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Joined 11-13-12, id: 881999, Profile Updated: 11-20-12

Allo there!!

I'm just here for fun. yep! I really love humor, family, romance and crack fics! I'm 18 years old. Introvertedish. I have a rather vulgar sense of humor. Very vulgar. I love jazz and I loooove singing and music! I might write stories. might not.

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All In by UnbridledSilence reviews
Phineas is so nerdy that even his name labels him. He has gone his entire life without sex and is determined to solve that problem. However, when he books an escort to take his virginity he somehow ends up with Chance instead. Who is NOT impressed when the beautiful young man he took to bed tries to pay him. 6/16/15-uploading chapter edits. New chapters soon!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 5/12/2013
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Step-Cest by BeeTheMagicUser reviews
Oneshot. Adam knows he's getting a new step-brother, but he has no idea how interesting things are about to become. Yaoi, Slash, MxM. Warning: smut, lemons, somewhat incest
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Complete
Lock & Key by The Smile Machine reviews
When an American boy commands you to kiss him, you usually don't run away and hide in the 6th arrondissement until he leaves. Featured on A Drop of Romeo.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
You Gotta Eat by kadabrafreak890 reviews
When Zander and Tristan go out to eat at Checkers at an inopportune time, they spend the wait doing something a little more productive than just sitting. Zanstan. MxM. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Complete
To Love a Serial Killer by The Smile Machine reviews
You know something's going right when you're plotting with a well-known and shockingly attractive serial killer who stole a medieval spiked instrument of torture out of Chicago's Natural History Museum over how best to kill your douchebag lawyer ex and rapacious boss. Hell hath no fury like a secretary scorned. Nominated for Best One-Shot on SKoW.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete
Ambushed by C.Taylor.S reviews
Reagan, Dustin and Carson have some fun in the locker room when they ambush and tie up Kaylan. "When my track teammates ambushed me after practice, I was scared, but now, I was ready for more." YAOI-GAY
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Complete
How I Became A High School Slut by C.Taylor.S reviews
Forrest Wolfington was just a freshman when his teacher, Mr. Coutan took his virginity. "Others would call him a pedophile, but to me he will always be a teacher." Rated M for Mature. YAOI-GAY
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Harder by MoneyMaker reviews
WARNINGS: yaoi, lemon
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete