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I'm just another romance addict that's a bit on the loopy side. My profile speaks for itself: (By the way if you don't like to read vast numbers of random facts/jokes, I suggest you scroll all the way down - and I mean all the way down)! :)

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind and that explains why I'm considered crazy

Anyone who says nothings impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

If you secretly believe (and hope) that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending it is fictional, copy this into your profile..

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you think Hades is cool, copy and paste this to your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (I'm not sure - I didn't time myself. Note to self: next time you space out don't forget to put the stopwatch on)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these , copy this into your profile!

If you are copying and pasting these when you are supposed to be doing your homework, copy this into your profile!! ;)

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them.

If you are frequently told to be quiet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. (Again refer back to the note to self and time yourself)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.


Here's some more randomness:

Dear person you just said One Direction can't sing,

I'll give you 5 seconds to run.

Sincerely, a dedicated Directioner


Dear boys,

Please keep dumping Taylor Swift.

Sincerely, I enjoy her bitter break-up songs


Dear Pinocchio,

So all I have to do is lie?

Sincerely, Lord Voldemort!


Dear "I slept like a baby",

Haha, loser. You must have been so depressed when you woke up.

Sincerely, Slept like a hibernating bear... and it was awesome!


Dear People who say "real vampires don't sparkle,


Sincerely, real vampires don't exist


Dear Monsters Inc.

Well... This is awkward...

Sincerely, I thought this was the door to Narnia


Dear world,

You say nothing is impossible.

Sincerely, open an umbrella in your mouth.


Dear "I'm done with girls they're all the same",

It's not my fault you date the "bad girls" that every guy wants. I get she may be hot but chances are there's something fake about her. Open your eyes more, you might have missed a true girl that is closer than you think; like me.

Sincerely, perfectly imperfect girl who you passed up for the plastic barbie doll.


Dear J.K. Rowling,

You actually showed what real teenagers do...

Sincerely, Ron and Harry procrastinated on all their homework and finals until the night before.


Dear You,

Smile. You're beautiful.

Sincerely, Me


Dear copy cat,

I can see you looking at my test.

Sincerely, Straight A student willing to fail her test to teach you a lesson


Dear scientists,

Go pick on someone your own size!

Sincerely, Pluto


Dear teacher who put me in between the immature best friends,

Why do you hate me?

Sincerely, the quiet girl who is trying to do her work.


Dear boy crushing on a girl,

Please man-up and ask her out already!

Sincerely, impatient girl.


Dear Ron,

It only took you 4,100 pages to kiss me.

Sincerely, Hermione


Dear Mr. Diggory,

Vampires don't sparkle. 20 points from Hufflepuff

Sincerely, Snape


Dear Team Jacob,

Please read book 4. YOU LOSE!

Sincerely, Team Edward


Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns


Dear girls who have been dumped.

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely, BP


Dear Snape,

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.

Sincerely, Lily


Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google


Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely, That Little Triangle


Dear Stephanie Meyer,

Please note that when the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.

Sincerely, J. K. Rowling.


Dear Cat,

Sorry for hoisting you into the air whenever 'The Circle of Life' plays.

Sincerely, a Lion King enthusiast


Dear girls who tormented me in 7th grade because I was smarter than you,

I need you to work overtime tomorrow.

Sincerely, your boss


Dear William and Kate,

If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?

Sincerely, curious.


Dear boss,

I used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

Sincerely, yes, coffins have great reception


Dear Trident Gum,

Don't make flavor changing gum. Trust me, I tried it and a girl ended up as a giant blueberry.

Sincerely, Willy Wonka


Dear Rubik's Cube,


Sincerely, Colorblind


Dear Eve,

If you doomed the entire human race for an apple... What would you have done for a Mars Bar?

Sincerely, Humanity


Dear Facebook,

Congratulations on becoming a verb. Welcome to the club.

Sincerely, Google


Dear career placement tests,

You wish you were me.

Sincerely, the Sorting Hat.


Dear unborn son,

Please note that your name will be Luke purely so I can say "Luke, I am your Father" when you question my authority.

Sincerely, soon to be father.


Dear Wizard Community,

It has come to our attention that a Dark Wizard has made a Inferi of Cedric Diggory, now going by the name of Edward Cullen. He is known to be running around with an unregistered Animagus, Jacob Black. If you have any information about their whereabouts, contact the Ministry of Magic.

Sincerely, Minister for Magic.


