Author has written 28 stories for Life, Humor, Love, Nature, Fantasy, War, and Friendship.
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Greetings from Sin City! I am female if you haven't guessed by now. Amazingly I've made it to my early 30's and I am married to a very understanding man (I love that he's not weirded out by my slashy hobbies.) I work in the finance field and have an 'interesting' job with people that confound me to no end. I'd love to publish a book someday. Hey, if Fifty Shades of Grey is any indication, it could happen, right? (btw, that book is SO not my cup of tea.) I’m not the most social person but if you leave an awesome review or PM me I always respond. Needless to say, like every author on this site I thrive on feedback from my audience. So good or bad, I love hearing my reading public’s thoughts, comments and criticisms. All my links to reach me (on other sites) are at the bottom if you were wondering. Hopefully everything else below is interesting if you want to get to know me, if not then you know where the stories are :-P (oh, watch out for spoilers!)
Name: Jennifer (hey, it's the #1 most common girls name in the US, I'm safe to put it out there)
Gender: Female (as the intro stated, but I have often been told that I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body)
DOB: I'm a February Pisces
Location: The Fabulous Las Vegas Nevada
Religion: Pastafarianism (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)
Any opinions or views expressed in my writing, profile, related blogs or through other social media outlets are my own.
Stuff I Write:
Constructive criticism is welcome, flames are not. Any flames sent will be used to entertain my minions. Ya know, cause demons like fire and stuff like that. I signed up for FictionPress after being a user on their sister site for some time. Most of what I write is always posted on my WordPress blog and on AdultFanFiction.net first due to FictionPress’ policy on MA content. Everything I post here is censored.
I will always update at the bottom of my profile on the status of an in-progress story. It may not show any progress but at least you’ll know it’s on my mind. My Wordpress blog also captures snippets of my insane ramblings, just in case you want to know where this stuff comes from. You can find a few pages there that have all my current story summaries. I have a Facebook page and a Twitter account if people are interested enough to converse with me. I have a Fanfiction.net account that I been on for a while if anyone is interested in that sort of material. I have a bunch of links at the bottom if anyone is interested. And of course here is the shameless plug for my Etsy store.
So just a few notes for anyone reading my writing and who wants to know what types of stuff I write. There will probably be lots of sex, blood, profanity and angst. It's just the way I am wired. If you have a problem with male homosexuality then I do not recommend reading my stuff. Most of my poems will be appropriately depressing. You will probably not see a lot of het writing from me unless it's blatant pwp or there is a m/m/f threesome going on. I have a very hard time writing for it since girls are so complicated and silly. I get too much of that in RL to want to write about it. And yet another reason that you will probably never see any lesbian stuff from me – girls are squishy ... Anyway, you've got to be a close personal friend with a vivid imagination, patience and many *favours* for me to even consider it.
I generally like happy endings. There are so few of them in life. I think bad ends are sort of explanatory or expected if it's between two opposing characters. In addition to my distaste of BDSM (I like sexy romantic angsty shit) I am also developing a serious aversion to whump. I think the reason I am so opposed to BDSM is because I have a hard time tolerating anything that resembles humiliation. I was a geek growing up so you can imagine. As for my growing aversion to whump, I have to add an addendum to that. Whump for its own sake I hate. Whump leading to a happy ending I can tolerate. Just when it’s dealt in spades I tend to get a little turned off. So I guess that really just kind of makes me partial to hurt/comfort.
My Cultural Awareness
I am all for UK spellings. I like colour, grey and realise as opposed to color, gray and realize. It’s just the way I learned how to spell them as I was growing up. I was born in the US but I spent the first 13 years of my life living overseas. I’ve been to a Dutch school, a British School and a US School and at one point even attended a “Westernized” school full of Aussies, Brits and Asians. So it goes to say that my vocabulary is a bit strange. Also, I have an amazing degree of ignorance when it comes to pop culture and slang. I spent most of my childhood growing up alongside adults so most of the slang I know dates back to the 70’s. As for pop culture, I don’t watch reality TV or TMZ and I couldn’t tell you what celebrity is banging who or what they wore to so and so award show, etc. I just don’t care about that stuff so I have remained wilfully ignorant.
I listen to music a lot. A good portion of my ideas and titles come from it. I also get some from Reddit, but I don’t want to go off into a twenty page tangent about how much of a black hole that site is ... Well, as far as my taste in music, you’re going to see a lot of classic rock and alternative references. I live for Led Zeppelin and Nirvana. It might also be why I like angst so much. Most of the stuff I listen to is along those lines.
Adultery and Polyamory
I actively try never to put my characters in a position where they commit adultery unless the other partner in the relationship has already cheated on them or if the they are a horrible horrible person (abuse, etc.). If the male character is in a committed relationship with another female character (that I can’t chalk up to denial) I will find a way to quietly remove her from the picture, usually through divorce or breakup. I am just not comfortable with adultery. On the other hand, polyamory is fine by me since it is consensual, and by its definition means love between several individuals.
Links to My Other Stuff:
Original Fiction - Dark Dreams- doing a massive re-write of the story- 2013/01/03