Paige Ternerhide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Essay, and Humor. Update - june 19 2013 Hey, you might have noticed I've taken down some of my angsty poems and stuff, just saying, yeah, they're down. Felt a bit insecure and exposed leaving it online. *shrug* But no worries. Everything's perfectly fine. Okay, I figured it was time I make an actual profile for my FictionPress account. I'm a psycho killer(QU'EST CE QUE C'EST? fafafafaafafafafafaaafa never mind) who has a fetish for turning book pages while hovering over unsuspecting librarians. Duh. I thought my pen name said enough. XD Well, I'm trying to commit scholastic suicide, beta on request, feel free to PM me if you're looking for a random conversation (I'm quite good at those), and, that's it, basically. Yeah, so... Read my stuff! Rate and review too! | |||||||
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How I was Murdered by a Fox Monster by M.C.Queen reviews
They say that life flashes before you when you know you're going to die. I could see it all reflected in the cold blade. I was standing under the cherry blossoms at my school entrance ceremony, eating cake at my sister's wedding, standing outside praying the monster wouldn't come tonight. I might not be dead yet but I can see what's coming, this is the story of how I was murdered.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,874 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2017 - Published: 11/10/2012
The Fairly Normal Tale, of a Fairly Normal Girl by Minerving reviews
Jemma had never really felt loved, or even very liked for that matter. It takes a tragic accident to help her realize that she is loved by all those around her. Warning: I cried and I was the one writing it. Based on a true story. My first story, on here at least. Sorry, bad summary.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Complete
In This Diary by NotATeenageDramaQueen reviews
This is my way of expressing myself and my feelings about life and its imperfections. It's my way of telling my story and trying to inspire others. It will get better!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013
Lay The Ghost To Rest by Ink Of Many Shades reviews
Let go of the ghosts, child. Lay them to rest.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Complete
Eyelight by DeathlyFlames reviews
Derek and Elise are separated by their disabilities and brought together by their dreams. When one is blind and one is colorblind, they must learn to really see the world for what it is. A series of three short stories about two teenagers and their journey together through discrimination.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
A Heart More than Stone by inkfngrz reviews
Who ever thought that statues were weird or creepy? I saw a statue in a garden and this story was inspired that statue. (Note: First attempt at romance, tell me what you think.) Rated T for violence.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Complete
The Girl Two Houses Down by Poplot27 reviews
My heart is a mute. And I, the liar.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Complete
The Rapping Career of Jesus Christ (yup, you heard me!) by Ink Of Many Shades reviews
Ever wondered if Jesus Christ was a real slim shady? A legit slickster rapper? Well, so have I! Here is the result. You better be legit enough to read it all, because there's no turning back now, bizatches!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
Song Of The Blackest Bird by Ink Of Many Shades reviews
The blackest bird, it soars unseen...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Complete
Revenge by DarkShadowOfTheMidnightFox reviews
Francisco, a man whom they all hate, roams the streets of Exodus freely as he waits. Someone new gets into the picture. What will Leonardo when he gets betrayed not only once, but twice? Nothing can stop him and his lust for... Revenge.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013
Assassin by DarkShadowOfTheMidnightFox reviews
In the land of Exodus, creatures filled with hate and craving for vengeance roam freely. A girl runs from the light in her own quest. A young child faces her as his family lay dead. A bond is formed, but will it last when she turns into nothing but a living corpse? T for blood and character 'death'. No romance. COMPLETE! Prequel to Revenge
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Complete
No More War by Ziva Islesxx reviews
People shouldnt be fighting in this world, if u beleive in peace read this!
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Blame the Neighborhood Cat by jaliwo reviews
It all started when I was caught having a staring contest with the neighborhood cat by the quiet, brooding Josh Riley. That damned orange cat was the reason I started noticing Josh more, including the fact that he made skinny jeans look good.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,703 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Confessions of a Former Chew Toy by woodstock1969 reviews
When I found out that Tully, my estranged childhood best friend, was rooming with my ex, the overly opinionated, rich tool, I knew that things were bound to get weird. I can't stand awkward situations, and my freshman year of college just became one. Joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,087 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Only the Benefits by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
I hate you," he hissed. Rolling my eyes, I said, "The feeling is mutual." He shook his head, looking over my shoulder. Eyes growing wide, he whispered urgently, "Kiss me!" I blinked. "WHAT?" I asked, eyebrows up. "Kiss me, now!" He ordered, bending down.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,430 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
DELICIOUS by iBrandi reviews
“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Their Story by what a wonderful phrase reviews
Posted at 11:58 PM. She wanted to be loved. For a time, he loved her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Complete
Just a Tad by xoxluurve reviews
ONE SHOT. “Aw, c’mon, Kee, you angry?” He smiled cheekily. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Three Kit Kat bars?” Damn. He took out the big guns. “Fine.” I snatched the bars before he could make me beg. “But only because I’m low on supplies.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
The Desk by EruptingFender9 reviews
If you want to be more specific, the writing on the desk is what really changed my life. Scribbled across the surface of that life-changing desk in the back of that history classroom was a three month conversation with a boy I’d never even met.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Five Afflictions of Online Fiction Writers by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
There are multiple epidemics among us. Make sure you are not infected!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Trouble by Pinkamoo reviews
I am sweet. I am innocent. I never get in trouble. I haven't just met an arrogant pervert who I want to castrate. I am lying.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
The Cynic's Creed by louragan reviews
A reposting. She writes to a stranger via poetry in library books and learns what it means to speak, to love, and to be alive.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Ode to Paperclip Man by DiaRose reviews
I was bored and he was bugging me, so I wrote this poem for pure silliness! You'll appreciate this if you write with Mircrosoft Word.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Complete
The piano by bullet.for.valentine's reviews
A young girl's passion and zeal for the piano.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Victim by TaltushMeiMei reviews
It's brave of me to post this here, since it's practically a message to all of you who write poems about wanting to die. Please learn from it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Catharsis by Hotkitty reviews
COMPLETEBurn, drown, scream it out to the horizon but come out of it alive so that i can laugh at your scars. and no one ever said that boarding schools were meant to be easy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,445 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
What Matters by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
If, on the morning of June 6, you had told me that my life would change that same day, I wouldn't have believed you. Because honestly, I found no chances for my life to change. It's funny what a letter and a boy from the past can do. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Sly Dog by Lainiee reviews
Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2004
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Some Quotes reviews
Some quotes and sayings that really get to your head. Expletives under control.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012
Soda machines reviews
An essay on what should be done with soda machines in high schools, and if they should be taken down. Read, please!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Complete
Responsibility and driving reviews
This is an essay about whether or not the age at which driving is legal should be raised from 16 years to 18 years.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Phones being used in school reviews
A short essay on the consequences of using phones in school and what should be done about it.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Complete
Using Cell Phones In Vehicles
A short essay on the dangers of using cell phones in vehicles.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Complete