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Swish by lovelyhead reviews
He was her rival, on and off the court. He can get any girl he wants, and she doesn't know how to lose. In a battle of basketball and the heart, Taylor Hampton won't let James Stirling win. Dallington High School never saw this coming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,320 - Reviews: 3492 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Complete
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,342 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Why Me? by Nacht Graves reviews
Ty, just another skateboarding HS junior, was minding her own legal business when she gets stuck in the middle of a mafia fight with guns, knives, and potato launchers, only armed with her trusty skateboard. What does she do? Runs for her life only to get captured and asked (read commanded) to marry one of the three sons of the don. And then people want to kill her. Obviously.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 201,200 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Complete
Just Like a Fairy Tale - not! by Craziness Inherited reviews
Cherry Hood, a feisty, sassy teen, is the descendant of Red Riding Hood, living on Fairytale Island. When she finally gets the opportunity, she enters the real world and enrols in an ordinary high school. But between her new job, school, an all-boys soccer team, and avoiding the infuriating, condescending (but admittedly hot) Damon Pierce, her life becomes a whirlwind of chaos...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,493 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014
The Promotion by Sam Mariano reviews
Jenna has a crappy boyfriend and a crappy job, but when she gets a promotion at work, the promotion has her spending a lot more time with her boss than she deems wise...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 258,422 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Complete
Opposites Attract by girlsruntheworld7 reviews
Jasmine is a water-bender and she goes to a school for element-benders. When she meets Ash, a hot, cocky fire-bender, she finds him extremely annoying and dislikes him immediately. Slowly, though, she realises he's not so bad, and she might even be falling for him. But she doesn't know her life at school is about to change and Ash plays a bigger role than she thinks...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 5/12/2013
Maid For You by invisibleXangel reviews
Adrianne had always had a crush on the school playboy, Nate. So she decides to write him a love letter and slip it in his locker. Only to realize she had the wrong locker. What's worse is that it was Alex's locker, the bad boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011
A life for a Life by OneLove123 reviews
A short story inspired by a poem called 'Casehistory: Alison (head injury)'.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Complete
A Life To Pursue by ilymtwces reviews
Art calms me, Ryan McAllister. So does skateboarding. When I'm offered a job as a stunt double for the famous Zane Ryker so I could go to art school, of course I say yes. Me? Ryan? I'm a girl. SEQUEL IS OUT!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,474 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Rejected by WaitingForTheEnd reviews
Prince Damian rejects the girl chosen by his mother without meeting her and without knowing the girl can hear every word of his rejection. Years later he finally meets her again and falls for her without knowing she is the same person. Sequel posted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,954 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Hybrid by Nacht Graves reviews
When a drug problem is getting out of hand and a long written prophecy is being brought up because of the appearance of a human boy, what has one one-winged, orphaned hybrid outcast got to do with anything?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,115 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Complete
Allie by Edna-Mode413 reviews
Before I could think I heard myself saying, "I love your eyes." His face lit up and his smile deepened. "You love my eyes?" "Yes, I love your eyes. They're beautiful," I told him. "Do you fantasize about having children who have my eyes?" he asked grinning cheekily.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,776 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Complete
Dilemmas of a Class Clown by rosieroo reviews
ONE SHOT. He's funny. I'm funny. You'd think we'd go together, right? Wrong. He's hot. I'm not. And that's my dilemma in a nutshell. It's hard falling for a guy that wouldn't be the least bit interested in you. *Nominated for Best One-Shot SKoW round 12*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
The Heart Breaker Association by GermanSam reviews
Charlotte "Charlie" runs an organization that takes and breaks the heart of men who deserve it making them into "husband material". Everything is great until one boy comes along and makes Charlie think about what she's done. *Full summary inside*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
Kidnapped, Again by Nacht Graves reviews
I just wanted a normal life. Not half assed kidnappers for months. Not my past coming back to haunt me. Not some stupid, ever smirking guy to confuse me and an arrogant rich snobby perv to annoy me. Not my numerous personas crashing together and increasing my guilt. But, I guess that's too much to ask for a clueless orphan street kid turned princess.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,173 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Complete
Radio Request War by Lize16 reviews
The rules: 1. It has to be music the DJ has, no bringing in your own. 2. No repeats. 3. You have to wait until the song's over to make your own request. The objective: Get her to think about him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Complete
Caffeine by unidentifiedperson reviews
"She doesn't hate you. She seriously dislikes you. And she doesn't show it because she's nice, Jace. Something you probably wouldn't comprehend. And never ask a woman if she's on her period," she adds thoughtfully. "That's never a good idea." twoshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,834 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
