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Hi! I have a Fanfiction account under the name of Trikster Queen.

Some of my Favorite Quotes

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started
cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us. "I do not
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And…" Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam T-shirt."
I busted up, and I probably would've kept laughing all day, but then I heard a noise:
The smile melted off my face. I wondered if the noise was just in my head, but Grover
had stopped laughing too. He was looking around, confused. "Did I just hear a cow?"
"A dam cow?" Thalia laughed.”
Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

The Queen is never late, everybody else is simply early. - Queen Clarisse Renaldi (Disney's Princess Diaries)

He chuckled a moment and I smiled. "What about in 50 years when I'm not hot? You're not going to put up with it then?"

"I will but only because I will look like a raisin too," I assured. "I won't be able to get anyone better."

"God, you're something," Elliot complimented as he began laughing again and I joined in a moment later. Suddenly his expression turned serious. "Can I ask you a question?"

"Haven't you been doing that?"

"A serious question," he clarified and I nodded. Elliot never let go of my hand as he stood up then got down on my one knee. I looked at him curiously as he began a speech I knew he had been working on for a while.

"I know we haven't been dating long and I'm not going to be king anytime soon but I would still like a queen by my side. One who is both beautiful and can stand by me looking happy. I've been told that when you're in love you just know and I'm pretty sure I know it's you. Will you, Checkers, be my queen?"

Despite the seriousness of the situation, I laughed…hard. I giggled until I had tears falling down my cheeks. Elliot straightened back up and sat next to me. His mouth was set in a hard line and he had let go of my hand. He was obviously hurt that I had ruined our serious moment.

"That is just how Luke proposed to Julie," I explained not bothering to wipe my tears. If he was serious then more were sure to come.

"I know," he responded haughtily.

I punched him lightly. "You said a serious question! How can I take you seriously when you ask it like that?"

"Fine," he mumbled as he crossed his arms over his chest. "I will cut the cheesy crap. Do you want to marry me or not?"

"But I like the cheesy crap," I whined in protest and Elliot rolled his eyes.

"Women are just never happy, are they?" He muttered bitterly. - Franchesca (Checkers-a romance fiction)

This wasn't how this was supposed to have gone. I was supposed to show up on his door step, tell him everything is okay, and then we kiss and live happily ever after. Didn't the writers of my life ever watch a Disney movie? - Peyton (Cupid's Granndaughter-Romance/Humor fiction)

If I thought having flour in my hair was bad, it was nothing compared to having frosting and cake batter in it. Lesson number one: Nate had a good arm. Lesson number two: if asking for 'a bite' of the food then expect all of it to end up in somewhere on your face. - Peyton (Cupid's Granndaughter-Romance/Humor fiction)

"Now, how did you get here?"

Oh. I turned around and pointed at Shawn. "He drove me here." Shawn raised an eyebrow, but seeing that I wasn't accusing him of punching me or domestic violence, he returned to his magazine. You could just see the worry he had over me. Psh. - Tina and Dominique (I Picked My True Love With a Purple Pen-Romance fiction)

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line
from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?" -- Warren Hutcherson

You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carlin

The small are tortured by the large and the large destroyed by their own momentum.

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain

Addy's human! She can't talk to dead people!"

Elli stared at him. "We live with a banshee, two werewolves, a wizard, and a seer, and you doubt that she can talk to dead people?"-Desmond and Ellie (The Housemates)

"So, I'm trying to be open-minded, but I'm having some issues with it so can one of you please explain why we have a murderer living in our attic?"-Richard (The Housemates)

Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. Hobbes: Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?

Remember, it's not "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?".

That kid could not get it through his head that a yellow light meant floor it, not slow down.- Dominique (I Picked My True Love With a Purple Pen-Romance fiction)

"Look," he said, glaring at us from the mirror, "I don't want you to come talk to me, call me, or even come near me until we're done. Got it?"

Lacey wiggled around in her seat. She was sitting between Zeke and me in the backseat and was licking a lollipop. "But what 'f I gotta go to the bathroom?"

"Then tell Zeke," Erik snapped.

"He can't go in the girl's room, though!" Lacey looked horrified at the thought.

"Then Anna can take you," Erik said. "So wait—were you expecting me to go into the girl's room with you?!"

"Yes." - Lacey and Erik-(The Life and Times of a Girl Who Has No Clue )

I thank the world that humans aren't mind readers, because, well… that would be very bad. Very, very, immensely, horribly bad. Like yeah. "Anna?" Zeke was staring at me. What if Zeke was a mind reader and had just heard the stuff I said about mind readers?! If you're listening, Zeke, I'm not racist!-Anna-(The Life and Times of a Girl Who Has No Clue-Romance fiction)

Once, I almost asked my mom why there were so many Cape Cod style houses here, but then I realized we lived on Cape Cod.-Anna-(The Life and Times of a Girl Who Has No Clue-Romance fiction)

"Zeke would've killed you if you did."

