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Hey! I'm Isabela Bittencourt

I have no idea how you do that so I'm just put what come to my mind.

I like writing cliché, because they the best and however you already know how it's going to end you just love to see it. At least I do.

Funny things to make you laugh because you have nothing else to do and is reading this:

"Sucks to be beautiful... but it sucks even more to be ugly."

"Tell me who you're with... and I tell you if I go along."

"The computers are here to solve problems... that there wasn't before."

"Winning is not everything... you also need to humilate the oponente."

"Who wants everything... piss you off asking."

"When one doesn't want... the other one insists."

"Better late... than later."

"There are evils that come to the good... but most really come to evil."

"Money only brings misery, give yours to me and live happily."

"Marrying un ugly woman is riding in a car on the track, the car missing break, the driver missing the view, and a madman screaming 'jam tour foot driver'"

"Live every day as if it was the last of your life. One day you hit."

"If it is forbidden to walk on the grass then lie down and roll!!!"

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Waiting on the World by blak pearl reviews
What do you do when your best friend hooks up with your twin brother and breaks his heart? Pretend to date the guy she likes- the guy you've hated since you've known how to. And hope the cliche doesn't catch up with you. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Rejected by WaitingForTheEnd reviews
Prince Damian rejects the girl chosen by his mother without meeting her and without knowing the girl can hear every word of his rejection. Years later he finally meets her again and falls for her without knowing she is the same person. Sequel posted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 108,537 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/8/2021 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Jealousy Best Served Devious -A Clash of Cliches Book 1 by hotcheri reviews
[COMPLETED 19th APRIL 2017] All Kaylee has ever wanted was Ryder, but he's dating Celeste, Tyler's ex. Tyler is Ryder's arch rival and is therefore loathed by Kaylee, but when she ropes Tyler into her fake dating scheme to make Ryder jealous, chaos, mixed emotions and drama reign supreme. Because a tiny voice in Kaylee's head insists that Tyler isn't faking, and neither is she...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 198,144 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Complete
Lunch atop a Skyscraper by justmaybe reviews
"What's wrong, Vi, is that you've got the hots for your boss. Your admittedly delectable, but emotionally unavailable, supermodel-dating, completely inappropriate-to-fall-for boss."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,710 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2013
The Ex Games by The Smile Machine reviews
Three cardinal rules when seeking revenge on your infuriatingly hot ex-boyfriend for whom you still harbor ambiguous feelings: break all the rules, carpe the diem, and don't ever go near his goldfish.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Complete
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4228 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Eloquently by Suppy reviews
[ONESHOT] "If I fall in love with a guy... I think it'll be his words," My voice was quieter than I expected it to be. In truth, I had never truly fallen in love with someone. I had stared enviously at the empty sides of certain boys in my life, but I had never really experienced what it was like to love someone in their entirety.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Complete
Not By Blood by ilikedaisychains reviews
"You can't kiss me!" I gasped as I pushed him away, "We're practically related!" He shrugged, "Not by blood," before he decided to continue mauling my face and somehow, have me return the gesture. Oh boy, I guess the whole 'step-sibling' thing is effectively ruined.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,363 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011
Once Upon A Waitress by Trade Winds reviews
Erin is doing just fine at her day job in a restaurant, when her childhood crush turns up unexpectedly for dinner. If only his eyes weren't quite so blue... [One Shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Complete
The Wingwoman by White Rose Blossom reviews
Jace spread his arms. "I'm right here, Lex." My heart skipped a beat. "Uhm, no thanks, you probably have cooties and other diseases." Jace, man-whore that he was, was one of my best friends, not to mention my house mate. So falling for him probably wasn't a good idea, right? Shit. This is why I needed a dog.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Complete
The Apocalypse by Weeping Duck reviews
Hannah Ayers and Jake Allen had hated each other for longer than they could remember. But when a car accident leaves Hannah with amnesia, she can’t remember him at all. Jake could use this to a nefarious advantage…or enjoy a clean slate. Tough choice.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,497 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Six Weeks With Satan by woodstock1969 reviews
It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 130,794 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Can't Let Go by peaceout reviews
That son of a bitch dumped me and then went straight to the most popular girl to date during our freshmen year. Now we're seniors, and I still haven't been able to get a date. Apparently, HE scared all the guys away. WTF? He dumped me didn't he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Not So Crash Hot by rosieroo reviews
FIN-Regan's life is filled with nasty queen bees, high school parties, discriminative cliques, torturous camps, soccer, her popular brother and sister, and this certain male enemy who won't leave her alone! Logan Williams wasn't prepared to play with fire [runner up Best Cliche at SKoW]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,113 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Badasses Don't Walk on Sunshine by Emedea reviews
“Who are you? God?” I demand. “Maybe I am. And with the way you’ve been treating me, well, you’re going to hell, buddy,” she says indignantly. “Yeah,” I sneer. “I’m sure that God definitely goes around kicking third graders in the balls."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
I’m in Love with a KissWhore by Emedea reviews
“Well at least I don’t hook up with every blonde bimbo who crosses my path,” I say venomously, which was so, so stupid. Allison James isn’t even blonde – I’m a blonde. I just called myself a bimbo! Aw, jeez. I really need to work on my comebacks.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Rough Petals by Penelope P reviews
So was it a really big deal that I was getting paid for sex? It was a huge misunderstanding. And so what if that letter finally arrived which made my stomach roll. I would have handled it. It's his fault he made my life even more complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,873 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
This Storm by Jazzy Kitty reviews
Zack is arrogant, mysterious, and he loves to irritate her. With him, there are always things left unsaid and under the surface. Yet when he leaves unexpectedly, Zack leaves a hole in her heart that she didn't know was supposed to be there. [Complete]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 163,049 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
Head Over Feet reviews
I've always liked lists. So when I run into an incredibly good looking guy in the street, a few feet away from my building, I don't think twice before pretending to be somebody else. I mean, it wasn't like I would ever see him again, right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 9/8/2013
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