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The Week In Tweets IV by American Chimpanzee reviews
When I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas, she said, "Nothing would make me happier than a diamond bracelet," so that's what I'm getting her... nothing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 13,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2 - Published: 12/9/2020
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,285 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Mother of Learning by nobody103 reviews
Zorian, a mage in training, only wanted to finish his education in peace. Now he struggles to find answers as he finds himself repeatedly reliving the same month. 'Groundhog Day' style setup in a fantasy world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 108 - Words: 804,117 - Reviews: 6073 - Favs: 4,732 - Follows: 5,855 - Updated: 2/10/2020 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
Obama--The Man Who Once Saved My Life In 'Nam by American Chimpanzee reviews
No one pays any attention... that is, until you make a mistake.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 32,081 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2018 - Published: 2/28/2014
Re:Luna by PU77 reviews
Luna is every man's dream girl. She's incredibly smart, unresistingly adorable AND good at cooking. So it's no wonder Ryo fell in love with her. But Luna carries a dark past. Contains coarse language, gore, nudity and a psychopathic yandere. NOTE: Reupload with minor revisions (inspired by Aere)
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,156 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/21/2017 - Published: 6/17/2016
Luna by PU77 reviews
Luna is every man's dream girl. She's incredibly smart, unresistingly adorable AND good at cooking. So it's no wonder Ryo fell in love with her. But Luna carries a dark past. Contains coarse language, gore, nudity and a psychopathic yandere.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,052 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 5/6/2011
Sasha by Chiisutofupuru reviews
Sasha finally found someone different than all the rest; Yatsu claimed her interest with but one touch. But Sasha was different too. She had already fallen in love with something. How dangerous will it be for Sasha to fall in love with someone as well? (Yandere inspired story)
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 42,476 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 1/28/2015
The Mermaid and the Witch by Irene Clark reviews
Zale is the Sea-witch,Cursed, he can never deny a mermaids request as punishment for a sin he didn't commit. Zale thought he sealed away any kindness he could have ever posses, yet he still cant throw away his love for the Mermaid Princess Evelyn.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,613 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 3/24/2012
The Sea Witch's Song by CassandraStacy reviews
We all know The Little Mermaid. But who is the mysterious and villainous sea witch? What if the sea witch was in love with the prince long before the little mermaid? I'm Malkia-sea witch and sister to the little mermaid-and I'm here to tell my side.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 8/28/2011
El Paso! The City With An Exclamation Point At The End Of It's Name! by American Chimpanzee reviews
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 29,308 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Complete
Picture of Health by tacomekitt729 reviews
Dalton Carrotone was the Painter by the Pond who kept his sad story to himself. His parents had died, he was locked out of his home and unable to retreive this things, his 'yandere' girlfriend keeps him looking over his shoulder, and he feels that he's hit rock bottom and the only thing keeping him sane is his art. Completed! Read, Review, mind the blood and sex references-Rated T
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Complete
Trusted by Irene Clark reviews
It's common knowledge, humans are only able to access a certain percentage of their brains, but sometimes there are those who are able to access more,people with special abilities need to be contained and used at MAI. Snow, MAI's most dangerous boy is introduced to his MAI partner, Helen…and a world seeking to use and control you, your parner is the only one you can trust.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2014
Jinx by Irene Clark reviews
A romantic funny story told in 100 word snippits. Sarah takes bad luck and clumsyness to a new level. When she breaks her Boss's new vase, it looks like the pink slip for sure. But mabey her lucks looking up in the form of her boss's nephew, but now that he's involved it seems he just can't get out.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013
Electricity by Jax Creation reviews
Dragged into attending a group date by his rambunctious best friend, Hiroyuki Kazuo wakes up the next morning with a killer hangover and a gorgeous, naked woman sleeping in bed with him. Of course, it would probably help if he knew who the hell she was and how they ended up there. But unfortunately for him, sometimes ignorance is bliss.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,765 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013
A Sin without a Soul by Cyanna Grace reviews
Thalia is a sociopath, at least that's what everyone calls her. The FBI agent she kidnapped was an accident but he's so beautiful and stubborn she's intrigued. How long would it take to break him? Why won't he surrender? As Thalia's dangerous obsession spirals Detective Vaughn hunts for his missing brother and amateur thief Eily uncovers a secret the entire world would kill for.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014
Serving the Devil by Daphnie reviews
(Will be continuing this!) Doesn't it suck when the perfect boss you've had a crush on for years suddenly leaves, now the company is in the hand of his egotistical son. Naomi Fox will experience what it feels when you are dropped from heaven and serving the devil interracial
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,808 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 6/15/2010
Finding Hope by whenyoucantholdon reviews
Hope Castro wasn't crazy and Jonathan Cane wasn't sick. But if that were true, would they ever meet? It's crazy really, how people meet in the oddest situations and end up meaning so much to each other & needing each other so much.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,033 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/8/2011
