Dark Oracle
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Joined 08-29-12, id: 867815, Profile Updated: 12-23-15
Author has written 11 stories for Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Action, Thriller, and Horror.

"War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Ignorance is strength."


I've gone by many names in the past, and perhaps the only one that matters now is Dark Oracle.

Writing here has taught me a lot of things both in terms of improving my skills and in how I view life. When you hear that sappy quote about the story not being about the end of the road, but the journey, it really is true.

Sure, we might lose a lot of friends on the way. It hurts. The world's a cruel place, it'll come at you with its pants down. So it's up to you to kick it in the teeth and forge your own path. But it's also a beautiful place. The towering trees around us, the grand lakes of mud below us, and perhaps even the stars above that guide our way. A light, perhaps just the smallest spark of hope, is all that we need to wonder again.

My name is Sasha Lovett, and I hope you enjoy your stay.

Just remember to kick back and savor it, because you'll never know where my tales might lead you.

Whether it be to the icy peaks of Everyn or to the depths of the Gulch, I can guarantee you'll find something.

Heroes, villains, saviors, conquerors, all of them here. Like I said, it doesn't matter how it ends, it's how it gets there that really matters.

Read on, and never let that spark of wonder disappear.

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Guardians of Einchrad: Kel's Guild of Heroes by Burnt Waffle reviews
The Guardians of Einchrad is a powerful hero guild sworn to protect the people of magical realm from existential threats. But the group's unity begins to stagnant when Kel, the guild's leader, makes a decision that cost the lives of ten thousand people putting their reasoning on what it means to be a hero, into questioning. This is the Chronicle of the age of heroes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/12 - Published: 10/1
Kel's Guild of Heroes: Not your Ordinary People by Burnt Waffle reviews
After 10 long years of adventuring, quest taking and dungeon crawling Kel and Liz has finally saved up enough money to strike out onto their own and start their own guild! But they don't want just any old quest giving guild, they want to create a guild full of Heroes who make the world better not just adding to the chaos. LEMONSxECCHIxHAREMxACTIONxGORExSTRONG LANGUAGE
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,530 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21 - Published: 9/3
Chronicles of Sword and Spell by CrossPaladin reviews
This is tale of two heroes: Kel fon Grantz and Cross Steinbacht. Two heroes whose very fates will change the face of the world, or perhaps bring about its end. It's all here, the tale you've been waiting for, the story you didn't even know you wanted. So come on, grab a snack and get down to reading, because their world is waiting for you! COME ON BRO!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,357 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 11/29/2017
VLADIMIR: A Tale of Saws and Shadows by CrossPaladin reviews
The underworld is no place for a man like him. He has more to do in life, and he needs to leave. Come embark on a CHAINSAW JOE psuedo-sequel staring Vlad as he makes his daring escape from the nightmarish underworld, fighting all sorts of abominations on his way out. But, even through all the demons and nightmares, Vlad's most powerful enemy...just might be himself.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 9/4
Mahou Wars:Super Magic World Ultimate by Burnt Waffle reviews
This is my father/son action battle harem manga featuring two sides to one story. On one side we have Kite, an impressionable young lad looking to usurp his father as the world's strongest mage while balancing studies, magical girl relations and occasional bullying. The other Kel, a father who fights to protect for his family and the world from existential threats.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 7/30
Mahou Wars: Dark Night Fantasies by Burnt Waffle
Kel fon Grantz is a knight reborn and dedicated to extinguishing evil alongside his five femme fatale in the nightmarish magical warring world of Einchrad. These are the chronicles of one man's battle against the cosmos and fate itself.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,574 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 7/8
Wishes and Bottles by The Big Bad Bunny reviews
In a land ruled with magic and might by a powerful King, a lowly servant turned rouge and stole two women from the King's control. Genies. Now on a quest for freedom, they fight for their lives in a world that none of them were ready for.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,175 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 3/10
read me by Burnt Waffle reviews
Kel fon Grantz is a magic gunman whose lost his past. He journeys across the magical world to find what he's lost and he's going to find it or go insane trying.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 4/19
Gank Works by Burnt Waffle reviews
An action battle manga with a spice of magic and mythology featuring a company with a ragtag team of anti-heroes, talking robots and magical elves. Need a nuclear explosive transported to a uranium base? We've got ya covered! Tired of those pesky thieves making off with millions in gallery artwork? Easy peasy! Need finger foods for your book club meeting? Call Gank Works Now! BOOM!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22
Badass Mage Kel: Come at me Bro! by Burnt Waffle reviews
Kel fon Grantz is a tenacious mage with obsessive dreams of becoming the most powerful mage in existence. Only way to fulfill this dream is by defeating the 100 Lords of Challenger's Island. Peace O cake right? Not exactly, he gets his ass kicked by the Lobby Host and is dropped into the Nether realm. Not only does he have to escape but he has to find out how to beat the unbeatable
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,344 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 12/16/2017
Kraider X! by Burnt Waffle reviews
HELLO! It's my birthday OH YEAH! Now it's cemented in internet time and it's stuck here forever. I'm forever 29 here! Muahaha! I'm kidding of course but I've always wanted to write a super hero story that was kinda dark so give it a read. Also man-bearpig isn't a real thing, anyone that tells you that is a psychopath. [UNIVERSE 1]
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,080 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017
CROSSOVER EVENT: Tower of Babel by Burnt Waffle reviews
Kraider X and BMK crossover event! This story is canon within both KX and BMK universes. Sovereign the Black Wizard appears within Edge City in an attempt to rule both the modern and magical worlds! It's recommended to read Kraider X! first before jumping into this crossover.( UNIVERSE 1 & 2)
