8/17/15 I AM UPDATING ON THE TOP AND ON THE BOTTOM OF MY PROFILE BECAUSE I AM RELENTLESSLY TIRED OF PEOPLE CALLING ME AND MY STORIES OUT BECAUSE I AM NOT RELIGIOUS. I AM NOT BLOODY EFFING RELIGIOUS! IN ANY KIND OF WAY! SHAPE! FORM! EARTHLY! OR ANY OTHER WAY! YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY OPINION AND YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY DENTS ON MY MIND EXCEPT MAKING NOT HAVE ANY LIKING TO PEOPLE WHO ARE RELIGIOUS! SO JUST SHOVE YOUR BLOODY PRECIOUS BOOK UP YOUR ASSES AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! TO THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME AND HAVE NOT CALLED ME OUT I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU ONLY TO POINT OUT OUT THOSE WHO KEEP OFFENDING ME.

I have some many ideas I don't whether or not they'll all make it up here. Until then. cyaz.

E-lo! I like to write whenever and about whatever I can think of. Leave me with a pen and notebook and nothing else and come book in a few days I'll have so many notes and stories in there you wouldn't know where to start.

Story Idea. Working on rough drafts. On hold til further notice.

Three planets are all part of one world in the universe that is crumbling to pieces. Their world relies on magic but magic is being used up throughout the universe on other planets and galaxies, but now the universe has no more. When a kid gets transported to one the planets from a different part of the same universe he and a friend he meets along the way will have to save the world or else everyone, everywhere, no matter what dimension they're in will die.

UPDATE 6/20/13 Book Idea. Chapter 10 coming right back at ya

Title: When Is It A Good Day To Die?

The Oracle made of the three chairmen. They can predict each day where you go when you die, what you come back as and who dies each day. Plus, none of these predictions tells them of their fate because that would be cheating, they're immortal you see. Below the chairmen are 3 districts separated into 4 colonies.

Districts: 1 2 and 3

Colonies:

Passling- not actually alive. In order to live must kill 1 of each other colony

Demon

Mage

Magot- mundanes.

For a grand total of 8 people in each District. Only two people in all can surpass the others and become an Oracle. Who will it be and what strengths and challenges will befall them?

Its all like a contest to see who lives the longest and can reach the ultimate prize-to become a chairman and become immortal.

6/22/13 Get ready for some awesome new stories and updates. They'll all be posted up on the 30th that way they're all there and I have time for last minute editions. Until then read on! ;)

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I need names for the people in the colonies. If you have any suggestion feel free to send me a PM. But there's 3 girls and 3 boys for each colony. And some romance if you want to pair them. Many thanks.

6/23/13 Elo people out there. If you are people. Don't forget to look me up in Fanfiction too only my name is Hellsgun EmmortalDead. Cao.

6/28 Ok so I got antsy and couldn't wait any longer and posted all my updates and two new stories. Enjoy. :)

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird... Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

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I fit all of these except the last one(not yet).

8/17/13 New stories being written and older ones chapters being added to. Be on the look out for them.

8/24/13 Book order from the Kingdom of the Sporks series

A Grand Food Fight: A New Era-Land of the Sporks

Kingdom of the Sporks: A New Era-Legend of the Knife Knight

Kingdom of the Sporks: A New Era-The Cup Clan Invasion

Kingdom of the Sporks: A New Era-The Last of the Sporks

Kingdom of the Sporks: A New Era-Kingdom of the Plagued

Only two more chapters until the end of part one of The Hunted Child. There are four parts to the story in whole. Get ready for the most epic story of your life. There are twists and turns coming your way that you could have never expected. Tragities and death will not be far from the future.

9/10/13 I had some extra time to spare and am super hyper(no drugs used) so decided to update this.

RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME!!! Yey aren't you all excited about that and if your not then your secretly excited. Don't try to deny it, you know i know that you are excited. XD

I collect an array of things such as:

Rocks. I like rocks. Their cool and fun to look at especially the colors. Yey! And a secret between you and me I scout for a rock that looks awesome on the ground where ever I am when I go somewhere new and like the place and like to keep a momentum of it. No I can't remember every place of every rock that I got it from but its still cool to find dented, colorful, plain, shiny, hard, rough, smooth and all kinds of others. I don't know how many I have but don't be surprised when you see some just lying around my room.

Erasers.

There's just soo many different kinds of erasers. Mostly I collect the shaped ones and sometimes I get the regular pencil end ones. One of my favorites are the two gingerbread men i have. One has a dress and the other i gave a hat. Don't remember where the hat came from but its a red santa had and it fits on its little head. :)

And now my favorite...

!!!Marbles!!!

These I just can't get enough of AND I know the number of them I have. Are you ready?... 911 and STILL and counting AND COLLECTING!

I know there was something else. I forget sometimes. When I remember it I'll post it.

New Segment on the rambling lunatics profile(that would be me xD)

Akward questions

You know how someone asks a really dumb question but then when you think about it, it actually makes sense but there's no real answer to it. Well I'm collecting those awkard Questions and writing them all down. When I actually find the first few from last week(no idea where that darn notebook went) then I'll post the rest of them up. Until then.

