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Joined 09-18-12, id: 871518, Profile Updated: 05-11-15

Hey you... Yeah, you.

You with the face and the eyes and stuff.

Stop lurking. Yeah, I see you. Follow me.

Yeah, bro. I'll check you out.

CHECK YOU OUT! You're a cool mofo

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Intercourse by William Vanarr Finnegan reviews
Experience the lovely facets of human sexual intercourse (or lack thereof!)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Complete
Dressing out by RiderPhantomhive reviews
I don't know why I did this. It's just a rant about P.E. in poem form.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2012
Friends? by donkeyface reviews
"It's funny how the one you'd take a bullet for, is usually the one behind the gun" Basically a one-shot about being backstabbed and betrayed by friends, a little depressing.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Complete