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Some of my Favorite Quotes

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french
fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."
Maybe it was the fact that we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started
cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at us. "I do not
understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And…" Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam T-shirt."
I busted up, and I probably would've kept laughing all day, but then I heard a noise:
"Moooo."
The smile melted off my face. I wondered if the noise was just in my head, but Grover
had stopped laughing too. He was looking around, confused. "Did I just hear a cow?"
"A dam cow?" Thalia laughed.”
― Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse

The Queen is never late, everybody else is simply early. - Queen Clarisse Renaldi (Disney's Princess Diaries)

He chuckled a moment and I smiled. "What about in 50 years when I'm not hot? You're not going to put up with it then?"

"I will but only because I will look like a raisin too," I assured. "I won't be able to get anyone better."

"God, you're something," Elliot complimented as he began laughing again and I joined in a moment later. Suddenly his expression turned serious. "Can I ask you a question?"

"Haven't you been doing that?"

"A serious question," he clarified and I nodded. Elliot never let go of my hand as he stood up then got down on my one knee. I looked at him curiously as he began a speech I knew he had been working on for a while.

"I know we haven't been dating long and I'm not going to be king anytime soon but I would still like a queen by my side. One who is both beautiful and can stand by me looking happy. I've been told that when you're in love you just know and I'm pretty sure I know it's you. Will you, Checkers, be my queen?"

Despite the seriousness of the situation, I laughed…hard. I giggled until I had tears falling down my cheeks. Elliot straightened back up and sat next to me. His mouth was set in a hard line and he had let go of my hand. He was obviously hurt that I had ruined our serious moment.

"That is just how Luke proposed to Julie," I explained not bothering to wipe my tears. If he was serious then more were sure to come.

"I know," he responded haughtily.

I punched him lightly. "You said a serious question! How can I take you seriously when you ask it like that?"

"Fine," he mumbled as he crossed his arms over his chest. "I will cut the cheesy crap. Do you want to marry me or not?"

"But I like the cheesy crap," I whined in protest and Elliot rolled his eyes.

"Women are just never happy, are they?" He muttered bitterly. - Franchesca (Checkers-a romance fiction)

This wasn't how this was supposed to have gone. I was supposed to show up on his door step, tell him everything is okay, and then we kiss and live happily ever after. Didn't the writers of my life ever watch a Disney movie? - Peyton (Cupid's Granndaughter-Romance/Humor fiction)

If I thought having flour in my hair was bad, it was nothing compared to having frosting and cake batter in it. Lesson number one: Nate had a good arm. Lesson number two: if asking for 'a bite' of the food then expect all of it to end up in somewhere on your face. - Peyton (Cupid's Granndaughter-Romance/Humor fiction)

"Now, how did you get here?"

Oh. I turned around and pointed at Shawn. "He drove me here." Shawn raised an eyebrow, but seeing that I wasn't accusing him of punching me or domestic violence, he returned to his magazine. You could just see the worry he had over me. Psh. - Tina and Dominique (I Picked My True Love With a Purple Pen-Romance fiction)

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line
from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?" -- Warren Hutcherson

You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. -- George Carlin

The small are tortured by the large and the large destroyed by their own momentum.

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain

Addy's human! She can't talk to dead people!"

Elli stared at him. "We live with a banshee, two werewolves, a wizard, and a seer, and you doubt that she can talk to dead people?"-Desmond and Ellie (The Housemates)

"So, I'm trying to be open-minded, but I'm having some issues with it so can one of you please explain why we have a murderer living in our attic?"-Richard (The Housemates)

Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. Hobbes: Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?

Remember, it's not "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?".

That kid could not get it through his head that a yellow light meant floor it, not slow down.- Dominique (I Picked My True Love With a Purple Pen-Romance fiction)

"Look," he said, glaring at us from the mirror, "I don't want you to come talk to me, call me, or even come near me until we're done. Got it?"

Lacey wiggled around in her seat. She was sitting between Zeke and me in the backseat and was licking a lollipop. "But what 'f I gotta go to the bathroom?"

"Then tell Zeke," Erik snapped.

"He can't go in the girl's room, though!" Lacey looked horrified at the thought.

"Then Anna can take you," Erik said. "So wait—were you expecting me to go into the girl's room with you?!"

"Yes." - Lacey and Erik-(The Life and Times of a Girl Who Has No Clue )

I thank the world that humans aren't mind readers, because, well… that would be very bad. Very, very, immensely, horribly bad. Like yeah. "Anna?" Zeke was staring at me. What if Zeke was a mind reader and had just heard the stuff I said about mind readers?! If you're listening, Zeke, I'm not racist!-Anna-(The Life and Times of a Girl Who Has No Clue-Romance fiction)

Once, I almost asked my mom why there were so many Cape Cod style houses here, but then I realized we lived on Cape Cod.-Anna-(The Life and Times of a Girl Who Has No Clue-Romance fiction)

"Zeke would've killed you if you did."

She grinned slightly. "Well, being sawed in half would have killed him so I wouldn't have to worry about it. The world could use one less Walker."-Anna and Kristi-(The Life and Times of a Girl Who Has No Clue-Romance fiction)

The beach the beach the beach the beach the beach… the beach! That was all I could think about for the rest of the week. I wanted to climb on a desk and scream it to the world, but that would be weird, since it's not all that strange to go to the beach in Cape Cod. So, I just kept it in my head. Sure, I almost answered a math problem with "the beach" and the actual answer was y=55.894, but I was relatively close…ish…. Anyway, the beach was on my mind. I was dreaming of the warm sun, the salty air, cold waves, and seagulls stealing my lunch. It was a beautiful dream. It was almost as great as that time I dreamed my mom made me cake, but when I went downstairs that morning, I found that there was no cake waiting on the counter. At least the beach really does exist—though I have high expectations. It better be a dang good beach. This is Cape Cod. If it isn't good, then I'm suing...-Anna -(The Life and Times of a Girl Who Has No Clue-Romance fiction)

"Hello. I'm your teacher, Mr. Richards. Welcome to Health class or as I like to call it, Hell." Everyone chuckled nervously. Was he implying something here? "We'll be talking about a lot of different things—mental and physical health. The works. Now I know you don't want to be here, but just remember, I don't want to be here either—I'm just waiting 'til my wife says I can retire and then it's hello Florida. Now, let's get started."-Mr. Richards-(The Life and Times of a Girl Who Has No Clue-Romance fiction)

I hung out with my friend, Carli."

"Is she cute?" Shawn asked.

"Is that relevant?" I responded.

He shrugged. "Not really. I'll just Facebook stalk her later. I have to make sure that you're hanging out with the right kind of people. Don't want you to get involved with the wrong crowd, you know. I'm just watching your back. You can thank me later."

I told myself to text Carli later and tell her not to accept any friend requests from someone named Shawn, no matter how cute she thought he was—it would be the worst mistake of her life.- Dominique and Shawn -I Picked My True Love With a Purple Pen-Romance fiction)

Athena shot me a hard glare. Polias was her prized owl and I knew I should be honored to get him as my stalker but sadly I wasn't.-Avena-
(Athena's Enigma)

Joke

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." LOL :D