An older poem I'd penned for someone dear to my heart, who'd expressed feeling a bit alone at the time. And being at a loss as to the best thoughts I could offer, I gifted this composition that came from a dream. I shared this to reassure them that no mater what, I'd be there for them as a true friend. I share it now with you, and I thank you all for your time.

I had lived in the woods for a while, in a small magical cabin that nobody had ever dared to come near.

The inner monologue of a white passing kid

A poem about one-sided effort in a relationship, specifically on Valentine's Day

Alone in a house, a girl fights sleep. He tells her it's time to stop fighting.

A poem about a walk I took through Prague when I was 16.

People who have some knowledge of China and Chinese food (and I mean like, the real kind), would get this poem better than people who don't. Still, I tried to explain it a bit before start of poem and not sure if the explanation honestly helped or isn't really necessary for understanding. In some ways, food is food after all, especially if you're starving to death because of...

Maya didn't always know she was a girl. A short story about self-discovery.

Seven original limericks on various subjects from a dieting pirate, to a seal who wants to drive, to a tourist who can't read maps, to the laundryman on a mission to the grocery store!

Seven original limericks on various subjects: a competitive flamingo, a wise old detective, a lonely chicken...

Seven original limericks about anything from an elephant to a penguin to a hippo to a Jello lover.

Seven original limericks on various subjects from giraffes to people to jewelry.

A man's girlfriend of many years has left him. His only ray of light in the midst of his depression is a coupon for free tacos, which he intends to cash. Dedicated to Kim Lynch.

Seven limericks about varying subjects from animals, to a prince, to a fortress enshrouded by woods.

Reiya's brother Taji is convinced that he's a long lost fairy prince, and it's usually up to her to protect him from doubting bullies. But when some village boys decide to kidnap them both in order to get a fairy's ransom, Reiya has to convince Taji to believe the truth - without breaking his heart.

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They say that truth is stranger than fiction. Well. This partially fictitious story is one way this author and writer has used to deal with a situation I am struggling with. It is May of 2015 right now and I sit in the new house in Mexico. Once you read it, you will understand.

She leans her forehead against the cool glass of the car window and her parents look back at her worriedly and even parenting instincts can't tell them what's wrong because silence is cold and silence is deadly and Evie is only thirteen but she already gets what people mean when they say they're dead inside.

Medical industry satire. Enjoy.

Three alien warriors recruit generic teenager, Suzie Superb, to be a space diplomat. She's not really into it. New: Book 7, Sick Lit! President Jackson recruits Suzie for a top secret mission that requires her to fake an illness, and then, her own death. But once she's gone, will she want to come back? There is also some sort of galactic music contest.

Willa, if you've received this e-mail then that means I am currently trapped in the Dimension of Evil and need your help! Come to my lab RIGHT NOW. Yes, even if you are on your lunch break, and even if it's Taco Tuesday. Follow these instructions...

My friend says my ex has a porny voice.

Sign in a vet's office: "Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Nicolette Mace is a private investigator with a more than rocky relationship with policeman, Fred Barlow. Follow her adventures between her life shaping cases as she works to earn a living whilst avoiding arrest, being put into hospital and used as a scapegoat for every thing that seems to go wrong around her. A collection of her random thoughts and events in her life.

What happens when new transfer student, Emma Crawford, catches the eyes of punk, rebellious Stella Bukowski? Head over heels, falling in love type of stuff, that's what.

A short story about a family reading the will of a dead but still hilarious relative.

My dear reader, you are about to be launched on a series of narratives that are funny, bizarre, and entirely true. This is a diary of my dreams. I promise you, unbelievable though it is, that every dream cataloged here was a dream that I actually dreamt. I've been keeping this catalog for years. Now, to my embarrassment and your amusement... I invite you into my head to dream.

A little song I wrote while I was supposed to be studying for a test

Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.

Irian is a Fairy Godfather, and very good at what he does. Which is why it is so baffling and vexing when nothing he does seems to bring a Happy Ever After for his latest charge. Worse, every day makes it harder to avoid trying to keep the boy for himself

[malemale] Anthony thought having to deal with school and being gay was enough. Then he has to get a homophobe as a pen pal for a school project, and now he's got hate mail, lies, rumors, & a psychiatrist to annoy him as well.