She grinned slightly. "Well, being sawed in half would have killed him so I wouldn't have to worry about it. The world could use one less Walker."-Anna and Kristi-(The Life and Times of a Girl Who Has No Clue-Romance fiction)

The beach the beach the beach the beach the beach… the beach! That was all I could think about for the rest of the week. I wanted to climb on a desk and scream it to the world, but that would be weird, since it's not all that strange to go to the beach in Cape Cod. So, I just kept it in my head. Sure, I almost answered a math problem with "the beach" and the actual answer was y=55.894, but I was relatively close…ish…. Anyway, the beach was on my mind. I was dreaming of the warm sun, the salty air, cold waves, and seagulls stealing my lunch. It was a beautiful dream. It was almost as great as that time I dreamed my mom made me cake, but when I went downstairs that morning, I found that there was no cake waiting on the counter. At least the beach really does exist—though I have high expectations. It better be a dang good beach. This is Cape Cod. If it isn't good, then I'm suing...-Anna -(The Life and Times of a Girl Who Has No Clue-Romance fiction)

"Hello. I'm your teacher, Mr. Richards. Welcome to Health class or as I like to call it, Hell." Everyone chuckled nervously. Was he implying something here? "We'll be talking about a lot of different things—mental and physical health. The works. Now I know you don't want to be here, but just remember, I don't want to be here either—I'm just waiting 'til my wife says I can retire and then it's hello Florida. Now, let's get started."-Mr. Richards-(The Life and Times of a Girl Who Has No Clue-Romance fiction)

I hung out with my friend, Carli."

"Is she cute?" Shawn asked.

"Is that relevant?" I responded.

He shrugged. "Not really. I'll just Facebook stalk her later. I have to make sure that you're hanging out with the right kind of people. Don't want you to get involved with the wrong crowd, you know. I'm just watching your back. You can thank me later."

I told myself to text Carli later and tell her not to accept any friend requests from someone named Shawn, no matter how cute she thought he was—it would be the worst mistake of her life.- Dominique and Shawn -I Picked My True Love With a Purple Pen-Romance fiction)

Athena shot me a hard glare. Polias was her prized owl and I knew I should be honored to get him as my stalker but sadly I wasn't.-Avena-
(Athena's Enigma)