Modern Goddess: Trapped by Thor by Odette C. Bell reviews
Yes, she's a goddess. And, oh yes, he is most certainly a god. You can tell from the fact he marches around in glinting armour, picking fights with titans and picking up divine broads. But she didn't sign up for this. It's most definitely all his fault.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
McAllister Prep by creativemind111 reviews
Welcome to McAllister Prep, where social hierachy, built upon team sport rivalries,is everything.In chosing to become team manager for one team, Amanda Daily finds herself caught in a conflict between two teams and two sizzling hot players. Drama? Oh yes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,559 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Complete
Sweet Confusion by tortorbinx92 reviews
Why is he at my door this late at night? Oh, he's drunk. This should be a fun night.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
His Queen by rosieroo reviews
Book 1 - Crown Prince Aeron is convinced that farm girl Sera is his mate and, despite his pursuit, Sera doesn't exactly feel the same. But when he brings her into his world of mages and magical creatures, how long will it take Sera to finally let down her guard and not only let Aeron in, but become what she is destined to be? EDITED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,465 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Amusement Park Stalkers by MorbidAngelXxX reviews
RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY ONESHOTS CONTEST. "Where are you from munchkin?" He asked me. I raised an eyebrow. "From the Land of Oz, obviously." Yeah, the giant who had the nerve to call me a munchkin, followed me the rest of the day.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Complete
Roman Roommate by GermanSam reviews
Ever heard the saying 'Don't play games with someone who can play them better? Well my mom, Peyton, and great-grandfather, Eros, have teamed up to play their greatest game yet…or so they think. *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Complete
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,919 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Alcohol Intake Test by theblacksheepinme reviews
"Alright, if you aren't so drunk, spell my real name." "C-H-A-R-L…" he crinkled his eyebrows in confusion, "I dunno, why is it so hard to spell anyway?" "It's not when you're sober." One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
Athena's Enigma by GermanSam reviews
Would it be cool to be the child of a Greek God and have the ability to read minds? Reality check: It's not. I just want to be normal...so fake-dating a guy is normal...right? Side Story to Cupid's Granddaughter *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Complete
Cupid's Granddaughter by GermanSam reviews
I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
String Theory by Jane P reviews
The worst thing about being haunted by an incredibly sexy ghost? Throwing a toaster at him results in more patronising laughter and a broken toaster.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011
Checkers by GermanSam reviews
Did you recently discover that you are a princess having to compete in a competition for a royal crown that yesterday you weren't even aware exsisted? Yeah...welcome to my world... *Full Summary Inside*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
The Debutante by Angelica.Eddings reviews
Regency After baring her thighs to the queen and half of the English aristocracy, Priscilla Randall is determined to salvage her ruined reputation. Too bad Ethan Howell, the handsome Marquess of Ainsworth, has other things in mind--namely seduction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,121 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
The New Year by bacchanalianromance reviews
My boss is looking for his Cinderella, and he hires me to do it. And here's the clincher: I AM CINDERELLA. What the hell do I do now?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008
The EllieFin in the Cupboard by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
You're the Worm to My Book by Phemonoe reviews
I heard a low chuckle in front of me, but I dared not look up. "You know you're a nerd when you have a bookmark with your first initial." Oh, but that took the cake! No one insults my bookmark and gets away with it! OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
Happy Endings by jennycraig10 reviews
“It doesn’t work that way. Sometimes you just don’t get the happy ending,” she said. He looked at her, then with a small smile, he said,“You always get the happy ending. It always comes eventually. You just have to have faith.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,533 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Complete
Fluent in French by Pinkamoo reviews
I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
In the Amber Light by F. Stop Fitzgerald reviews
I don't know why watching him kiss some girl --for MY photography project, even!-- annoys me so much. But one thing's for sure, I'm not jealous. Nope. I just want an A. Really. One shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Cuppa Earl Grey by vitavitavegimin reviews
Eva's at some hot night club with her friends, but all she wants is to be at home with a cup of tea and a good book. So when the cute bartender goes out on break and brings back a cup of Earl Grey, she can't help but be smitten.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Blue Eyes by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Hanging the Last Mistletoe by delinquent-romantic reviews
Lara Fielding is all grown up and about to attend another Christmas wedding. Amidst of all the preparations and plans for the wedding, she gets caught up in her own winter romance. But what happens when she falls for someone...who loves someone else?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,574 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Complete
Of Dukes and Peasants by Lenah. C reviews
On the summer of 1861, six year old Serena Fallows suffered humiliation in the hands of the Duke of Norton. So what's she supposed to do when they meet years after? Why, throw a shoe at one of the most respected gentlemen in English society of course!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,414 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