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Complete
Super Magic World Fantasy Saga by Burnt Waffle reviews
20 Years after the Demon Queen Satanea has been vanquished peace has returned to the magical world. Kel fon Grantz, the strongest mage in the world is now working as a fisherman to support his wife and children. But more trouble brews as the threats now come from the heavens in form of Gods, Aliens and Conquerors from beyond the stars. [UNIVERSE 44]
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,078 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2017 - Published: 8/1/2017
CHAINSAW JOE by CrossPaladin reviews
Joe was a normal guy. But when some gang of shadowy figures kidnap his girlfriend, it's time for Joe to pick up a chainsaw and rescue her! Come join the over-the-top, brutal, no holds barred chainsaw violence as Joe's enemies learn the hard way that you DO NOT MESS WITH CHAINSAW JOE! (Rated M for Graphic Violence, Sexual Themes, Language and Cake)
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,956 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Complete
Good People Die by Lecter R. Purgatory reviews
My name is Samuel and I really shouldn't be speaking with you, but I just can't resist. If you'll permit me, I'll tell you my story. At the risk of sounding mad; I have been spirited away to a world unlike our own. Where adventure and intrigue go hand-in-hand with risk and danger. Do I have your attention yet? Then have a seat, because this is where things start to get a bit weird.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,312 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 6/17/2015
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The Demon of Isena reviews
A vile demon, sealed long ago beneath the ancient Isena Chapel, has escaped to wreak havok upon the world once more. Cut off from help, the survivors of the attack must mount a desperate attempt to defeat the beast before its rampage grows even bloodier.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9h - Published: 10/15
A Simple Game reviews
As a deadly criminal is finally taken down, mysteriously killed before being apprehended, the city of Belhem is ready to be at peace. However, when Sasha Lovett is drawn to the city by circumstance, she discovers the agenda of a sadistic mastermind, and an innocent woman forced to play a part in a high stakes game of murder, deceit, and brutal contraptions...
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 8/29
Karakuri reviews
When a clan of adventurers on vacation come across a severely wounded bounty hunter, they quickly find themselves caught in a deadly game of cat and mouse against a brutal and sadistic assassin. Left with nothing but their skills and wits in the wintery mountains, the group must overcome their predatory adversary or become the trophy of their hunter.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,061 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 5/23 - Complete
The Oracle and the Paladin reviews
Sasha Lovett, the Dark Oracle and a reluctant saviour despised by no one more than herself. Cross Steinbacht, a conflicted Paladin and scarred war hero. The unlikely pair are inexplicably drawn together in a time of peace to combat a terrible threat that could rival the brutality of the Demon Queen herself, assuming that their own differences don't have calamitous results...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 39,027 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 3/27
Chronicles of Somnus reviews
When Olivia "Sparrow" Abell is dragged into the nightmarish dream realm of Somnus by the enigmatic Dark Oracle, she is suddenly forced into a world of terrifying creatures, fighting desperately through it to not only escape to the waking world, but to save the entire realm as well from a menacing entity that threatens to destroy reality.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,157 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 9/17/2017
Excommunicated reviews
Demon Queen Satanea was defeated, and the war to save the realm ended. Peace had been won, or so many had thought. Helena Bennet knew better. Banished by the Order for betraying its Tenets, she still continued her war at any cost. However, when a plot to destroy the Order from within is revealed, Bennet soon finds herself in a race against time to save those who banished her.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,074 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/2/2017
Seasonal Sabbatical reviews
Her old life may be gone, but Sasha's memories still endure, for good or ill, as do those of her friends. In this seasonal work, the Oracle recounts various memories of holidays before and after her life changing experience in Everyn, joined by her friends in celebration or mourning.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,769 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/29/2017
The Haargrun Job reviews
Holly "Lucky" Ross never expected to earn much in life. That was an unpleasant fact given her species. But after a run-in with a young paladin forces her to make a difficult choice, she finds herself pushed into assisting a mysterious plot to rob one of the greatest vaults ever constructed, a daring task that would either make history...or earn her a brutal end.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 61 - Words: 68,780 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 6/8/2017 - Complete
The Slave's Crown reviews
Izuni lun Fang believed her clan's time was at an end, destined to be consumed by conquest, but when the Dark Oracle appears before her end to turn the tide, the world falls into chaos as sides are picked and a war begins. When an ancient artifact of immense power is discovered, the young chieftain must make the choice between honor and power in order to seek victory.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,191 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 5/30/2017
Legend of the Dark Oracle reviews
Every story has its prequel, a beginning before it. Long before she called herself Oracle, long before she travelled the cosmos to tell the stories of past, present, and future...there was only Sasha Lovett. Everyone has their story, and for once the Dark Oracle shall tell her own.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 139 - Words: 150,023 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Complete
As Above, And So Below reviews
Hanako Nakagawa, the only survivor of the apocalypse that consumed her planet, has been "blessed" with immortality to travel the cosmos. However, others seek the power that she contains, and soon she will find that she can no longer remain invisible to the worlds that she walks any longer... -OC Story, give me what ya got!-
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014