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Not Your Typical Wallflower by peopleinducenausea reviews
Elijah Dunlevy kissed me in the hallway, in front of his trendy friends. "Don't give up," he told me, still holding me close. Before being torn away, he shoved a small book into my hands. I examined it and quickly discovered... it was my diary. "Don't give up" echoed in my head as I realized that Eli had read my personal diary. Not your typical wallflower story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,505 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 8/13/2012
Boys & Detentions by Nami98 reviews
He smirks. "Fine." And with that said, he shoves the detention slip down his pants, never breaking eye contact with me. Then he gives me a grin and even decides to tap his crotch. "Come and get it." WARNING: A LOT OF SWEARING
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,712 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/21/2012
Where She Belongs by The Third MRN reviews
Learning about her long-lost grandfather changed Gemma Fletcher's life, even if she didn't get the chance to know him for very long. Moving from Florida to Maine, her new life included a haunted house, a sexy caretaker...and a deadly secret. Not M yet, but it will be...if you've read my other stories you know what I mean;)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,162 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013
Right Where I Left It by dancingllama reviews
Excerpt: "May I please have a lemon lime artificially flavored carbonated water?" Once the waitress left, he threw a fork at me. "Couldn't you just say 'Sprite?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,098 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011
Everything I Need by The Smile Machine reviews
He winked and turned around to return to his desk, giving me a glimpse of The Complete Collection of Poems by Edgar Allan Poe sticking out of his back pocket like a sign with big red words saying, "I am attractive and intelligent. Do me now." The universe did not play fair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,452 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
It Can't Get Any Worse, Can It? by MagicWords reviews
Meet Ben Covett: Of all the self-professed losers at Reedwood High, he may be the worst. Fate tarnished his delicate existence when he waltzed in on Kristina Veerman, sophomore beauty and particular love of his life, half-naked in the girls' locker room. He'd be the first to tell you that the entire incident was an accident, but would you be ready to believe him? He sure hopes so.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Not By Blood by ilikedaisychains reviews
"You can't kiss me!" I gasped as I pushed him away, "We're practically related!" He shrugged, "Not by blood," before he decided to continue mauling my face and somehow, have me return the gesture. Oh boy, I guess the whole 'step-sibling' thing is effectively ruined.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,359 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011
Learn To Fly by Chosenbyfaith reviews
Lenny Allen felt like her life was suffocating her. She would do just about anything to change that, which is how she ended up taking a job that landed her on tour with the biggest rock band in the e plan was simple: get a job, get out of town, don't get attached. Sometimes crashing headlong into the unknown isn't the worst thing. swearing, crude humor, shenanigans
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,031 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Complete
It's All Lyrical by White-tailed Swift reviews
Cambria Williams was always teased by Christopher Summers when she was little, and her escape from it all was music. So years, later, when she wants to make it big, she loses her demo on the streets of NYC and its found by none other than Chris himself! PLEASE NOTE THAT I OWN THIS PIECE AND THAT STEALING IT IS UNACCEPTABLE IN ANY SHAPE, WAY, OR FORM!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,152 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011
Transparency by MagicWords reviews
I will never forget the night Charlie Evans was killed. Though I'm trying to move on, nightly visits from his ghost aren't helping. What's more, I'm finding myself growing attached to him in ways that are strictly off limits between spirits and humans. But now something sinister is after his soul, dragging him to an afterlife he doesn't deserve. Now, it's my turn to save him.Hiatus
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,991 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013
Folie à Deux by Mr. Ree reviews
Rayleigh Cavenaugh and Alex Laymen dated for almost their entire senior year in high school, but it didn't end too well for them. Seven years later, Rayleigh starts working for the same magazine as Alex, and while she's reluctant to be anything more than colleagues, or at best, friends, Alex isn't about to let her slip through his fingers again.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,650 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012
Just Good Friends- Book One by S L Siwik reviews
Juggling two jobs and mounting bills, Audrey decides she doesn't have time for a boyfriend, but contemplates a friends plus situation. After placing a personal ad, she meets Mike, a local cop. He's old fashioned and overbearing, but she just can't walk away. COMPLETE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Complete
Say You're Mine by StreetsOfGold reviews
I was just some sarcastic nobody trying to make it through my last year of high school. Then the hottest actor under 21 knocked me over and decided we had to be friends. Now my life is full of compromising positions, mean girls, and movie premieres? (Hiatus)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,081 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012
Safe Bet by FanFreakingTastic reviews