Ten Cent Pens by perfectly bemused reviews
I really wish I was better at come backs because Mr. I-already-stole-one-of-your-pens-can-I-borrow-another? had yet to do much of anything but annoy me, and steal my pens, and now he was following me around and making me fall for him. Jerk. ONE-SHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Complete
Kissing You And The Rest by SparklingA reviews
And why do we need to go to the mall today?" "To fulfill my New Year's Resolution." "Which is?" "To kiss every guy I see in the next fourteen hours." Oh, isn't life hilarious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Complete
The Great Pretender by Clavel reviews
Best selling novel The Scoundrel, it's author Belle, the actor cast to play the lead role in it's TV adaptation Liam, and one of Hollywood's best kept secrets between them equals gossip, drama and fun as they work together and pretend to get along.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,578 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Of Cabbages and Kings by Jane P reviews
I suppose that whole 'last person on Earth' thing made some sense. Trekking across Australia with three gorgeous guys - Who thought I'd be still thinking about boys after the zombie apocalypse?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,558 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Bear With Me by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! "I'm sure you can dress on your own," Duke told me in amusement, "but you'll have a hell of a time buttoning this by yourself." He grinned. "It defies physics and includes being double-jointed everywhere."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Speak No Evil by Sakurelle reviews
After my recent breakup, my best friend challenges me to stay silent for a whole day. She then sets me up with the hottest guy in the school. No surprise that I soon learn that mouths are good for more than just talking. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
SOS by jinx89 reviews
Summer is supposed to be relaxing and fun. Not full of annoying people while working at a theme park. Who said summer was fun? I have a bone to pick with them.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,239 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
View from the Top by JamieBell reviews
“Is this where I try to make you laugh?” he murmured against my hair a few moments later. I allowed a happy little grin to steal across my face. This was kind of nice. Cozy even. I wiggled my toes contentedly inside my mismatched polka-dot socks. One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
For the Love of Science by Miss Moo reviews
Lucy knew how people worked. She knew brains and habits and why people felt what. She just hadn't planned on it happening to her, not with him at least. Another make-you-smile OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Badminton Bets by Sakurelle reviews
“One game, eleven points,” my crush challenged. “If you win, I take you out on a date.” My eyes widened. “But if you lose…” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
The Hypochondriac by Miss Moo reviews
No matter how many times she tried to tell him that he was perfectly healthy he refused to be convinced. It was a good thing too; what do doctors know about anything, anyway? A light-hearted oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Vandrophobia by SammyLi reviews
COMPLETE. I have an odd fear. I fear beautiful men. Luckily there aren't many in the world, but when my class receives a transfer student who is a completely beautiful boy and is assigned to sit next to me...I just might crack.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,628 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Free Coffee by paraNormal reviews
I think you should marry me." "Why...?" "Because then I could get all the free coffee I wanted." For the Ridiculously Happy OneShots Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
The Summer of Austen by White Rose Blossom reviews
He would walk in—the man of my dreams, that is—when I was up to my elbows in horse shit. Literally. I bet even Jane Austen couldn’t have even dreamed of writing this scenario. For the Ridiculously Happy OneShots contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Kisses in the Rain by Sakurelle reviews
After life plays a rather nasty April Fool’s day prank, I find myself in desperate need of roadside assistance. It is very unfortunate though that the only guy available to help is more interested in working on me rather than my car. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
I Love it When She Lies by its.Nothing.Special reviews
You shouldn't lie because it just might make him want to kiss you. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
iStare by Ravina reviews
LONG ONE-SHOT! It began at the grocery store when he caught me having a staring contest with an unlikely candidate. Then his sister shows up at my school, he shows up in the parking lot and then in my...heart? Wait, how'd he get there?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Awkward Penguins by Sakurelle reviews
“That’s what boyfriends are for, right?” the lady asked suggestively, looking between the guy I like - though we’re just friends - Axel, and me. And all the penguins in the world couldn’t have prepared me for his answer: “Well, am I?” Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
Backseat Confessions by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! Alec grinned at me. "Did you just admit I'm cute?" "Yes." I looked at him with my face devoid of any emotions. "It's a physical observation - it means nothing."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Of Necks and Hickeys by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! "OH MY GOD!" I shouted. "What? What's wrong?" he demanded, appearing at my side. "You...you...youyouyou..." I sputtered. "YOU GAVE ME A HICKEY!" "Really? Let's see it." Riordan tilted my chin up. "It looks pretty good actually," he said smugly.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Don't Text and Drive by Sakurelle reviews
Life Lesson 1. Given: There is an inverse relationship between the hotness of a guy and my intelligence level. Find: The reason why I hopped into a hot stranger’s truck as soon as he asked. Solution: His hotness a.k.a. my stupidity. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