A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." LOL :D

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Fantasia by unice5656 reviews
Arwyn has recently bought the new virtual reality MMORPG Fantasia. At night, she becomes Fey, an elf living in the Moonwood. Join her (and her snarky parenthetical narrator) on adventures filled with creatures from every fantasy world you've seen, and some you haven't. Oh, and there's something strange about the NPCs in the game... See if you can figure it out before Fey does.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 163,511 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/1/2023 - Published: 7/11/2014
The Unwilling Queen (Book 3 of The Unknown Alchemist) by Zephomix reviews
A war has been declared between the powerful sapiens and the lesser species. Caught in the crossfire, humans are looking to their new queen and the opportunity to rise up. Though Avery tries to stay hidden, the desire to help her sapien family exposes her to both armies, each looking to use her for their own cause. She must decide if she can save humanity, and if she should.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 228,876 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2020 - Published: 3/5/2019 - Complete
The Unwanted Princess (Book 2 of The Unknown Alchemist) by Zephomix reviews
After killing the son of an alpha prime Avery flees to prevent a war. She sets out in search of other humans hoping they have answers as to why she was locked away for centuries. Instead she learns that humans have been preparing for a species war, awaiting a prince able to wield the magic of the gods and defeat the sapiens.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 98,061 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2019 - Published: 9/24/2018 - Complete
The Unknown Alchemist by Zephomix reviews
A girl who was trapped in an enchanted cabin escapes to find magical creatures rule beautiful cities and humans are on the brink of extinction. Using her wits she must navigate this dangerous world as she searches for answers to why she was imprisoned for 200 years. Was she trapped there to protect her from the world, or to protect the world from her?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 125,666 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Complete
Blue Eyes by jgardner13 reviews
Conclusion to Green Eyes. Selene has defeated Brutus but Manasseh still rules Kalashon and holds Micaela prisoner, intending to marry her and take over the Esthorian Empire. Selene races against time and tyrant to rescues her friend, while Jared and Mara are forced to face ghosts from their past to become who they were meant to be. Reviews desired. Could be M for language/violence.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 72 - Words: 149,343 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Complete
Green Eyes by jgardner13 reviews
Selene's strange green eyes have always been a curse. Ostracized by her town as a demon-child, she is now on the run for her life from the crown's psychotic sorcerer with her only aid is a mysterious man she knows nothing about. As they flee, Selene learns her eyes come with terrific power, and responsibility. Reviews welcome (requested). Chapter updates every Tuesday and Friday.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 178,125 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 8/15/2016 - Complete
The Pull of Destiny by hotcheri reviews
[COMPLETE] Updated December 1st, 2016. This is a story about a rich boy who thought he had everything, a poor girl from the projects who had to work hard for whatever she got, and how they found all they ever wanted and more - with each other. Original unedited version. *FAIR WARNING* This story is cliche to the highest level! [Cover credits: the amazing Stone Gold of Wattpad!]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 226,687 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Amber Silverblood by ThisAdamGuy reviews
For the past six months, Amber has been trying to adjust to her new life as a werewolf. Her mother is at her wit's end, and her father was killed by the same wolf that changed her. When a supernatural crime lord targets her, she has to put her trust into the people responsible for her condition. Why is she so special? And what the heck is a Silverblood?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 82 - Words: 138,067 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
The Melody of a Hydrangea by gyoung reviews
Set in the Regency Era. The Trentworth family has three children and a governess: Frank the 28 year old son who has no desire to marry; Rebeca a beautiful young woman with passion for music; Sarah a sweet but naive young girl; and Miss Crawford, an educated woman who was forced to become a governess.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 144,037 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Complete
How to Catch a Killer by AmazingGrace91 reviews
What do you do when you witness your dad's best friend kill someone? I got his attention. And I accidentally got my short-term-memory-loss-prone best friend, my worst enemy's cousin and a short-tempered tattoo artist involved. Now he wants to kill us. Great.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 178,933 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2015 - Complete
Kevin by Reign of Rayne reviews
Kevin was kicked out of his home when he was young and forced to roam the streets, hunted by the agency PRIDE for his crimes. But when Kevin is captured, he realized that his abilities - and his life - are a lot more complicated than he thought.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 161,787 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Complete
London Calling (London Calling, 1) by visionarydreamer reviews
It is shocking for Bobby to find out that she is going to live with a guy who is a complete stranger but what's more she can't handle is that her flatmate (because that's what the British calls it) is a walking adjective: Gorgeous. The scoop? He is also one arrogant English boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 146,563 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Complete
London Dreaming by visionarydreamer reviews
You've already gotten inside Bobby's mind in London the big question: What's going on inside Elliot Tyler's head? Let's find out bits and pieces of it in London Dreaming.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014
Believe Again by visionarydreamer reviews
At 19 years old, Cassandra Jourdan is already a closed door. Scarred by her parents living apart each other, she believes she does not need love to survive. Until she met Alexander James. A charming and mysterious guy who suddenly made everything that used to feel normal for her a bit weirder.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 70,542 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Complete
Charged by Reign of Rayne reviews
Yeah, I'm a killer. Yeah, I don't get the whole "emotions" thing- except anger. That's something I'm too familiar with. They wanted me to be a pitiless assassin but I escaped and they got more than they bargained for. My name? Good question. Alex. Soldier 27. Sam. Sky. Take your pick, I really don't care. But I promise that I will change this world.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 56 - Words: 132,475 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Complete
Reader Beware by Lauren DM Smith reviews
Rika is a bibliophile who picked the wrong book to read. Transported to a world like the ones she's always read about, she's not happy to find herself more or less useless. To make matters worse, she's being hunted by two powerful lords and she has no idea why. All she wants to do is go home, even if that means crossing an entire country while dodging soldiers, mages, and monsters.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 51,974 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Complete
Burning Brightly by rosieroo reviews
COMPLETE! When a powerful and handsome supernatural being decides to take an interest in your life, you'd be super happy, right? Wrong. He's decided to make my life a living hell. Would this be a bad time to say that I'm falling for him? Woops. *Nominated for Most Creative Plot SKoW round 12*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,399 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Sweepers by Minty F reviews