Pursuing a relationship with your boss is idiotic - not only is there the risk of a broken heart, but a spot in the unemployment line. But, what if it's just sex? No attachment, no problem. It's a safe bet right? Harper is about to find out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,492 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012
Normal isn't fun by Everton Sidonie reviews
“Emma, it’s a kissing booth. You have to actually kiss them.” “Joey I like you as much as anyone can like an anally attentive, obsessive compulsive, president of the planning committee but I refuse, wholeheartedly, to kiss Lucas Harvey.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,457 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010
Better Late Than Never by The Third MRN reviews
SKoW AWARDS ROUND 12- JUDGE'S PICK for BEST HET & RUNNER-UP for BEST DRAMA! At 10, being in love with an older boy felt heady and wonderful. At 16, annoyance set in as she realized he didn't think of her the same way. Now, at 22, she feels hugely pathetic that she never got over him. But what happens when it turns out he might want her, too? Sex, idiocy, lying, & crying ensue.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 128,703 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Complete
Just Another Pretty Face by R.E. Fendling
I didn't know exactly what Sam had in mind when he said "coffee." But nothing that crossed my mind even came close to what really came to pass. Rated T for language and sexual content. Please read in good humor, I wrote it in such. :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2012
On Being Carly by productofdreams reviews
My car's on the fritz, my bff's a thief, the coolest guy at school bow chica-wow-wow won't leave me alone, and there just isn't enough teen angst to go around. "Are you staring at my butt?" "I'm not staring I'm...observing." I replied lamely. Sequel!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,803 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010
Lady Thief by Rizzo Rosko reviews
Historical: To get back at the man who insulted and refused her, Marianne Holton kidnaps him and forces him to marry her before she's sold off to someone much more cruel. To her delight the plan works, but to her horror she married the wrong man.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,998 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
The Prize by marzydotes reviews
So a group of horny guys are playing poker with you as the ultimate prize, what's a girl to do and who will come out on top?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,887 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
Kissing Booth Princess by hotcheri reviews
"Pucker up, princess," he murmured, grazing his lips temptingly over Nala's as he spoke. Manning a kissing booth during summer led to stolen phones, mall encounters, phone smushing and more. Manning a kissing booth led Nala to Chase. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,876 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Blow Me Away by Emi Nina reviews
Carette, a seventeen year old girl, meets Adam, a seventeen year old prodigy who reads minds, and her mind is different from anything he's ever heard. Can true love sprout from a girl who needs to learn to love herself and a guy who'll show her how?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,147 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010
Standing On the Edge by Secretive reviews
Rosaline thought she knew him and what she knew, she hated. But Javier isn't the kind of guy you get to know easily nor is he the kind of guy who is what he seems. He needs her more than she or even he understands. If only she would realize...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,444 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/4/2007
Like Moss and Trees by WishBlade reviews
Sera likes to sign casts. Luke has a cast. Sera doesn't know Luke. Luke is sleeping...And Sera's never been one to pass up an oppurtunity that's quite so tempting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Taming A Baker: Shooting For Shelby by Mitchiter reviews
BOOK THREE: Tall tomboy Shelby Thomas has just been promoted - to interview the sexiest athletes Australia has to offer. Playboy Oliver Baker is one intriguing mystery she can't seem to solve. ON HIATUS. SEE PROFILE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010
Lost and Found by kaylabrd reviews
Andi is anything but normal. Not only is she not normal, she's also alone. The new kid at school is also different, and Andi knows this, because she can read minds. What will happen when these two befriend eachother? Maybe Andi doesnt have to be alone.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,067 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010
Radio by mag4ever reviews
Jude is blunt, witty, logical, and to the point. Estella is ambitious, kind, and bubbly. What happens when these two best friends sign up for their high school's radio station? And why is Jude suddenly caring for Estella a little bit more?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009
Intellectual Curiosity by evizyt reviews
“It’s not like I like you,” he said, regardless of the fact that he currently had me backed up against the wall, a hand on either side of my head. “This is just…” he leaned in so close I could taste his breath on my lips “intellectual curiosity…”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,947 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
The Princess and the Soon To Be Eunuch by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] Charlie is a girl in a punk band, and Ink is a guy who dislikes girls in punk bands. Still, she has vivid threats involving piano wire prepared for whenever he calls her pet names, so maybe there's some room for exception in her case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
To Pinch a Player by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
In A Battle of Bad Pick Up Lines by Jenina reviews
“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Plane Strangers by DurdenGoines reviews
Two strangers meet, connect, and discuss various personal things over the course of a 14 hour flight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2005