Awkward Question 1- If zombies are hungry for flesh why don't they eat each other?

A friend and I were talking about music and some how landed in the middle of the apocalypse.

Chapter 15 of The Hunted Child nearly half way done.

Working on Zombie Santa chapter 3.

And many surprises to come to When Is It A Good Day To Die.

Ackward Question 2- How do you fly a plane full of drunken ass holes?

(Inspiration came from Bridesmaids 2011) (haha)

9/20/13 Just thought I'd add this up here to clear any suspicions, I am a girl and my Taken Name is Bira Winters. Im a HUGE fan of Skulduggery Pleasant, Hayao Miyazaki is THE BEST movie creator of all times and he is my hero(just decided that :) and I love to play guitar. Im in my third year guitar at school, Im just now learning the violin and got to play the harp at a harp camp, yippee! Cant think of anything else to say... hmm?

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8/30/14 Note to self: I thought this was cool at first but no I'm certain that I almost 100% hate it. The real Note To Self(uhm hmm): Never pick up another violin again

VERY IMPORTANT NEWS FOR THOSE WHO UPDATE WITH A TABLET OR KINDLE!!!

Having trouble uploading and updating stories using the kindle or tablet? Well I just found a way to do it without having to turn on my computer and having to rewrite the whole story.

If you have a kindle or tablet(fair warning. Im not 100 percent sure this will work on the tablet -because i am using the kindle fire but there shouldnt be any real difference.)

!!!If you don't know how to COPY or SELECT ALL PLEASE pracrice first on fake note BEFORE you do it on actual update.!!!

If you have a kindle or tablet and you use the notes in the downloaded materials such as books to write the updates instead of having to use the paper then this is how you do it.

Open your email to a new COMPOSING screen. Going back to the note select SELECT ALL, then COPY. (If you dont know which is which i would suggest using a fake/decoy note because the kindle will delete it if you erase it and you cant go back to what you wrote.)

COPY the note/update into the compose. You HAVE to select a person to SEND it to(just send it to yourself, its much easier. SEND the UPDATE. Then go to SEND FOLDER. Open the sent email. COPY the UPDATE. Then open Fanfiction or Fictionpress and SAVE IT.

Now you have updated your story without having to wait for the computer to load. If this helps anyone I'm glad to be of service.

Happy reading :)

Ackward Question 3- Have you ever noticed that when you see a ghost of a person that just died they are usually dressed nicely? Why is it that the ghost never is dressed in the clothes they died in? (ex: a ghost died in its sleep. why is the ghost dressed in a ball gown and not its pjs?)

Ackward Question 4- How exactly was Donkey able to reach Dragons center (to make her pregnant) in order to have babies without getting crushed? (This is what happens with a mixture of watching Shrek #4, sheer boredom and cheetos)

10/4/13 "Crowded people start having crowded thoughts and crowded thoughts leads to some kind of conflict." Quoted by me.

Speaking of quotes some of my favorite ones are...

"Doors are for people with no imagination." Skulduggery Pleasant.

"You sir have no imagination." Reepicheep.

10/11/13 An Ackward Way to Die. Being smothered by wet clothes because the person changing out the wash doesn't know sarcasm.

I Found Itttt. Aren't you happy for me? So the list of Ackward questions I said i lost years ago(2 months) was in my other notebook. Duh. So, what would have been AQ 1 is now...checking AQ numbers...

Ackward Question 5- I've wondered how many times, compared to other people, have those who work in post offices gotten paper cuts?

Monsters 101

01- When there is a monster/creature attacking and nearby is a porta potty AVOID IT at all costs. For many reasons you'll thank me later. You don't really have to go now right, not when your about to be eaten.

02- Do not call a monster/creature stupid. They are most likely smarter than you if you are a mundane; and if you aren't then your allowed to say so. Just as long as in both situations (mundane/awesomely a insert) you are ready to get pummeled slash die.

10/4/13 More of the Ackwardness. So your in a car chase and the bad guys car runs out of gas. Lucky for you then, but when he starts running on foot do you run too or say "nah, my car still has gas" and rev the engine and accidentally run the suspect over. There goes your promotion.

10/13/13 "When the going gets scary the scared gets scarce." Shaggy Rogers

10/19/13 Know the three UPS. Show Up. Keep Up. Shut Up. 2013 OZ

Awkward Question 6- If someone knew they were too much of a coward to take their own life, would that mean they were still suicidal?

I got an electrical guitar and it came with an amp!!! Get ready for rock and roll and busted eardrums! WOOOWOWO!

12/11/13 Now working as a BETAREADER. Taking requests :)

1/24/14 I found the official outline for the Story Idea about three planets. Still on hold

1/27/14 I've got a GREAT short story for you guys, especially for those science geeks. (That was a compliment:)

2/20/14 Insanity update by this weekend

3/10/14 What do you call a hat sitting on your knee? A kneecap :)

3/30/14 Piano backgrounnd for Break Free coming sooner or later. Plus new songs!

