Hi, my name is Sam (female) or my close friends call me Hephaestus, hence 'Fire'.
I am the same age as Kira the dead ninja.
I have some close friends, but by far my favourites are Kira the dead ninja, myTheoryofagoodlife13 and Inu-chan the music friend and of course my best male friend, Dominic; as they all understand me ;)
My sense of humour is very dry, sarcastic and corny.
I'M A BRIDESMAID AND A KILLJOY!!!
Don't be too harsh on my writing as I have mild dyslexia.
I have also diagnosed myself with ADHD, as I can't sit still for very long.
Kira thought it was funny to talk to me about brain surgery today, do you realise how freaked out about blood I am?!?!?!?!? Sometimes life isn't fair! *SIGH*
(\ _/) This is Bunny. (O.o ) Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!!!!!!! MWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My favourite music artists are: MALLORY KNOX, BLACK VEIL BRIDES, ALL TIME LOW, PANIC! AT THE DISCO, PARAMORE, YOU ME AT SIX, GREENDAY, FALLING IN REVERSE, LINKIN PARK, ASKING ALEXANDRIA, NICKELBACK, TWIN ATLANTIC, ALL AMERICAN REJECTS, HIM, FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS, FALL OUT BOY, KIDS IN GLASS HOUSES, MUSE, MOTIONLESS IN WHITE ETC...
My favourite books: LORD OF THE RINGS SERIES, THE HOBBIT, PERCY JACKSON SERIES, HEROES OF OLYMPUS SERIES, THE VAMPIRE STALKER, THE LAST VAMPIRE SERIES, FEAR NOTHING, THE HARRY POTTER SERIES, THE HOUSE OF NIGHT SERIES, THE HUNGER GAMES AND DIARY OF A WIMPY KID. I also like to read my own creations, that aren't fan fiction.
My favourite movies: LORD OF THE RINGS, THE HOBBIT:AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY, THE HUNGER GAMES, THE HARRY POTTER SERIES, PERCY JACKSON, SEASON OF THE WITCH, PAUL, THE AVENGERS, SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN, THOR, AVATAR, THE HANGOVER PART 1 AND 2 , GHOST RIDER, GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE, SHERLOCK HOLMES ETC...
Kira gave me the idea of writing a prayer. CHEERS KIRA!!!!!!!
DEAR HEPHAESTUS, GOD OF FORGES AND FIRE, CHEERS FOR BEING THERE FOR ME, AND LISTENING TO MY POINTLESS PRAYERS. I PRAY THAT SOME OF YOUR SHEER AWESOMENESS WILL FINALLY FALL DOWN UPON ME. THANKS FOR PLACING ASHLEY PURDY UPON THIS EARTH. HE IS ALSO INCREDIBLY AWESOME, AND HE TAUGHT ME TO COME OUT OF MY SHELL AND BE LOUD! I ALSO HAVE A LITTLE CRUSH ON HIM. BUT MY MALE FRIEND DOM OVERWRITES THEM ALL. ALSO, GIVE ME THE COURAGE TO ASK MY CRUSH OUT SOMETIME. AMEN.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
He extended his fingers and felt them tingle, like they were waking up - pins and needles. - Heroes of Olympus, The Lost Hero by Rick Riordan.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Earlier today, I was rocking out to Falling in Reverse!
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
I was uploading a story.
9. What are you wearing?
Lots of black.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, of my crush. Don't tell Kira the dead ninja :P
11. When did you last laugh?
Yesterday, my sister dip dyed her hair bubblegum pink. Now that was great!!!!!!
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Many, many posters, shelves and many drawings. And I forgot the books.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
A boy without a side swept fringe. I almost fainted!
14. What do you think of this quiz?
15. What is the last film you saw?
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A massive house for my family, and a home for me with a built in library, with Greek Mythology books, any sort of fantasy books and the works of Shakespeare. Maybe poems.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I am so awesomely cool!!!!!!! - Oh ... wait. You already know that! Err...that I adore Greek Mythology and worship Hephaestus, yeah man!!!!! Rock on!!!!!!!!!!
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
STRANGLE JUSTIN BIEBER!!! MWAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!! Actually maybe stab him, more painful. Or I would wax off Rita Ora's eyebrow, all I can say about her eyebrows is ewwwww...
19. Do you like to dance?
Only with hot boys ... like my best friend! No names included! But it may be a little obvious in my introduction.
20. George Bush:
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
No, but I wouldn't mind a holiday home!
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"In the name of my holy creations!!! Sam, O faithful one, why are you here already? Would you like to become immortal, and help me with my creations?" - by the way it would be Hephaestus speaking, and I would be at Olympus!!!!
PERCY JACKSON PLEDGE: I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride" I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car. Yes, I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go So all may see my obsession because I know what the Olympians know! Now swear it on the River Styx!! *thunder*
Thanks to Daughter of Athena Mockingjay, I now have a oath to Percy Jackson, well ... more like Leo Valdez ...
I promise to remember Ares Each time I hear of World War II And I promise to remember Athena Whenever I hear of a loom I promise to use the internet For Hermes' sake of course And I promise to remember Poseidon Whenever I ride a horse I promise to remember Zeus Whenever lightning fills the sky And I promise to remember Hera Every time a guy makes a girl cry I promise to remember Aphrodite Whenever I see a girdle made of gold And I promise to remember Apollo When the sun is very bold I promise to remember Artemis When the moon shines in the night And I promise to remember Hades When something gives me a fright I promise to remember Demeter Whenever a daughter moves away And I promise to remember Hephaestus When someone never gets their way I promise to remember Dionysus When I am at a party And I promise to remember Hestia When someones smile is very hearty Yes I promise to love The Gods Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Olympians know! I am now binded to two oaths!!!!!!!!!!
1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
4.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
11.) “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown
13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!(AWESOME)
16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head.
19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".
23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...
24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
25.) Everyone has a wild side - me and my friends just prefer to make them public.
26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.
27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.
29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.
30.) Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.
34.) Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.
36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet!
37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have!
39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
41.) So, you're a cannibal.
42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.
45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock! MWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.
49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.
50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum with a stick.
55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.
56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.
59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water!
60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot ...
61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
64.) I do what cheerios tell me.
65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.
72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.
Don't we all just hate stereotypes ...
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
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