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Joined 11-13-12, id: 882058, Profile Updated: 02-10-15
Author has written 30 stories for General, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Humor, Romance, and Song.

Hey peeps that like to write wurds!

I'm hal99, I know what you're thinking, I pulled that name out of my butt. I kind of did but oh well :)

37 Things to do in an Elevator--by the way, I didn't come up with this, I found it somewhere and nearly peed my pants--

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.

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Just a Dare by Caitie Manda reviews
Excerpt: "I was burning, smoldering, ripping apart from the inside out. My eyes burned. My heart ached. It was my fault. No matter what anyone said, it was all my fault."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,748 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Complete
skippy by toto23 reviews
skippy is my dog so i made a poem about her
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
Swim by Music Heals the Soul reviews
I hope you can grow gills
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
mountians by toto23 reviews
mountians
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2012
pineapple by toto23 reviews
a pineapple that is sad
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Complete
forest fire by toto23 reviews
June and Dave got their self in a forest fire and got out
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Complete
table by toto23 reviews
table
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2012
Nightmare by xxClueless1xx reviews
There was blood everywhere. I was living the nightmare I had been having since I was a kid. But this time? It was real.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Rain by Naver reviews
A tale of an old man's wisdom. Inspired by one of AppleCrumble's and AlaskenDreamer's poems.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Take Flight Rubber Duck by sherlockers reviews
"Spread your wings and take flight, little duck, Ohwait, you're made of rubber, looks like your out of luck." Just a cute, silly little poem about rubber ducks.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Complete
Caught in the Act by xxClueless1xx reviews
I knew it wasn't right...and my conscience was sending me crazy red flags, but I ignored them. I had to do this. (Take "crime" as a genre lightly. I don't mean robbing a bank or anything.)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
Dreaming by Naver reviews
I wrote this at home, near my window, in the sunlight.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Complete
Sapphire Morning Sky by Dark Star Productions reviews
Just something I wrote in a moment when it came to me.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/13/2003
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Quail Tale reviews
A tale about a quail. Yeah, it's pretty self explanatory.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Complete
Painting the Roses Green reviews
Green, not red
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Complete
Perro reviews
Lo siento, hay no accentos! :)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/29/2013
Poems reviews
Poems...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Complete
Banana Procrastination reviews
A short poem about the banana I left behind
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Complete
Smile reviews
Just a little doodle I wrote for my 25th story :) enjoy!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Complete
Wendell the Worm reviews
That worm!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
Distractions reviews
easily distracted...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Complete
Sun Bathin' in the Sun reviews
Sunbathin!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Complete
The Cat That Ate My Lunch reviews
WHY DID YOU EAT MY GRUB!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
Elliot reviews
A story developed by toto23 and myself. Hope you enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013
Autumn Days of Gray reviews
This is pretty deep for one of my poems but I already wrote it so... you can read it! :)
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Complete
In a Pickle reviews
Jessica has to ask out this guy for her friend but things take an unexpected twist!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013
Flies reviews
Those pesky flies!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
Clouds reviews
...In different shapes make watching them fun...
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Complete
Pie reviews
So many kinds of pie!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Complete
Summer reviews
A poem about summertime. Please, enjoy and review! :)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Complete
Does a Second Hand Ever Get Tired? reviews
This is just a little diddy I wrote for a poetry slam in 5th grade. Hope you like it!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Complete
Giraffes reviews
Giraffes! Enjoy!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Complete
Penelope Pig reviews
Penelope pig is having some trouble with her wig hair. Check it out!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012
Book Worm Billy reviews
Good ol' Book Worm Billy!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012
Chairs reviews
Yeah, chairs. HAPPY TURKEY DAY! GOBBLE GOBBLE!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Complete
Harold Halibut reviews
Harold thought he was cool, but is he really?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
Cheap Pencils reviews
You know, those fun pencils you get from the dentist. Ya know.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Complete
Snow reviews
Gotta love snow!
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Complete
Closet Trouble reviews
What is in my closet?
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Complete
Laughing reviews
It's fun to laugh!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Complete
The Lonely Sea Cow reviews
Poor, Poor sea cow
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Stars reviews
It's fun to write poems about STARS!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Complete
Scat reviews
A poem about the meaning of the word scat!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Complete