Daire by wendycstr0
Liam is a young traveler going to go visit a friend on the outskirts of Kentucky, driving along to what seems to be an endless road until he sees a mysterious girl waving for a ride. A woman named, Daire.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Complete
Dere Story by YanderePinkamena reviews
Yandere- Yandere is a Japanese term for a person who is initially very loving and gentle to someone before their devotion becomes destructive in nature, often through violence. The term is derived from the words yan, meaning a mental or emotional illness and dere, meaning to show affection! This is a story for deres :3
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2013
Nat and Joss by Myra Hodges reviews
Nathaniel "Nat" Archer is an All-American guy who comes from an affluent family. Josselyn "Joss" Ellington is a former foster child who is in the process of adopting her foster brother. The couple is trying to build love from unconventional pasts. Plus they have to deal with busy body siblings,crazy students, and ridiculous foster siblings. BWWM, but other storylines too
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012
Fallen For You by PU77 reviews
A psychotic obsessive girl falls for a guy. This story is told in first person perspective. CONTAINS: Gore, horror, nudity.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013
Shunt by AppalachianMountainMan reviews
A video is sent to a police officer and she decides to review it. What she watches seems normal, until the end.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Complete
The Keeper by Literary Dark Horse reviews
The girl never noticed a shadow of light outside her window, as she should. The day she could, he knew that his job must be fulfilled. But by the preciousness of youth, and by the stars, he hoped that it wouldn't be too soon.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Complete
Unearth by Temposhark reviews
When an 18 year old is murdered on a University's campus, Frederick James and Laila Black are on the case. But on the way to revealing the truth behind her death, Frederick discovers the extent of his feelings for his partner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,311 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/18/2008
Josh by The-Dark-Narrator reviews
Corrupted child, what are you? Are you Him? No. Were you born of Him, created by Him, the slender one, the tall man? In the shadows you lurk, same as he. Oh Corrupted Child, what will become of you? What sins have you committed? What sins will you commit?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011
Slender Suit by Neon C reviews
The Slender man-A tall, lanky Man with no face. Follow a group of friends through their encouter with The Slender Man
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010
The Slender Man by Chihiro Hiroshima reviews
Have you heard of the Slender Man? This is an account of a close encounter with the creature. Read if you dare. Don't worry, hopefully you won't get nightmares..."
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete
Any Given Thursday by ShanniC reviews
Celina hates Jake. Jake hates Celina. Can two people, completely opposite from one another settle their differences and find love in the process? How can you be in love with someone whom you are diametrically opposed to? An interracial romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,608 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 9/18/2004
Call of the Moon by Broken Shard reviews
Rarru the wolf has lived alone most his life... but no more (Contains Adult themes, and is Furry based)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,569 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/11/2005
Starvation by Vita Grotesk reviews
Break-ups are hard. Especially when you're immortal. 'Rebound' gets a new definition when this supernatural stalker goes out to pick up chicks.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Curl by Shabooki reviews
Superman takes a shower. At the end of the day, we're all the same people even if you're from Krypton. Not exactly superman but more like the feeling of being Superman that you can get if its late enough at night
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009
The Gamers Prayer by Scnd reviews
Based on the phrase OMFG
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009
An Anti Hero's Tale by Violent Messiah reviews
Zombies walk the Earth, hungry for living flesh & a hero is needed to save the day! Unfortunately, all we got is Morgan, a chain smoking, hard drinking, recreational drug using social misfit teen. This may not end well, folks. Harsh language & violence!
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,778 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
Fantasy Parodies by Lccorp2 reviews
Fantasy parodies, mocking anything and everything about the genre. You want to read these. You just know you want to.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,794 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006
Weeping Clocks by Super-Dust reviews
It was a city forced into the greatest crisis of humankind, and what could be the event to change history.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 97,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
The Witches by K.W. Boston
An short interpretation of Hell.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
The Ultramodern Corporation by ku reviews
A CEO is murdered in his home. His daughter walks out the frontdoor. She is covered in blood. Inside the house, Richard—an Arab exchange student—stands over the CEO’s body. Across the street, the CEO’s son quickly hides the sniper rifle...
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 52,902 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 10/30/2003 - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Flawless Storm reviews
An ordinary day at work becomes the stuff of wicked dreams when Madison mistakes a mild aphrodisiac for aspirin. A short story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Insane Crazy Comedy by Night Hawk4 reviews
Pure Insanity. Do not enter. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. *warning sign explodes and maniacal laughter erupts*
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 60,505 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 8/30/2002