone?

Yes

Yes

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Yes

Yes

43, What do you usually do during the day?

It depends whether you mean weekdays or weekends

If weekdays I work (unless it's a Federal Holiday), weekends I chill out from working so much

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

I don't hate people, only dislike and only for a short time.

I still don't hate people and right now don't dislike anyone either

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

I'm sure I do when I answer the phone at work

Now that I think of it I don't think I do

46, What color is your car?

Black

still black and it's even a different model, HA

47, Do you like cats?

Yup

I still do

I48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Nope

Yeah, I'm wondering what a friend is up to

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yup...too long ago to remember but I do like the rollercoasters even if I close my eyes for the entire ride

I haven't gone since I wrote the original answer

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I fell down while running with a glass jar, not very bright am I

same answer


When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When u open it, he collapses.

When he see's u reading it, he faints.

When he see's u living it, he flees.

And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.

I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)


FUNNY LABELS/WARNINGS - A friend wrote the commentary

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (why?! will it eat me?!).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a children's fold-away stroller:
Do not fold while child is in stroller
(Wouldn't that save time?)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On Dum-Dum Lolipop
Instructions: Suck
(...I have no words...None...)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a coffee cup:
Warning: Contents may be hot
(Well I hope my coffee's hot)

On cheap Peanut Butter:
May contain traces of nuts
(God, then what is actually in it!?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

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Their Story by KaylaHeart reviews
"The best love begins as friendship." Meet Mason and Kim; Best friends, with the purest example of true love, that changes Violet's life forever. This is Their Story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,781 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Complete
Garbage by KaylaHeart reviews
And the strangest thing to think, is that everything you love, is garbage compared to knowing Jesus.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
Faith by KaylaHeart reviews
"Faith is believing in something common sense tells you not to."
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Complete
2nd Grade Me by Megan V. Dales reviews
Here's a collection of poems I wrote when I was in 2nd grade. Needless to say, they are very very bad. I've even included the original spelling mistakes (which are a lot. My spell check is going crazy) Oh gosh, this is embarrassing...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
Burnout by Lightning of the West reviews
Rekindling my spirit.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
Could You Forgive? by Emberlywoods12 reviews
This is a small story/poem that I wrote about the death of Jesus and the crimes of his murders. Gore and some mature spiritual themes.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
This Time Yesterday by KaylaHeart reviews
This Time Yesterday, I was with my "Family." But today I sit alone. We're God's family. Just apart for now.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete
Imagery Poem- The Third Siege by m4Sean reviews
After the rapture..
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Complete
Chairs by hal99 reviews
Yeah, chairs. HAPPY TURKEY DAY! GOBBLE GOBBLE!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Complete
One of our Dolls is missing by Timescribe reviews
A call to men to respect and not misuse women in sleazy indecent ways.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Complete
What Really, Truly, Finally Happened by KaylaHeart reviews
And then, I knew that for the better or for the worse, this was going to be the night everything was going to change. *Featuring Artist98*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012
Guardian of History by Timescribe
A brief look at the supernatural help I've had from God in times of trouble.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
Delicious and NonFat 247 by Dragonfly Heart reviews
Want something delicious and non-fat to eat? Dive into the Bible.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Complete
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Thinking of You reviews
My last one from my high school days. I was such the romantic back then, lol some things never change.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013
To See You reviews
here's another high school poem... I haven't updated this one yet lol...who knows maybe I will. I'll have to ponder on it for a while.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013
What Will You Do reviews
She's worried about what will happen when she says I love you. **UPDATE: after reading Megan V. Dales work i decided to post as chap 2 the original version of this poem that i did back in high school** compare and contrast to your heart's content.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012
Closing the Book reviews
Is it the end? Perhaps maybe I don't know. I guess it would depend if the muse comes back.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012
Lingering Pain reviews
My bestie is still hurting because of somebody's cruel action so I put myself in her shoes and came up with something.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Complete
UN NUEVO PACTO
Esto es solo un experimento en traduccion. Lo queria compatir en la iglesia el domingo pero alomejor lo reservo para un servico de Domingo de Resurrecion. Yo se que le faltan los accentos en muchas palabras pero no se escribir espanol muy bien. Mi maestra de Espanol no creo que estaria muy a gusto con eso. **aviso** le puse los accentos ahora se ve mejor.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - Spanish - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Published: 12/19/2012
FINDING YOUR WAY BACK reviews
Living the life God wants isn't easy but no matter what so long as we ask He will forgive.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Complete
FEELING BLUE reviews
This is a very rough draft. I don't have a beta so if anyone wants to volunteer be my guest.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2012
The Betrayal reviews
It hurts just as bad even when its only a fantasy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Complete
Ode to The Big Bang Theory reviews
A little something all about my new favorite show.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
God's Promise reviews
After writing Difficult Restraint I wanted to write something more uplifting. This was what I came up with.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
A Sad Goodbye reviews
This is a collaboration piece between me and Slightly Off Key.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Complete
A POEM FOR MY NEW FRIEND SOK reviews
A friendship that began with a Big Bang Theroy fic and ended up re-awekening my long dormat muse.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Complete
A Difficult Restraint
What happens when you have feelings for a guy whose off limits.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Complete
From Death to New Covenant reviews
I was in church one Sunday and a small line popped into my head which ultimately became the inspiration for this poem.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Complete
Shouldn't He Know Me
You can't help but feel saddened when the person you're with doesn't know anything about you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
No More Apologies reviews
Sometimes I'm Sorry just isn't enough.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
Moonlight Musings reviews
This is a poem that developed after Slightly Off Key gave me a starter to work with. He deserves credit as it was his thought I merely just went with it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
Happiness Realized reviews
Finished watching Pride and Prejudiced and wanted to do something romantic.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
Underground reviews
Despite being discovered will maintain this secret friendship. A companion piece to An Unfortunate End
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
Dreams Broken Sadness Unspoken reviews
What happens when you realize your not living your happily ever after.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
An Unfortunate End reviews
a harmless friendship is brought to an end. Precedes Underground
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete