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Joined 11-22-12, id: 883818, Profile Updated: 01-19-13
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'ello mates!

Before you begin looking at our site, let us introduce ourselves:

I'm Zoe, and yes Gray, I get to go first. Bloody nice to meet you all. :) I live in America, I'm a teenager, and I adore everything British. Actors (TOM HIDDLESTON), tv shows (SHERLOCK), flag, accent (SO MUCH BETTER THAN OURS), practically everything to do with our friends from across the pond. I also love Taylor Swift, like any other normal teen, Once Upon a Time, and GLee. I have a FanFiction/Fictionpress account under the name E.M.Bryant97. Tumblr, writing, and photography pretty much make my life. Psst.. look up my British blog- - if you tumble yourself, feel free to follow!

I'm Gray, it's awesome to meet you. Whatever, Zoe, second's the best :). I'm a teenager, and I also live in America, although I spend more time in my dreams and imagination than the real world. I love sarcasm, so if I come off as a jerk I apologize profusely. I'm OBSESSED with anime and manga, so all you otaku's can come over here and we can nerd out for hours... I also love Doctor Who, and I think David Tenant is really hot. Some of my favorite tv shows include Sherlock, D Gray Man, Pandora Hearts, and Studio C by BYU tv. I have a FanFiction/ Fictionpress account under the name thetruthaboutsilver.

"A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away."
Bil Keane

"I hope Love isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."

"Passion is like a beautiful song--only the lyrics are all screwed up."


"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"The road to success is always under construction."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."

Albert King

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”

"For stars to shine, there must be darkness."

“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”

Marilyn Monroe

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”

"I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”

"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.”

“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”

“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”

“It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.”

A FictionPress Undead Tells Her Story by Krystal Watters reviews
An amusing look into FictionPress history. A must read for any curious writers who joined FictionPress after 2006.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Complete
Undead Sneeze reviews
It was all started with a kiss, and then a sneeze. All the fantastical adventures we would have, all the midnight feasts that we hoped the villagers never noticed, all the zombie-kicking battles were started by these two things. A zombie story with comedy, romance, and tons of sarcasm.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012