Purpletastic
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Joined 11-12-12, id: 881855, Profile Updated: 07-27-14
Author has written 9 stories for Mystery, Fantasy, and Fable.

Heyy, I'm Dauntless Gryffinjay. A bit about me is that i'm a total Potterhead and half-blood (Daughter of Hecate, if you must know. ). I'm shy and quiet, so you'd probably just look right over me.

Facts (in case you wanted to know about me)

LOVE BOOKS AND MUSIC (especially if you are owl city or one direction)

Love purple (obsessed actually)

Favourite food? Easy, cookies! Favourite cake? Pineapple gateaux. If you haven't tasted it then i am currently putting you under an imperius curse to go to your local publix or some bakery to go get some it tastes like heaven omg.

Yep i live in the US (and its great :)) but as soon as i get to college i want to get the heck out of here and go to college in England! (preferably Manchester or London) Ohh i so want to omg England is my top destination on my list if you take me there (not kidnapping!) i will love you forever. And NO the main reason to visit England IS NOT that 4/5ths of one direction lives there (though it certainly is a reason lol).

I love books a lot, and i thought it'd be great to write some! Also, i tend to change my usertitle a lot just keeping that out there :)

Yours in demigodishness and all that. Peace Out. (i bet you know where i got that!)

Purpletastic.

Wizard Rules.

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the "pointy hat trick".

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce”

30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?”

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me.

38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting

39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall.

40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger.

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane

47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy

48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse in the Whomping Willow.

52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that.

53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song.

54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water balloons.

55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold.

56) I am not allowed to tell the Revenclaws and/or Hermione Granger that the libray has been closed down.

57) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow.

58) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

59) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

60) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

61) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

62) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

63) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

64.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

65.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

66.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

67.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

68.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

69.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

70.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

71.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

72.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

73.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

74.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

75.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

76.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

77.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

78.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

79.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

80.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

81.)I may not have a private army.

82.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

83.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

84.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

85.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

86.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

87.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

89.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

90.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

91.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

92.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

93.) - Especially not all of them at once.

94.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

95.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos.

96.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

97.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

98.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

99.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

100.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

101.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

102.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

103.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

104.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

105.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

106.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

107.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

108.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

109.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

110.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

111.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

112.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

113.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good-looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

114.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

115.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad, bad nightmare about Harry

116.)I will not charm a poster of myself on Draco's wall, no matter how much I know he wants it.

117.) I will not put tape on my nose and tape my nose to pull it up and say I'm impersonating Voldemort. It's tacky.

118.) I will not ask Voldemort if he is starting a "noseless trend".

119.) I will not say noses are over-rated in front of Voldemort.

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Her Shining Knight at Night by rainreverie reviews
Annabel was the shy girl, trapped in her own mental prison. She was also the victim, stuck in a bad relationship. But along came Jake. The Jake Tyler. The notorious womanizer. The frat boy jockey. The man trying to save Annabel in more ways than one.
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The Business of Marriage by SunnySideUp26 reviews
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It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
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Until Dawn Breaks by WritesForever reviews
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All of a Sudden by SunnySideUp26 reviews
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Where The Lines Overlap by myheart4you reviews
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One shot. Lexie knew that falling for Peter would be crazy, just crazy. They were from different schools in different continents, brought together for a semester of studying abroad in Paris. She was too practical for this, but sometimes, you needed a little crazy.
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Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
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Story of My Life (one shot) reviews
Soo, there's this girl. And this guy. And this book. A book? More like a creepy, stalker-ish book. I wonder why she keeps reading it though.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Complete
The Assassin's Scheme (one-shot) reviews
One girl. One crime. One crime that put the nation in chaos. Too bad she forgot about it. Maybe.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Complete
Behind the Scenes reviews
Raina West is a girl. A quiet and shy girl with a hopeless mom and twin siblings, but a girl. Ryan Carter is a boy. A handsome teen international sensation, but a boy. But then, of course they meet. Its not long before they befriend each other,and its certainly not long before they figure out somethings wrong with a rising leader.Together,they discover the shocking truth about him.
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The Voice reviews
It is year 3069 and Rosette Valora lives in the dystopian world of The New Republic of England and Surrounding Nations.Her family is poor,and they barely have enough money for food and shelter.One day,she gets a letter in the post saying she has a chance to audition for The Hawthorne Academy for The Voice.This is her chance to help her family.What will she do?(full sumary inside)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2013
The Scorpio's Curse reviews
Aurora Lighte lives in a very different world than us.Parallel dimension.The world where their star signs are their talents.And you know what the best thing is? Aura is the last known Scorpio.But everyone hates her,because of her star sign.And she's sick of this.So she goes on an adventure with her new friend,a deaf prince,to find the mythical Scorpio society that lives in secrecy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/29/2013
Fearless reviews
Who is Alicia Jade?She's invisible.Tomboy.Sarcastic.Funny.observant,smart,a nd stubborn.AJ is a regular sophomore in the small city of Windsor.She was at complete ignorance of the world of her Windsor.But is there something deeper in the town?When one of her friends disappears out of nowhere,she teams up with her BFF Heather and her new friend Sam to figure it out.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/29/2013
Calisto The Bat (one-shot) reviews
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Level Up reviews
Hallie is unknown to reality. But in a parallel dimension called "the gaming world", she's the most popular and respected girl there! Her ultimate rival? The flawless Logan Hayes, popular in the gaming world and reality. Before they know it, they are trapped in a video game, with only one hope of getting out: Beating it.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,094 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013
Princess of Zen reviews
The plot continues with Zhilan,a 14yr old Chinese girl.She lived a perfectly normal life,until she takes a summer trip to China!There,she discovers who she really is with her former best friend.But everything isn't fun and games,because there's a looming conspiracy that threatens to take over Zen for one thing only:The powers of the Guardians.Yep, Ursula's back, as nefarious as eve
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,785 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013