E.L.J.J.J
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Joined 10-08-12, id: 875204, Profile Updated: 01-09-13
Author has written 8 stories for Romance.

You've found Mwah, E.L.J.J.J

Yo, it's me again. Well I'm just putting this note here saying I'm putting up a poll. Its about which one of my stories you want me to update faster so I know. Once I complete that story I'll do it again and again until all my stories are completed. That way I don't stress over which one to update faster. :)


The least you can get on this is an F, so you're in the range.


About me:

-I love to write about people and their problems for some apparent reason.

-I love Passion Pit, Foster The People, Coldplay, Imagine Dragons, Lindsey Stirling and AWOLNATION.

-Currently, my favorite song is "Kill Your Heros" by "AWOLNATION".

-Currently, my favorite color is mustard. It apparently pisses people off when I answer them with mustard. It is a color though, right?

-I have a weird sense of humor that almost no one gets.

-When I'm happy, I'm happy. When I'm sad, I'm sad. For a long time too. Unless you give me food.

-I have a strange habit of poking people.

-I use XD A LOT. XD

-I don't care what you think of me. XD


Luv my penguins. XD

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Just So You Know by A.K. Zhuang reviews
She hated him to hell since the first time she met him at school. He was self-absorbed, arrogant and rude. So, how, in the hellbent world of idiots, was she ever going to survive living under the same roof with him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,564 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
I Picked My True Love With a Purple Pen by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
She likes being a bitch. The hothead likes messing with her. Her twin sister likes the hothead. The new kid has no clue what's going on. And then there are the secrets. Secrets about Jesse. Secrets she would rather forget. And these secrets are coming out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,694 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/26/2010
Fairytale by Live and learn reviews
Makira is a girl with a dangerous gift trapped in her own real-life Cinderella story... until a masked man takes to stalking her. Now she must restrain her power, discover her past, and figure out how to deal with conflicting emotions as her world burns down around her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,384 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
When You Own the Universe by Secretive reviews
He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,384 - Reviews: 3610 - Favs: 3,305 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Complete
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His Pearly Whites reviews
I checked his teeth but it wasn't a check-up. This was full blown staring at them. So white…so clean and shiny…no bad breath…no cavities…his teeth were…perfect. His teeth were beautiful… HAH! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT! * SHUT UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower reviews
"Whatever you say Miss Wallflower." Oh, yeah. Did I mention he also teases me about my name? It's no joke that my last name is Wallflower. Gram says that I have a lovely name, 'Miss Elizabeth Wallflower' she'd say. "Although I still need to enforce a punishment." Like all those other times. Great.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012
The Far Side reviews
I did indeed sound like someone else he knew. Because I was May Waters. The girl he pushed in the pool. Because I was Tiff from The Far Side. The girl he liked listening to. Because I was both May and Tiff…
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012
Mr Nice Guy reviews
So Mr. Nice Guy wants to be Mr. Bad Boy? I can deal with that. It's going to be hard though figuring he looks so damn cute trying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012
Glitch
Japan developed micro cosmetic DNA and China enhanced it for milatary use. But there is a glitch and the people with the software are going mad. 17 year old Phoenix struggles against her own as she tries to fix it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,964 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012
Cracks reviews
They could've been a hot boy band. But no, there had to be a girl. And now I have to make an album with them? God help me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012
Below Average reviews
I was actually living in this very house, and then he decided to come along and say it was his and try to kick me out, when, in fact, it was mine. I've been living here since I was a child...I was about to make a comment on it but instead something else popped out of my mouth. "What are cops? Some kind of chocolate?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012
Seeing Past the Grey reviews
Peyton is seen as a nobody. Can the new kid change that? Or will Peyton's book of dirty little secrets about other people change her first?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/23/2012
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