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Author has written 4 stories for Life, and Friendship.

Salutations, whoever it was that clicked on my profile.

Here, you will find information about my stories or poems.

Scratch that.

Here, you will find random things I feel like posting on my profile. Yeah!

Okaaaaay, but first things first.

My name is Jenna (JEH-nuh) and obviously I write. No duh. Apart from writing original stories, some may also see me skulking over in the world of fanfiction.

I enjoy, um, eating candy, writing (No duh again), fangirling over things, eating candy, and fangirling over things. Or people.

Oh, and I am madly in love with Legolas (from Lord of the Rings).

I wish the characters in Lord of the Rings were real so I could be one of them. (Heck, I wish I could be WITH one of them)

So! This is the end of anything important I have to say, apart from "Please review my poems, cause poems almost always get less than two reviews, plus I would like constructive feedback".

Also, PM me! I will PM chat with practically anyone.

Eh, first, I will post my favourite sonnet from one of the greatest bards ever lived.

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

Thou art more lovely and more temperate:

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And Summer's lease hath all too short a date.

Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And oft' is his gold complexion dimm'd;

And every fair from fair sometimes declines,

By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd

But thy eternal Summer shall not fade

Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;

Now shall Death brag thou wanderest in his shade,

When in eternal lines to time thou growest.

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,

So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

Anything below this is complete and utter redundant stuff, but you are definitely welcome to read on. Especially if you share my love for random crap and fangirling.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.


--Girlish--

[x] I like at least one shade of pink (If red is a shade of pink, then yes)
[x] I don't like being messy (Not that it stops me from trashing the house)
[ ] My belongings are organized
[ ] I don't like rock music
[x] I like wearing accessories
[x] Bright colors amaze me
[ ] I hate black
[x] I go to the salon once a week
[ ] I comb my hair almost all the time
[x] I bring my phone with me everywhere
TOTAL: 5

--Boyish--

[x] I like wearing baggy pants
[ ] I play video games
[ ] I like Akon
[ ] I like wearing jackets with hoods
[x] I'm too lazy to do chores
[ ] I don't like shopping unless it's for me
[ ] I would go bungee jumping
[ ] I like being sweaty
[ ] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes
[ ] I always wear perfume/cologne
TOTAL: 2

--Nerdy--

[x] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket
[ ] I enjoy studying
[x] I wear glasses
[ ] I'm a straight-A student
[x] I've never skipped any class in my whole life
[ ] I like my shirt tucked in
[ ] One of my favorite subjects is science.
[ ] I like reading mystery books
[ ] My assignments are passed up on time

TOTAL: 3

--Emo--

[ ] I am crazy about the color black
[ ] I sit at the corner
[ ] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes
[ ] I like heavy metal rock music
[ ] I have a lot of problems in my life
[ ] I don't that talk much(or so my teachers say)
[ ] I don't have that many friends
[ ] I barely have fun
[ ] I barely go out with my folks or friends

TOTAL: 0

--Childish--

[x] I love to stare at the ceiling for ten minutes
[x] I sleep with a stuff toy/pillow.
[x] I watch cartoons
[ ] I love to invent words only I understand
[x] I sleep with a night light
[ ] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
[ ] I'm scared of roller coasters
[x] I like being with my family relatives
[ ] I take bubble baths
[x] I like Spongebob!

TOTAL: 6

So I'm more of a kid than a girl... hmmm, that explains it :) Actually that explains a lot.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional charaters. Copy if true.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can a probably will kick the crap out of any boy you know copy and paste this onto your profile to warn them

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are, crazy and insane, put this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13, Papasbookworm, moonray9,Maru-chan, missymoo11,Naomi Tachi, lovely lilting lullabies,

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled a door that said push, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your different in a good way put this in your profile.

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Now read out the third word of every phrase.

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More Than Anyone by templeton21 reviews
For some reason, the instant Ben and Olivia meet, they hate one another. Every time they're in the same room, all they seem to do is fight and trade insults. But according to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, hot hate is twin brother to hot love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,196 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 3/28/2009
Betty's Got An ASBO by Warner Hedgehog reviews
Parody of the Pam Tillis song 'Betty's Got A Bass Boat'. It's now much sillier. Sorry Pam.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Complete
Dangerous Waters by stringless-kite reviews
Thieving is what Capri does best, but what happens when she gets caught by 'rich boy' Laurence? While she'll do anything for money; he'll do anything to keep himself entertained...even if it means getting her knickers in a twist. Literally. /CHP11/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,902 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012
Reset Complete by EgyptianLotus reviews
My life in a nutshell
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Complete
Sunday's by Beth Brooks reviews
Love poem, my first real one since Your Body is Poetry I feel like, please R&R
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Complete
Leave Me Alone by Beth Brooks reviews
Well there are several emotions here, desperation, anger, saddness, fear, anger, anger, anger. Yeahhh
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Complete
How We Talk by GreenStripes reviews
Prose about a crow who sings the wrong notes to a nature lover and how those "wrong notes" hurt both the nature lover and the crow.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Complete
A Sonnet To My Sonnet by effortless-inelegance reviews
I hate my English teacher. How the heck am I supposed to write a sonnet, of all things? I'm not freakin' Shakespeare! And I've been sitting here for an hour trying to write crap about love or nature. It sounds horrendously cheesy and doesn't fit the guidelines. But what else is there? When thus cornered, this is what my brain spewed forth...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Complete
Freaking Out by Oak Leaf Ninja reviews
Breathe in, breathe out. I'm simply talking to him, no need to freak out...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
Distractions by RHHP Freak reviews
Someone once said that writing is 3 % talent and 97 % not getting distracted by the internet. But that won't happen to me... right?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012
The Wedding by Beth Brooks reviews
Well... The big event finally passed, and these are my thoughts after going to my ex's wedding.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Complete
Mirror Mirror by Beth Brooks reviews
This is a poem I did with a friend of mine The Reverse Edge Blade, it turned out GREAT because of him! And I hope all of you agree, it has some metephors, and deeper meanings, and things of the like, ENJOY!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Stolen On A Winter's Day by Flutter Flutter Away reviews
This is not supposed to be about love, or a boyfriend, but a friendship ...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Complete
The Debutante by Angelica.Eddings reviews
Regency After baring her thighs to the queen and half of the English aristocracy, Priscilla Randall is determined to salvage her ruined reputation. Too bad Ethan Howell, the handsome Marquess of Ainsworth, has other things in mind--namely seduction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,121 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Meet Me Halfway by jammay reviews
He's the President of a leading RealEstate company. He's cold, reserved & determined. His success is significant & respected. I just clean up his office, serve him coffee & sort his papers. I'm usually okay with that, but i'm starting to fall in love...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,582 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by xoxluurve reviews
[ONE SHOT] “I'm already in love with someone,” I said. “And who is this supposed moron,” he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. I took a deep breath. “You.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
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Ultimatum
Faced with an ultimatum, I make my choice. Damp grass, a dazzling rainbow/I feel not a thing/As I stand in that meadow/Your friendship away I fling/
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Complete
Escape to reality reviews
Maybe sometimes, we just have to see things the way they truly are.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Complete
House on the Hill reviews
Near a lone cluster of thistles/A lone barn owl whistles/I rest my hands upon the sill/Staring at the house so still/By the bright light of the moon/I hear a far-away song-bird croon/A silhouette against the night/Unseen without but moonlight.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012
Once upon a broken dream reviews
Forever hidden, never to be found/Dreams beside a stile/Memories, rank and vile/Somewhere in a faraway isle/Once upon a broken dream.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Complete