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Joined 09-13-12, id: 870571, Profile Updated: 09-15-12
Author has written 5 stories for Fantasy.

I’ve never cared for bios, and oddly enough, I still don’t. Many people write many things about themselves, ranging from long to short. No matter what you say, whether it’s nothing or everything, you still say something about yourself.

So how is this for ‘keywords’: British. Male. Mid-to-Late Twenties. English Accent.

Already, an image should be forming. Utilising word association is an art form. So, how about some personal information? What if I said ‘Single: looking’, or ‘Single: Not looking’, or ‘Married’? How much does that change things? What if I’m lying? What if I’m not? The only important thing here is building up a profile, a bio. That is, what this page is about, after all.

Am I being an arrogant jackass? Maybe, but this is to illustrate a point: we use words to craft and shape a picture, and from that picture, we tell a story. Or perhaps from a story, we tell pictures. In that, I hope my writing will speak, and I prefer it to do the talking – unless you would like a list of likes/dislikes and personality traits? What I look like isn’t that important… is it?

Am I teaching grandmothers to suck eggs? That old cliché? Perhaps. This will no doubt get changed as and when I throw stuff up, y’know, after that whole ‘two day restriction’. Still, it doesn’t stop me from writing…

– LttP.

PS: In case you were wondering, I’m not married. ;p.

Also, PMs are always welcome; please stop by and say hello. I'd love to hear from you.

Scrawled 13-09-12. (That’s DD/MM/YY – I did tell you I was British).


—MetaLens—

I: Last Line First

II: Spinning my Web

III: Meeting the Bard

IV: First Line Last


“MetaLens” is a series that formed in the span of an evening. Feeling the need to write something and coming up empty, I just sat and wrote. Then I wrote some more, something completely unconnected. Then I decided I wasn’t done writing and I was going to connect them. I didn’t know how, but I was going to. This is the result.

I hope you enjoy reading this set of shorts as much as I’ve enjoyed writing it. Please note that I consider these to be stand alone pieces, as well as linked.

– LttP.


Look me up on fanfiction.net – same username.


Also, I’m sure it needn’t be said, but all works posted by me on this site do actually belong to me. Here in the UK, we have an automatic copyright - not that I think anyone’d take my works, but y’know, disclaimers and all.

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Care and Feeding of Your New Pet: Clam Dragon by Whitechapel reviews
For those who own, or want to own, a clam dragon. A practical guide. This is chapter two of the book. Random chapters will be posted.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Complete
Milestones by Ptronille reviews
Fate isn't aware of your existence, he had told her. She is blind to you. But surely, you must feel that there is something bigger, a higher calling to you than living on a farm your whole life? Trust in the future, Ren. Change is coming. Soon.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010
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What If… Not Her Night reviews
Ever wondered what'd happen if…
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Complete
First Line Last reviews
Ideas swirl and spill out, but world building? How do you make a world real? What really matters? Characters, plot, setting, scope, tense, perspective? What keeps things fresh? And is there room for dragons? Part IV of the MetaLens Series
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Complete
Meeting the Bard reviews
What if… questions got answered? If loose ends were tied up? What if everything she ever wanted to know was spoken, from the source, to her face? What would she do if dragons were real? Part III of the MetaLens Series
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Complete
Spinning my Web reviews
She dreams of more, but what is real? Most of all, she hates generic. 'Existence is futile; life is not.' But what makes the difference? There's got to be more, hasn't there? Part II of the MetaLens Series
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Complete
Last Line First reviews
What Gains A Review? What Doesn't? What makes a piece worth reading? What draws your eye? In this, a nameless bard spins a tale he hopes will engross his audience… With vampires, dragons, orcs and ale, less is always more. Part I of the MetaLens Series
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Complete