4/15/14 Chords for Your Gift to Me officially made. Look out for the new youtube video under Jorgan Von Strangle.

Not Our Time to Die

Awkward Question 7- What do you call it when someone sits in a brown chair and farts? A toilet seat.

Another favorite quote for when that one person is being annoying: From Calcifer in Howl's Moving Castle - "May all your bacon burn."

7/2/14 Not one bloody zombie show slash movie where they keep saying zombies can smell blood of the living yet when there is a women they don't mention THAT thing, I find this insulting and very "convenient". There, you just lost a whole slaughtering scene because you were too lazy to mention it Director Person! But... I just started watching Walking Dead and they finally mentioned it, thank you for finally being original, you get the slow stupid clapping.

8/15/14 A new spin on the next chapter of The 900 Corridor, direct previews of MC's diary! Aren't you all excited

Quotes by Bluegiant. More of them one her profile. (https://www.fictionpress.com/u/930792/Bluegiant) The bolded ones made me crack up.

Quotes:

"Loopy is just a symptom of being awesome"

"Dear Maths, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you"

"Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face"

"You can only be young once but you can always be immature"

"Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing it for years"

"In the morning, you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon, you are dying to sleep and at night, you refuse to sleep"

"Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway" (Oh my effin gosh!!! That one wins hands down)

"If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried"

"In an English class, the teacher asks her student "When you sing you say "I sing" what do you say when your brother is singing?" I say "shut up you're a terrible singer"

"The most important thing in life isn't to know everything, it's to have the phone number of someone who does" -- I'm talking about you Lana!

"Mobiles these days keep getting thinner and smarter...people are the opposite"

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"Have a shitty day" by Donnie from Orphan Black

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9/12/14 Lil Wayne fav quotes. "No Love Lost No Love Found." "Be Good Or Be Good At It." (Pretending is what I'm good at.

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10/14/14 You're a failure to all humanity.

Other me: Like I give a damn

torches giant arse dynamite*

Lets blow this muther@@@@@ UP!

-I like ranting xd XP-

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This bio post just keeps getting loooonger and looonger and loonger... and longerr...……………………………………………………

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When your cell is out of range. "Quick! Someone help my cell phone needs Cellular Respiratory!"

...bad bad jokes

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10/28/14 THE DAY THAT EVERYONE DIES IS THE DAY I'LL TRUELY BE HAPPY

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You all know how much I love music. And so I've made a game for my theory class but I shall share it with you all. jeopardylabs.com/play/music-skills-at-a-glance Game

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10/1/14 If you keep letting it haunt you then it will never go away.

Milk comes from cows vaginas, curdled milk comes from bulls balls, so sour cream must come from a cow and bull making milk together XD

In the words of nihilist Diogenes of Sinope I second his quote "Stand a little less between me and the sun."

I REPEAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/28/14 THE DAY THAT EVERYONE DIES IS THE DAY I'LL TRUELY BE HAPPY

2/6/15 Snitch on your ex not your best. Thats a terrible saying.

2/18/15 JUST. BECAUSE. I. LIKE. TO. READ. AND. WRITE. DOES. NOT. MEAN. THE. SAME. DAMN. FUCKING. THING. AS. I. LIKE. TO. WRITE. YOUR. DAMN. ESSAYS. I. FUCKING. HATE. EVERY. SINGLE. AND. EVERY. TIME. SOMEONE. TELLS. ME. OH. YOU. MUST. LIKE. TO. WRITE. ESSAYS. IT. SHOULD. BE. EASY. FOR. YOU.

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5/18/15 What drives me back to really want to write again is that you hurt me again. I'm use to disappointment and being outcaste therefore used to being alone, but being cared for once and then screwed over by your lies. But I got over that. But now you tricked me into thinking it might work again just not at this moment but no, you trashed me and I knew that it was going to happen but I can't control my feelings as well as my head, so to be tricked like this and then the only thing I can think of to do to get over it is to write stories that's not what writing is meant to be used for as much as I haven't been doing it lately.

8/17/15 I AM UPDATING ON THE TOP AND ON THE BOTTOM OF MY PROFILE BECAUSE I AM RELENTLESSLY TIRED OF PEOPLE CALLING ME AND MY STORIES OUT BECAUSE I AM NOT RELIGIOUS. I AM NOT BLOODY EFFING RELIGIOUS! IN ANY KIND OF WAY! SHAPE! FORM! EARTHLY! OR ANY OTHER WAY! YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY OPINION AND YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY DENTS ON MY MIND EXCEPT MAKING NOT HAVE ANY LIKING TO PEOPLE WHO ARE RELIGIOUS! SO JUST SHOVE YOUR BLOODY PRECIOUS BOOK UP YOUR ASSES AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! TO THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOW ME AND HAVE NOT CALLED ME OUT I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU ONLY TO POINT OUT OUT THOSE WHO KEEP OFFENDING ME.

9/8/15 Condiments are not the same as condoms: use both. -by me