TheWitch'sLover
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Joined 10-02-12, id: 874067, Profile Updated: 11-22-13
Author has written 6 stories for Romance.

Bonjour, my lovelies...

I use this account to read and review things on FP and have amassed a bunch of favourite stories and authors on here, as well as post my own stuff. If you like yaoi, slash etc. then you'll definitely find stories you like under my favourites. Feel free to check them out: They Are Awesome. I especially recommend CordeliaKingsbridge and AggyBird.

I love a wide range of genres, but my favourite stories are ones that have at least a little bit of romance in them. The only genres I don't regularly read are crime, mystery and thriller. I love yaoi/slash. I can go for well-written, good-plot young adult books but mostly I'm a sucker for historical, fantasy, romance, and sci-fi genre stories, supernatural included. Fantasy, and all that it entails, is generally my forte.

I update sporadically at best. Please don't hate me for not updating! Unfortunately, I get bored of my stories very easily :'( I also write a lot of fic with rape and dub-con in it, and all of this is malexmale... If you don't like that stuff then don't read please. Romance normally creeps in a lot, but I'm afraid that I'm a sick, twisted pervert at heart *weeps*. Disclaimer(?): I do not endorse rape in 'real life'. Enough said: I know where I stand. So don't judge me for writing about it in my fics. Flamers, you are warned.

I have an account on Fanfiction under the same name, currently with two fics on there. One is het, from 'Guardians of Time', and the other is a yaoi from 'Brother's Conflict'.

Lots and lots of love,

TheWitch'sLover

xx

UPDATE: I'm currently attempting NaNoWriMo, though I'm not posting the story on here yet. I'm not quite sure how well it is going to be honest... 5/11/13

P.S. 27/10/13 Why do so many of my fic's have a character called Daniel (or some variant) in them? Maybe its a sign... (Of what, I don't know).

Note: The images I use both in my profile picture and on my stories do not belong to me. Some pics are from the yaoi manga Kawaii Akuma by Madarame Hiro (*hearts*). If the pics from my stories are yours and you object to this, then please contact me and I shall remove them, and if you don't mind then at least I shall be able to credit you.


Battle At Pavia: Yaoi, Historical dub-con/non-con stuff - no sex - between two Kings. M. Work in progress.

Visitor in the Night: Yaoi, pos. dub-con/non-con, a vampire obsessed with a human regularly cleans up his apartment without the human's knowledge. T/M. Hiatus.

The Prisoner: Yaoi, Sci-fi, two-shot, very graphic rape, two men crashed on an empty planet, one dominated by the other. M. Complete.

Controlled: Yaoi, dub-con, a bit of non-con, a secondary school teacher gets blackmailed by a student on his first day. M. Work in progress.

Danny Knowles, I Hate You: One-shot diary excerpt from a jaded kid struggling to accept the fact that he might be gay and has a thing for jocks. M. Complete.

A Flat Tyre: Yaoi/One char's gender undefined. A MG roadster gets a flat tire on a country journey. T. Complete.


Excerpt from 'Controlled'

"Don't talk to me, please," I whisper. My hands tensely lace together on my lap. "Just get on with it."

He regards me silently. "Okay, for now. But when we get to the sex I'm going to talk to you-" My face burns at the word 'sex' "-or you're not going to know what to do."

He pauses and reaches out a hand, fingers tilting up my face so that I meet his eyes. His gaze is serious. "I don't want you to get hurt because you don't know what you're doing." At this point my face does not only burn, it blazes.

"Okay?"

My eyes drop. "Okay," I whisper.