A sweeper is defined as any man that can sweep a woman off of her feet. Instead, Luke Sawyer nearly shoves me to the ground. Either he's a complete jerk, or love just got a whole lot more violent.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,934 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
You're Such A Cliché by Persnickety Fox reviews
You're supposed to avoid clichés in order to become a better writer, right? Wrong. Here's why.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Complete
GAIA by Christopher A. Brown reviews
An acrostic, allegorical poem about the earth.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Complete
Twelve Stars by SJR reviews
- COMPLETE - When you kill a man, make sure you give him the respect of your gaze. Hold his eyes until he dies. And then, when the battle is done, remember only that every victory has its price.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 143,373 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Nutmeg aka Coffee Shop Story by Dragen Eyez reviews
Previously, Coffee Shop Story: finished. The worlds of an artist and a businessman collide in a cafe all because of nutmeg, opening new worlds for both of them.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,035 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Complete
Rule the World: Revised Edition by Renaissance Phoenix reviews
She wanted someone who would give her the world. She wanted the fairytale, complete with a dashing hero and herself in the starring role of heroine. But when he gave her exactly what she wanted, she found she wanted nothing more than to give it all back.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 179,128 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
The Dark Forest by Sdeaf reviews
War between vampires and werewolves rages through Darkovia as both sides seek to gain dominance. This story follows the exploits of one vampire warrior as he seeks to survive in this hellish existence. Heavy violence and mild language.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 249,573 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Faerie Goddragon by Sati reviews
Kassha isn't your typical princess. Llulshad isn't your typical faerie godmother. And when the princess decides to not get married, the two of them come up with a list of tasks for her suitors that would scare off any prince!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,311 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Complete
I'm in Love With a Professional Heartbreaker by AmazingGrace91 reviews
When Adam's con-artist uncle forces him to seduce the daughter of the richest man in town, he gets a horrible surprise; the daughter is his best friend. Throw love, loyalty and an identical twin into the mix and his "mission" gets a little messy...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 479,994 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Matari Academy by Krissye reviews
A girl tries to leave her not-so-loving family and finds herself at a boarding school that sidelines with magic!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 118,128 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Scarfy In The Middle by LilyWolfe reviews
A young Muslim woman is tugged in several different directions by her matchmaker mother, creepy neighbourhood watch man, overloaded work schedule, her housemates, her brothers and her Prince Charming...Adam from across the street.*SKOW WINNER 2010*
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
We're Like Dom Perignon by punkturnedwriter reviews
Summer buys a lot of Kleenex and lets her sleep in her bed and Zach emails her about how sexually frustrated this is making him. Because apparently a boy and a girl can't be friends. First in a series of one-shots about The Champagne Gang. Various OCs.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/15/2010
It All Started With A Bet by SavRm4MiLuv reviews
Her best friend fell in love with an ice queen. But that wasn't a part of the bet. Neither was the backstabbing, love triangles, or putting up with a hot headed jerk. Classic 'bet' story seen through the eyes of the popular cheerleader.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 145,051 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
action, reaction by merryhouse reviews
Her friends tease her. She takes the train. She buys ice cream. She conveniently forgets to wear pants with her long tee shirts. She goes on dates. And at the year twelve formal, she finds herself spiking the punch.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
To Stay Below The Sea by DevonnyAuriel reviews
She loves everything about the sea but her father. The sea witch has similar feelings. A plan is devised and a spell is cast. But Happily Ever After is muddled when the human prince and the mermaid do not get along. Twisted version of The Little Mermaid.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,252 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
The Misener Experiment by TurtleGoddess reviews
Sure, the experiment was a weird idea - reading people by comparing them to junk food. I mean, there was nothing better to do at Fresh Mart. But now my cute co-worker thinks I'm crazy and wants me to conduct the experiment on him. Uh oh. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
A Little Bit Crazy by TurtleGoddess reviews
Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,636 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Of His Darkness by The Old Sam Garrett reviews
The world nearly ends when two worlds collide, and a magical world contaminates our normal world. This story deals with a lot of issues, from the manipulation of religion to the massive hysteria that can be spawned by one moment of chaos.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 204,749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
The Turtle by Lae Frost reviews
Casey Jane is the girl next door. Jon is the boy with the garage band. Jon loves CJ. CJ loves Jon. Things happen, and Jon loves CJ, and CJ loves Jon. More things happen, and Jon loves CJ, and CJ loves Jon. A story about the endurance of love.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Uncharmed by Lauren DM Smith reviews
Formerly What Kind of Charm. A chance encounter at a party changes Ella's life forever. Now she finds herself caught up in a world she knew nothing about all because of the irritating vampire Alex and his refusal to go away and leave her alone. Complete.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 103,834 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
The Grim Reaper by Polished Gem reviews
Kate's life's not perfect, but she loves it. So when it's taken away, it's payback time. Zeke is going to get the haunting of his life. That is until kate finds out Zeke has nothing to do with it. There's a more sinister plot at hand and it's time to kick
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,579 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Fortunately Yours by TurtleGoddess reviews
Emma, a Chinese food addict, has always believed in her fortune cookie's messages because they have a strange habit of coming true. So what happens when she gets a fortune that means she'll find her true love, even if it's not who she thinks? ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
A Run to Forget by Lae Frost reviews
Four ultraintelligent siblings. Three extremely talented photographers. Two best friends. And one academy.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 109,515 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 3,453 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
A Light in the Dark by Kitai Matsuru reviews
-COMPLETE- Full summary inside! PG-13 for some gore. A story of trust & relations. A normal high school girl has a chance encounter with a rather inhuman boy, and he's about to turn her life upside down. Remember: Things aren't always as they seem.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 184,619 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 9/22/2004 - Complete
Kayce gets into an accident and is comatose for a while.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Complete