Exchanges Only by Ravina reviews
ONE-SHOT! Kissing booth. Age 11. Clark had been my first - and only - customer. After he paid his 2 dollars and placed a wet one on me, I realized just how many cooties I was setting myself up for and closed up the business. Now he's back for a refund.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Epics of the RubberDucky Boxers by EruptingFender9 reviews
When this boy had found me shackled to his tree in his underwear, my head pointed upwards as I yelled profanities at the top of my lungs, he had kindly untied me, and, after a brief explanation as to who I was, led me inside. -Plushie's writing contest
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,922 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Pretty Boy by Sakurelle reviews
Black-haired, blue-eyed Aiden just HAD to be my type, just HAD to tease and flirt with me, just HAD to follow me home from school, and I would have resisted him still...if he hadn’t pushed me back against the wall and started kissing me. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Won't be Home for Christmas by EruptingFender9 reviews
His eyes widened before he put his hands up defensively. 'Woah… My God, alright. I just thought you were someone I knew…' He stuck his hands in his pockets and retreated back to his white car. 'Merry Christmas,' he murmured before getting in.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
To Stay Below The Sea by DevonnyAuriel reviews
She loves everything about the sea but her father. The sea witch has similar feelings. A plan is devised and a spell is cast. But Happily Ever After is muddled when the human prince and the mermaid do not get along. Twisted version of The Little Mermaid.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,252 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
The Desk by EruptingFender9 reviews
If you want to be more specific, the writing on the desk is what really changed my life. Scribbled across the surface of that life-changing desk in the back of that history classroom was a three month conversation with a boy I’d never even met.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
And You Are? by strawberry-express reviews
So, random guy sneaks up behind me, closes my eyes and gives me a heartfelt speech. Then he apologizes and says he got the wrong person. Then he rambles on about his screwy love life. And me? I’m just too traumatized to figure out what’s happening.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Soda Kisses by messy bun reviews
“Admit to me, right here and right now, that you love Pepsi way more than Coke.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Caller Unknown by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
My Best Punch by strawberry-express reviews
I said, I love you, you moron' I yelled. 'Well, I don't believe you' He yelled back. In most romance stories, this would be the part where I kissed him. But my temper got the better of me. So I, um, punched him. Really hard.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Cupids Candy Messages by White Rose Blossom reviews
At first, I thought it was just a coincidence, but by the end of the day, I was convinced it wasn't. Plus, I was afraid I'd face death by avalanche of candy hearts if I opened my locker. I didnt find it cute or funny...Until I found out who they were from
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Boys Suck by EruptingFender9 reviews
"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,642 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Forget the Second Mistletoe by delinquent-romantic reviews
Lily Mills is all grownup and eager to attend another wedding this Christmas. She wants her chance underneath the mistletoe too. But she's not close to experiencing that so...maybe she should just forget the mistletoe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,761 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Quandaries of a Quirky Romantic by Secretive reviews
She's a hopeless romantic that is terrified of falling in love. Quirky? You have no idea... He's misunderstood purposely so and has a past. A dark one. So...what happens when their small town matchmaker decides they're destined for each other?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,930 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Under the First Mistletoe by delinquent-romantic reviews
Lizzie Daniels is dreading Christmas at home because everyone around her is happily married or happily in love. Unlike them, she’s never been in love. But all that just might change this Christmas...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/14/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Complete
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Midnight Embers reviews
"I had to wake up at 7:00 on a Saturday because of you. Well, not just you but that's beside the point – you are still partly the reason!And not only that! I have to come all the way to the stupid airport – without having breakfast!" Kaitlyn Carter is a quirky girl who unexpectedly meets the famous band Midnight Ember's singer - Nick Evans, in the airport of all places!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,724 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013
My Messed Up Mind reviews
"Ok I got it! Becks, my dare for you is..." She paused dramatically for effect and I rolled my eyes in mirth. "I dare you to go up to those boys," She gestured with her eyes. "And pretend you're going to have the baby of the tall one." - Becca loves doing dares on unsuspecting victims to see their reactions (which range from horror to confusion) but this time it isn't normal.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Complete
Deja Vu reviews
After regaining consciousness in the hospital and discovering that her parents – her only family – had died in the car accident that also caused her amnesia, Emily decided to move. She didn't want to face the sympathetic strangers that used to be her friends. What happens when a playful customer at her bookstore seems extremely familiar? Will she uncover her hidden memories? Review
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Complete