Author has written 1 story for Young Adult.
I have come over from the fan-fiction side (well...not really...I still write fan-fiction)
This will be for poetry and such :D
I'm so excited! *squeal* I can write whatever I want, whenever I want! I can write ANYTHING!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!
Okay sorry...got a little too happy there...
Anyways, so you may know me as simply-awsome (that's right, without the "e") from fan-fiction, and if you don't...you do now :D
OMFGHJEBJW Happy almost summer guys!
--June, 23, 2013--
So, it's been a REALLY long time. I would like to assure everyone that I am, in fact, still writing and I hope to post writing up soon. :)
AWESOMENESS IN WORDS
"Alright, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!"
“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”
“I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” - Steven Wright
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” - Bill McGlashen
”It’s strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.” - Tommy Cooper
“The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.” - George Jessel
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.”
“I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once.”
”Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.”
“Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t."
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.” - Wilson Mizner
“At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” - Ann Landers
"I'm going to have 4 children, 2 sons and 2 daughters. My first son will be named luke so I can say "Luke i am your father". My first daughter will be named Stacy so my wife can be Stacy's mom and have it going on (the song). My second son will be named Sparta, so when i introduce him i can proclaim "This is Sparta!". and my final daughter will be named Narnia so when i get her something i can yell "For Narnia!" -Dane Hartz (youtube)
Ha ha! Oh, how I love funny quotes!
Anyways, hope you read and review! :D
Lots of love!
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