"I got bit by a zombie once."
"Wow. You seem to be okay, what happened? You immune or something?"
"Really? So what happened?"
-Session 3 from my tabletop rpg group, between an NPC and my friend Joey (he was the one that got bit earlier that session. It rolled a one to attack, and it had one HP left.)
I was playing XCOM at my friend's house. My 2 squaddies, assault and heavy, were taking cover behind, respectively, a large fountain and a car to the assault's left. My heavy sees a Thinman, and has a 90% chance to hit, so I fire a rocket. He gets out from behind the car, stands up, takes aim, turns to the right and shoots the other squaddie in the face! She was out for 6 days.
I want to know how she's going to take revenge...