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Joined 09-28-12, id: 873357, Profile Updated: 07-15-16
Author has written 17 stories for Spiritual, Humor, Life, Horror, Supernatural, General, and Romance.

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

"Love? Love fades away. But things - things are forever."

"Don't teach a man how to fish. He's a big kid. He can do it himself."

"You make 100% of the shots you miss. Think about it. I haven't."

"If you're gonna reach for the stars, reach for the lowest one you can!"

"You never really lose your parents. Unless, of course, they die - in which case, they're gone forever, and nothing will bring them back."

"It's easier to be a single mother when you're neither single, nor the mother."

"You should always take responsibility for your actions, unless you don't have to."

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The Other Side of Nowhere by Boo28 reviews
I knew better than to fall for him, I knew he was considered a drifter, I knew he was ten years older than me. But I fell hard and fast anyway. Like gravity we got pushed together. He soon saw me for someone other than the scrawny little girl with brown eyes, he saw me for me. Until it all came crashing down in the middle of a firehouse in the heat of July.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 8/17/2016
Returning by xXSecretLinXx reviews
New student Eris Ackerly witnesses the death of her best friend Jessie, but why does no one remember her? Why is the RSS trying to recruit her and what's all this stuff about the Reditum Phenomenon and Day Walkers? Who is her night time visitor? Who is Eris Ackerly really? "I really do enjoy playing with humans..."[Supernatural/Mystery]
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/11/2016
Thoughts by mythrilian reviews
I didn't really think much about a plot for this. It's just something short that came straight from my mind in about 30 minutes.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2016 - Complete
And I'll never stop by IfIWasAnAnimalIWouldTotesBeOwl reviews
I killed someone today. I stole someone. I stole from all of them. And I'll do it again.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Complete
Grey Eyes by Akos Ultor reviews
He said he had them. You disagreed. Now his eyes aren't grey anymore. That's what you wanted, right? First CreepyPasta. Rated T because of implied violence and slightly gory descriptions. Enjoy!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Complete
Paper Cup by Fandominus Maximus reviews
Darren has just spent the night at the club. Partying, enjoying life away from his daughter. However...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2014
YOU RULE: The House by TheRealityWriter reviews
Watch as eleven people battle it out in a house, desperate not to get voted out by YOU. Track your favorite player through their journey of randomness. Who will win? Who will get the boot? That's where YOU RULE!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013
Train Station by OnionShew reviews
A train is missed.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Complete
Train Loss by xXRandomnessXx reviews
Losing sight of a child at a mall is one thing but losing sight of your one and only child at a train station can lead to horror, fear and accidents...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
The Train by The Moon Howls At The Wolf reviews
They died because someone forgot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Nobody Rides Trains Anymore by Sercus Kaynine reviews
Nobody wears pocket watches anymore, either. A short encounter on a train written for a creativity prompt.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete
The Magician by ScottP reviews
There is no magic for the magician.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
Trains, Planes, Guns and Drunk Driving by Schwosseldase reviews
Just read it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Curtains by precipitate reviews
There are things you learn when you watch a person die.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Dreamland by Ajaz reviews
Everyone wants to be famous. Too bad Shelby Crossford took it too far. ONE-SHOT.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
Magician by Apoc Genesis reviews
See through the Magician's tricks
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2006
lackluster by smile persephone reviews
she's a train wreck
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2005
tobacco tongue tied by smile persephone reviews
disproving the world & conquering vertigo
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/1/2005
The Magician by AceOSpades reviews
Love's that trick you can't explain...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2005
The Magician and The Existentialist by The-Nasty-Jester reviews
Pick a card...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2004
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The Hip of Death reviews
After the untimely death of a close friend, Jake Farley finds himself drowning in guilt, marrying a stranger, and killing a few people. Who knew a psychotic breakdown would transform a boring life so much?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,809 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 5/11/2016
The Femur of Life
Jake Farley can't believe his naivete. (Prequel to The Hip of Death.)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,096 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 11/2/2016
When It's Over reviews
Susan Magnolia is a freshly divorced, pregnant thirty year old. When her life takes a drastic, tragic turn, she's stuck submitting herself to the changes she'll have to endure. But when everything is over - what can any of us do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2016
Mom, and Me
A short look at a dysfunctional mother/son duo. Somehow, it's better to just avoid the truth.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Complete
Short Stories from the Beyond
A nice little radio show, hosted by the BIG ANGRY NARRATOR
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Published: 8/10/2015
My Actual, Real, Gosh Darn Life reviews
You don't even understand how much this actually, legitimately, entirely is my life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 9/23/2014
The Envisioner
Jon Sheehy wants nothing else but to have alone time to grieve for his dead girlfriend. The sudden appearance of ghosts in his life makes that impossible, however. There's also a particularly nagging one that just won't leave him be.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Published: 9/22/2014
Homework Help reviews
Anna, I swear, I wasn't lying when I told you I was gonna write this.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Complete
donuts, and broccoli
i was like donuts, and he was like broccoli.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Complete
that, so therefore
I'm fine with that.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Complete
F a l l i n g reviews
She was always falling.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Complete
DARK
it's dark in here
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Complete
it's almost winter
and the night was cold
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Complete
The Train reviews
Rushing home from NYC, a girl finds herself in a train cabin with three other girls. Twist at the end.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Complete
Love reviews
When I look at the world, I see its flaws and nothing more.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Complete
Scratch - Crack - Break
In a span of ten years, Vivian Brown has suffered more than most people do, and the worst of it was when she was fifteen . Rated for violence and mention of adul t ideas.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,386 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013
The Adventures of Magical JM and her Wonderful Sidekick Barbie
Magical JM used to be your ordinary girl, but after an encounter with some dolphins, she has all types of superhero powers. Join her and her wonderful sidekick, Barbie, as they meet villain after villain and attempt to destroy the dreaded Abe Lincoln Lover.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Published: 4/2/2013