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Joined 10-22-12, id: 877890, Profile Updated: 10-23-12
Author has written 11 stories for Supernatural, Sci-Fi, General, Humor, Romance, and Fantasy.

Hi I'm Ania and I write about a lot of things

Most of the time they're serious things but

Sometimes I write stories about gods that bitch at each other too much and also gay angel porn

There's usually a lot of crack involved in whatever I do (including this profile) so please don't just look at this and think I'm absolutely retarded

I can write well I promise

If you wanna give me something to write about I think that'd be fun

Let's be friends

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Depths of Reality by JumperxMelon reviews
The Demon kills any human that steps into The Depths. Except for me that is. I'm the girl who named Azrael. I'm the girl who he spared. I'm the girl who visits him everyday. I'm also the girl who's going to kill him. Felicity Edmonds was always known for her luck. But now it looks like it's about to run out.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,983 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012
suicide sac by nothing rhymed reviews
It's a boy.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
Emancipation by Franklin2013VMI reviews
The death of an institution.
Poetry: War - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
In Quest of the Sky by Julia in Reverse reviews
It's the year 2625 and aliens are starting their invasion in what was once Warsaw, Poland. Due to deadly acidic rain, those not fighting are sent into the catacombs for safety. But Saffron, Flint, and Aiker miss the sky.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Coffee For The First Time by Johnny Thailborough reviews
Lucifer and Jesus try out Starbuck's for the first time.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
The AntiFairytale by tyrsownRue reviews
When he fell, both sides were left with unanswered questions. When Michael sends a final gift, Lucifer is forced to face him once more.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 9/4/2004
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Backstory
hahaha the title is a pun. This is really just a sexy back appreciation fic. It was going to be longer and probably better, but then for some reason I had to constrain myself to 500 words. Sorry about that. And no I do not know why it says 512 words. Word says 500 exactly, but oh well. Enjoy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
Coffee and Roses reviews
Short thing I wrote when I was too tired to write. A little fluffy thing I guess between a char of mine and my friend's. I guess K for mention of death? Eh. I don't know how to genres.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Complete
Ice Cubes reviews
A fish-alien, a crazy scarecrow robot, a Polish cyborg, and their volatile reptilian commander all crash-land on an unfamiliar planet. Stuff gets serious. Warning: This story was written exclusively from the hours of 11pm-1am, without internet, on Wordpad. It started as crack and then involved into some pretty serious bsns. T for language I guess? And some other teenish things. Huh
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012
Judas reviews
Something very old, but very emotional. Written late at night. Concerning my chimaeric character Judas and the origin of his hatred. Reading this over makes me feel very sad, and I've not much more to say about it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
Evan the Ebola Virus reviews
Based off of something I did for school... strangely scary crack.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
Under the Rain
FEELS swings for 14 with EMOTIONAL OUTBURST! Attack is supper effective! Damage multiplied by INFINITY. ...Ah, joking aside, I wrote this while I was having sort of a rough time with things. It was really sweet, and helped a lot. I adore these two, and I miss my RP partner now :) Ah, well. Hope you enjoy these two as much as I did! ((two dudes, btw.))
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - Spanish - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
POSITOIN
SEQUEL TO "THE STRANGEST THING". WARNING: THIS IS JUST AS CRACKY AND RETARDED AND TRIGGER-HAPPY AS THE OTHER STORY. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
THE STRANGEST THING, ALSO KNOWN AS OMF
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN IN MY LIFE. IT'S GOT ALL THE TRIGGER WARNINGS A SINGLE STORY CAN HAVE, I THINK, SO YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. PREPARE FOR GAY TIMES, HORRIBLE SPELLING/GRAMMAR/SYNTAX, AND NOT A SINGLE COMMA TO BE FOUND IN THE ENTIRE STORY. YOU'RE WELCOME.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
Death and the Origin of Ghost and Unrest
...Don't ask me what this is, because even I don't know -w- This was written in the same time period as Ice Cubes, so that'll explain a lot of the quality. You know those stories where EVERYTHING is capitalized? Yeah. It's one of THOSE stories. It's just this weird little idea I had; you don't have to like it, I'm uploading it for kicks like a lot of this other stuff. n n"
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
Lance
A short story-thing I wrote once when suddenly inspired by feels. It's a bit of a text wall; read at your own risk (though I am extremely proud of the imagery).
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
The Judgement of Angels reviews
Kplus for stuff that might be sensitive to religion, at least for the opening; the latter chapters, if there are any, will most likely be very quickly switched from Kplus to T to M. This story concerns Lucifer, Michael, and the ultimate demise of the angels. Warning: obscure references and crude humour/writing style/everything.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2012