MadClaireMaelstrom
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Joined 11-20-12, id: 883419, Profile Updated: 11-20-12
Author has written 15 stories for General, Fantasy, Haiku, Love, and Life.

I am, first and foremost, a photographer. Who, on occasion, writes poetry. Or tries to, at least.

I wouldn't call myself a writer. I have lots of ideas, but I can never write them down. I... sort of try to capture an idea. That's how I make jewelry, anyway. It's how I plan on taking photos, once I get going on that for seriously.

But, like I did for jewelry, maybe one day something will snap in my brain and I'll figure out how to write my ridiculous ideas down. Then I can toss them at you. :)

But, until that happens, I'll just keep on keepin' on with the poems.

Love, The little ball of oddness that is me. (Seriously, I'm tiny.)

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Sleeping With a Blanket by ThinkPi reviews
This poem is better left up to interpretation. Make of it what you will; I've left only one clue.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
My Beef With FictionPress by ThinkPi reviews
A PSA for FictionPress poets.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Complete
Your Mom's a Poem by ThinkPi reviews
This poem tells a story about a schizophrenic writer.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Complete
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Going Through the Motions
Where I will be publishing my poetry from now on. It doesn't make since to continue to bury my profile under 200 words and under poems. So here they will go from now on. Highest the rating will go is T. So. Won't be moving my old stuff here... Maybe one day. But today isn't that day.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013
Feather
Apparently my inner poet takes the form of a depressed romantic guy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
Postcard
I never really liked postcards.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
Pinch me and I giggle!
While I don't get beat up, this is how I roll, mostly. Tell me what I'm doin' wrong so I can try not to make the same mistakes twice!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Complete
Hook's Lament
As in the one and only Captain Hook, of which their are many variations. The immortal bit comes from the Peter Pan prequel series by Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson, which I am fond of. Which Hook is your favorite? Personally, mine is the one played by Jason Isaacs, because, well... he's Jason Isaacs. Written kind of funny, but...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Complete
Beautiful Cold
I was typing. Isn't that how these things get made? This one made my low expectations, so I'll share with you. Tell me if they meet yours, too.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Complete
Walking the dog in March reviews
It's snowing outside. Why? I thought it was short, so I rewrote it as a haiku, too. Don't know how I did on that, it being the first time I wrote one. Personally, I'm less confident about the first part. My jeans are soaked...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Complete
My dearest dead reviews
How are you today? I've had graves on the mind for some reason. No idea why. But, maybe now they'll leave my mind alone, since I've thrown them at you. Tell me if I suck, please?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Complete
Painfully Awkward reviews
Was just typing, at one in the morning, and this came out. Some of my feeling, compressed into words. With me being a Gryffindor, you can perhaps imagine my frustration. How's it, horrible? Deplorable? Review and tell me, please. (Would this be angst? I surely hope not, but...)
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Complete
Violent, fiery death reviews
I didn't realize this was a sad occasion... Should this go on FF? Mm... Tell me how I'm doing, please?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Complete
Child of the sea reviews
Just something I typed out... I don't even... Would you read it just to tell me if I suck or not? :P
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
Dragons reviews
...I don't even know. I was reading a book about different ways to write poetry(not a very interesting one, I might add), and tried this one out. I don't really like the way it flows, but I'd say it's passable, considering. Enjoy, if you can.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Complete
Stars reviews
Really short thing I wrote a few days ago. I was just making myself write things. Most of it was... lackluster, but I liked this bit.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Complete
Supernatural reviews
The first poetry I ever wrote. I had the first verse stuck in my head... I wrote it down and then just kept going. Hope you like it. :)
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Complete
Fightless reviews
I wrote this a while ago, back when I was in my 'angst' phase. Then I decided angsting was boring. Here's some of what I wrote then.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Complete