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Joined 10-21-12, id: 877511, Profile Updated: 10-21-12
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Hello there.

Welcome to my humble abode. Please, don't mind the mess.

Well? Who am I?A stranger. And so are you.

Where do I live? I like to believe, on Saturn but some of my annoying friends tell me that I do live on Earth. Pah, commoners. They do not know, of what they talk.

Do I write? Why yes, yes I do.

Do I write often? Depends on my mood really.

Do I read? Yes.And I review if I want to.

Do I return reviews? Yessir.

Do I return them promptly? No. But I try, I really do.

So do scroll down a teeny bit, and read my stories. If you wish to, do drop a review.

Until later then!

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Scandalous by SophieInPink reviews
The teacher, your step-sibling, your sister’s boyfriend, the married man; naughty girls and naughty boys, lustful sighs and a secret tryst or two. / You can never resist what you can’t have...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,716 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2185 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Need You Now by Posthumous Phantom reviews
Did he love that tramp he was banging behind her back? ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
Snippets by September Silver reviews
Small little drabble-like stories on every emotion.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012
The Hole Already Filled with Weird by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
One Shot. Sometimes you fall in a hole and there's only one person you want to be there with you. Sometimes the hole is literal.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Complete
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
The Increasingly Tragic Saga Also Known As My Life by SophieInPink reviews
My hot neighbor just saw me in my Hello Kitty PJs, my brother likes to chase me around with a spatula, my best friend is a real-life Barbie doll, and I somehow became enemies with the most arrogant guy at school. Tragic doesn't even begin to cover it...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,270 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011
10 Reasons Why by Pseudonym59 reviews
Leyton's always been stubborn. It's just the way she is. So there's no way that a measly ten-bullet list will ever persuade her to date Kent. Ever. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Complete
The Evil Gingerbread Family Epic Poem by InkyPink reviews
Yes folks, it's gingerbread, *and* it's evil. Seriously.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
How to snag a boyfriend by JAceyJInx reviews
ONE-SHOT Stand there and nod and smile and ooh and aah while he talks just so it seems like you're interested when in fact the Playschool 'Goodbye song' is playing on repeat in your head.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Battle Scars by White Rose Blossom reviews
“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,570 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Little Miss Perfect by candii-apple reviews
“How about a movie? Saturday night? Just you and me.” I scowled. “How about you get the hell off my desk before I kick your fat ass off it?” He grinned at me, unfazed. “You just can’t get enough of my ass, can you?” ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Representation by artistic dreamer reviews
This is a series of poems I had to write for my English class. The poems aren't related to each other and the subjects are pretty random... Enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2008
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Pizza Baby by Crazy.Until.Proven.Otherwise reviews
It’s cheesy, greasy, and most of the time I love it. Except for when it’s plastered all down my front, giving him one more thing to laugh about. He could break my heart, although he just doesn’t know it. Then the unexpected happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Right Round by Green Permanent Marker reviews
Moira is stuck in study hall and just can't get a song out of her head. Someone decides to help her before she goes completely insane. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
To Pinch a Player by SLigHtLy FrEaKisH reviews
As a rule, I didn't touch players with a 10ft pole, but he was the yummiest guy I'd ever seen. So I came up with a plan to nab him. But as everyone knows, some things just don't go according to plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
You reviews
This isn't a love letter. It's a letter.Well, that's what it fits under. It's a letter, which I wrote for you but I'm not sure I want you to read.Oh, you might as well. /ONE-SHOT/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Complete