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Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,147 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 12/8/2009
Mafia Runner by Beautifully Shattered reviews
COMPLETE: SLASH: Afton is at the point in his life where he faces constant barriers in his path of finding his own identity. Not only does he have to push past his parents' expectations, but he has to deal with the unwavering attention of a Mafia underboss.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 200,827 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Power Trip by Calico Trayce reviews
Slash/Yaoi/MxM - A year ago, Gavin told Brecken Waters he loved him. Brecken laughed it off, but later he takes advantage of the situation. He's a completely sexy bastard who doesn't know what he's getting into. (Warning - smut, violence) Read and review please! - COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,122 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
Somnolence by RoughDraftHero reviews
Ian thinks it would be fun to completely control another person's life. Daniel humors him... but not for free. /slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,755 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 9/24/2012
Rorschach Blots by RoughDraftHero reviews
Sev won't analyze why he wants to spank his teacher. slash mature complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,122 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete
Leviathan! by RoughDraftHero reviews
Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,755 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/2/2011
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,819 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Never One to Back Down by Tentation reviews
'You shouldn't call me that.' She whispered back, feeling the situation drift further away from any semblance of normality. 'Since when have I done what I should when it comes to you' he asked dryly, mouth curling into an wry grin. Teacher/Student. Unresolved Tension. One-Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Complete
The Coquette and the Thane by Anihyr Moonstar reviews
SLASH. Kedean's saddled with a deceptively simple task: deliver a bride-to-be to her fiancée across the sea. The complication? The "bride" is a nobleman, temporarily cursed with a woman's body, who's none too pleased with the arrangement—he does, however, take a quick liking to Kedean. *'12 SKOW Nominee*
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 204,442 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Just Because by Ryette reviews
Slash. Bright blue skinny jeans can’t get you out of everything. Especially when your arch nemesis dumps barbeque sauce on them and then acts like a homophobe even though he really isn't. SKoW Best Slash winner round 11!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Santa's Little Helper by x-Serena reviews
Once upon a time, there lived a selfish, overbearing elf. This elf, no matter how hard he tried, couldn't keep his eyes off of Mega's seasonal twenty-two year old asshole of a high school dropout Santa. Slash, merry Christmas 09, magalina!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Breaking The Habit by CrimsonLilly reviews
SLASH. A one-shot for russlove. A cliche story about a gay, emo boy and his jock bully... Well, not really. Read and find out. Warnings: slight angst, violence and of course smex. If you're not into some pretty explicit scenes... PLEASE LEAVE. If you are, enjoy and please review!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,508 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
Make the Yuletide Gay by Aggy Bird reviews
In which we find romance, angst, a dash of mystery, bad puns, and Santa Jr.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,863 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Stupid Post It Notes by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Seth has a lot to deal with lately, such as adjusting to his brand new life with a brand new 'family', including the acerbic and unpredictable Tuesday, who can't seem to stand him [M/M slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 434,926 - Reviews: 4087 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2005
then believe that we have lost our eyes by Catalyst Roses reviews
The world ends on a Thursday. SLASH.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Sacrifices by Rachel Lynn reviews
Tam has been raised to die. But when death opens new doors, he has to figure out how to live a whole new life. Complete oneshot. MxM, slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
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A Flat Tyre reviews
[Oneshot] "The back tyre's flat." Ronnie grunted. I looked at him out of the corner of my eye as he carried on driving. His cigarette hung out of the corner of his mouth and his left arm was slung over the back of the chair, behind me. "The back tyre's flat," I repeated a little louder. English countryside flashed alongside us as we drove. "Yeah, I know." MxM.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Complete
Danny Knowles, I Hate You reviews
[Oneshot] So. Here is the Big Revelation. The thing that's been keeping me up for weeks now and is the reason I'm fucking terrified of entering the guys' changing room. I think I might be gay. And guess what? It's all the fault of one goddamned, jackass of a person. Yeah, that's right. You know who I'm thinking of. Danny Knowles. That idiot. MxM, Yaoi, strong/offensive language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Complete
Visitor in the Night reviews
Samuel has found a human to care for. Every night (when he can get away from his overbearing mother) the vampire sneaks into Daniel's flat and tidies up after the overworked human. Samuel thinks that Daniel is too sunk in his grief to notice Samuel's efforts at looking after him... Daniel thinks differently. MxM, yaoi. May be upgraded to an M sometime. x
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013
Battle At Pavia reviews
Charles desires Francis, but the two Kings are arch-enemies! When Charles finally defeats his beloved, he takes his chance to fully express that love, whether Francis is a willing reciever of it or not! MxM, dub-con/non-con, yaoi, historical innacuracy. A bit of plot. O.o Please R&R! Edited version!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013
Controlled reviews
It's Mr Collins first day at his new teaching job at Kingswood Boys Grammar School. Although he dresses like an old man and has a personality to match it, his boyish looks and cute face soon draw the attention of one student in particular. What's worse: Chris has found out one of his secrets, and isn't afraid to use it. Non-con/dub-con, d/s relationship, MxM, strong lang.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013
The Prisoner reviews
[Twoshot] Transporting a prisoner to a new detention facility on a distant world, Navy Ensign Lewis Harding's ship crashes on an isolated planet. Lightyears from any help and alone with the infamous murderer Kale Christholm, will the captor become the captive? MxM, yaoi, non-con, smut: all that smexyness.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Complete