Sam The Lord Of Fire
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Joined 10-01-12, id: 873858, Profile Updated: 01-29-13

Hi, my name is Sam (female) or my close friends call me Hephaestus, hence 'Fire'.

I am the same age as Kira the dead ninja.

I have some close friends, but by far my favourites are Kira the dead ninja, myTheoryofagoodlife13 and Inu-chan the music friend and of course my best male friend, Dominic; as they all understand me ;)

My sense of humour is very dry, sarcastic and corny.

I'M A BRIDESMAID AND A KILLJOY!!!

Don't be too harsh on my writing as I have mild dyslexia.

I have also diagnosed myself with ADHD, as I can't sit still for very long.

Kira thought it was funny to talk to me about brain surgery today, do you realise how freaked out about blood I am?!?!?!?!? Sometimes life isn't fair! *SIGH*

(\ _/) This is Bunny. (O.o ) Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!!!!!!! MWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My favourite music artists are: MALLORY KNOX, BLACK VEIL BRIDES, ALL TIME LOW, PANIC! AT THE DISCO, PARAMORE, YOU ME AT SIX, GREENDAY, FALLING IN REVERSE, LINKIN PARK, ASKING ALEXANDRIA, NICKELBACK, TWIN ATLANTIC, ALL AMERICAN REJECTS, HIM, FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS, FALL OUT BOY, KIDS IN GLASS HOUSES, MUSE, MOTIONLESS IN WHITE ETC...

My favourite books: LORD OF THE RINGS SERIES, THE HOBBIT, PERCY JACKSON SERIES, HEROES OF OLYMPUS SERIES, THE VAMPIRE STALKER, THE LAST VAMPIRE SERIES, FEAR NOTHING, THE HARRY POTTER SERIES, THE HOUSE OF NIGHT SERIES, THE HUNGER GAMES AND DIARY OF A WIMPY KID. I also like to read my own creations, that aren't fan fiction.

My favourite movies: LORD OF THE RINGS, THE HOBBIT:AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY, THE HUNGER GAMES, THE HARRY POTTER SERIES, PERCY JACKSON, SEASON OF THE WITCH, PAUL, THE AVENGERS, SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN, THOR, AVATAR, THE HANGOVER PART 1 AND 2 , GHOST RIDER, GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE, SHERLOCK HOLMES ETC...


Kira gave me the idea of writing a prayer. CHEERS KIRA!!!!!!!

DEAR HEPHAESTUS, GOD OF FORGES AND FIRE, CHEERS FOR BEING THERE FOR ME, AND LISTENING TO MY POINTLESS PRAYERS. I PRAY THAT SOME OF YOUR SHEER AWESOMENESS WILL FINALLY FALL DOWN UPON ME. THANKS FOR PLACING ASHLEY PURDY UPON THIS EARTH. HE IS ALSO INCREDIBLY AWESOME, AND HE TAUGHT ME TO COME OUT OF MY SHELL AND BE LOUD! I ALSO HAVE A LITTLE CRUSH ON HIM. BUT MY MALE FRIEND DOM OVERWRITES THEM ALL. ALSO, GIVE ME THE COURAGE TO ASK MY CRUSH OUT SOMETIME. AMEN.


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

He extended his fingers and felt them tingle, like they were waking up - pins and needles. - Heroes of Olympus, The Lost Hero by Rick Riordan.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Thin air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Merlin

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:20PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:18PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Earlier today, I was rocking out to Falling in Reverse!

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

I was uploading a story.

9. What are you wearing?

Lots of black.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, of my crush. Don't tell Kira the dead ninja :P

11. When did you last laugh?

Yesterday, my sister dip dyed her hair bubblegum pink. Now that was great!!!!!!

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Many, many posters, shelves and many drawings. And I forgot the books.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A boy without a side swept fringe. I almost fainted!

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's awesome.

15. What is the last film you saw?

The hobbit

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A massive house for my family, and a home for me with a built in library, with Greek Mythology books, any sort of fantasy books and the works of Shakespeare. Maybe poems.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am so awesomely cool!!!!!!! - Oh ... wait. You already know that! Err...that I adore Greek Mythology and worship Hephaestus, yeah man!!!!! Rock on!!!!!!!!!!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

STRANGLE JUSTIN BIEBER!!! MWAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!! Actually maybe stab him, more painful. Or I would wax off Rita Ora's eyebrow, all I can say about her eyebrows is ewwwww...

19. Do you like to dance?

Only with hot boys ... like my best friend! No names included! But it may be a little obvious in my introduction.

20. George Bush:

"WHERE?!?!?!"

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Gracie May

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Leo Ivan

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

No, but I wouldn't mind a holiday home!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"In the name of my holy creations!!! Sam, O faithful one, why are you here already? Would you like to become immortal, and help me with my creations?" - by the way it would be Hephaestus speaking, and I would be at Olympus!!!!


PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE: I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride" I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go So all may see my obsession because I know what the Olympians know! Now swear it on the River Styx!! *thunder*

Thanks to Daughter of Athena Mockingjay, I now have a oath to Percy Jackson, well ... more like Leo Valdez ...


I promise to remember Ares Each time I hear of World War II And I promise to remember Athena Whenever I hear of a loom I promise to use the internet For Hermes' sake of course And I promise to remember Poseidon Whenever I ride a horse I promise to remember Zeus Whenever lightning fills the sky And I promise to remember Hera Every time a guy makes a girl cry I promise to remember Aphrodite Whenever I see a girdle made of gold And I promise to remember Apollo When the sun is very bold I promise to remember Artemis When the moon shines in the night And I promise to remember Hades When something gives me a fright I promise to remember Demeter Whenever a daughter moves away And I promise to remember Hephaestus When someone never gets their way I promise to remember Dionysus When I am at a party And I promise to remember Hestia When someones smile is very hearty Yes I promise to love The Gods Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Olympians know! I am now binded to two oaths!!!!!!!!!!


1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

4.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

11.) “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!(AWESOME)

16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head.

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

25.) Everyone has a wild side - me and my friends just prefer to make them public.

26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.

27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet!

37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have!

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

41.) So, you're a cannibal.

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! MWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.

49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.

50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum with a stick.

55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot ...

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!

67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.


Don't we all just hate stereotypes ...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (FUCK, I HAVE LOADS!!!!!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black clothes and date other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate HOMOSEXUALS.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have ALOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy (unless someone makes one of my friends cry... then I go psycho murderer...)

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am an AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I
'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER! I
'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Fuck stereotypes.