Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy, and Humor.
Hey guys! it's just little old me living my abnormal life like a pro!
Never kick me when I'm down, cause whe I get back up you're fucked- me
"Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."-Albus Dumbledore
"Be a FRUIT LOOP in a world of CHEERIOS."
"It's not the fall that kills you...it's the sudden stop at the end."
"I'm just a silly girl who likes this one boy wayyyy too much..."
"I live for the nights I can't remember with the friends I'll never forget."
"Life may not always be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance."
"Be crazy, be wild, 'cause you're not young forever."
"You can't be old and wise if you were never young and stupid."
"A wise girl knows her limits. A great girl knows she has none."
"The bottom line is, what defines you isn't how many times you crash, but the number of times you get back on the bike." --Along For the Ride by Sarah Dessen (which is a great book. I really like Sarah Dessen as an author.)
"There's a difference between who we love, who we settle with, and who we're meant for."
"We are all of us stars, and we deserve to twinkle."
The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits. -Einstein
Let the kids suffocate themselves, they'll be fine."- Mr.Warren
"GET A JOB! I don't want my tax dollars going out to bums like you!" -Mrs. Nieto
"Smile! (kid smiles awkwardly) WHY ARE YOU SMILING?!" -Mr. Jester
"Question 5, 'In Walter Mitty's final fantasy...' Oh my gosh! Have you guys played that game?! It's AWESOME!" - Mr. Doscher
"Samantha? She's crazy. I'm the sane one." -Mrs. Sanchez (Pretending to have Multipul Personality Disorder)
"Daniel! Give me that guitar! (Daniel hands over guitar guiltily, thinking he's in trouble for playing it before class) That's NOT how you play a guitar! It's like this! (starts strumming random chords that don't sound good at ALL) 'Daniel is in the class of math... and he never takes a bath...'" -Mrs. Scheckel
"'Why hasn't God given us someone to figure out the cure for cancer?' the guy asked, and I was like, 'God probably gave us someone, but he got aborted.'" -Coach D
Donna (talking about a doctor guy in Itsuwaribito while examining said manga): See! He looks like a girl there too!
Her: Screw you! (jokingly)
Yesterday is past, tomorrow is soon, and today is reality!" -Anonymous
"Death is not the end of mortal love." -Unknown
"Keep your mind in the present, and your memories in your heart." -Unknown
"If I were you, I wouldn't do that!" "If you were me, we'd both be dead!" -Unknown
"You're mad!" "If I weren't, this probably wouldn't work!" -Pirates of the Caribbean
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Age: none of your business
Gender: look at my user name
Fav Food: Blackberry crumble
Fav color(s): Green red silver white black and sapphire
Fav song(s): Where Butterflies Never Die: Broken Iris, Cross the Line: Superchick
Alias: Whenmeatballsattack! Bloodstainedroses, destinyshadow
Eyes: filled with tears from stupid movie
Hair: Dark and wavy pulled into messy pony tail or bun, unless i'm going out with people i dont know. then its down
Animagus & Patronus: Wolf
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter or Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,rainbowstrike, iKate, fangalicous08, FangsTrashcanOfDoom, LukexThaliaxFan23, charn14, allyouneedislove1797, DemigodWitch96, splitheart1120, princessoftheshadowsofdestiny
I Am - sitting in a chair
he white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
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A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
On a bar of Dial soap:
On a toboggan:
On a knife sharpener:
On shin pads for cyclists:
On a take away coffee cup:
Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp:
In a microwave oven manual:
On the back of a pilot's seat in a Nato aircraft:
On the bottom of a cola bottle:
On a Harry Potter wizards broom:
On a box of aspirin:
On a bottle of laundry detergent:
On a muffin packet:
In a kettle instruction manual:
On a ketchup bottle:
On a bottle of rum:
A car park sign:
A sign in a street in Hong Kong:
Rules on a tram in Prague:
Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA:
On a can of air freshener:
On a bottle of baby lotion:
On a pair of socks bought in egypt:
On a 500-piece jigsaw puzzle:
On a can of pepper spray used for self defense:
On a Frisbee:
In a car handbook:
On a packet of cashew nut pieces:
Directions for mosquito repellant:
On a birthday card for a one year old:
In a hotel bedroom:
In a lift in a Japanese hotel:
On a toilet cleaning brush:
On a can of Spray paint:
On a TV remote:
On a blowtorch:
On a washing machine inn a launderette:
On a bottle of hair dye:
On a push along lawn mower:
On a box of fireworks:
On the packaging for a wrist watch:
In a dishwasher manual:
On a toaster:
On a mattress:
On a packet of smoked salmon: "Warning. May contain fish." (well, no freaking duh.)
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you laughed and if your eyes hurt... I did!)
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile.
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
She was made
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
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If you know somebody who should get run over by a bus, put this in your profile.
If you've ever slapped and/or banged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile.
If you think Orochimaru is what you get Michael Jackson and Voldemort elope. C&P
GUYS PAY ATTENTION TO THIS!
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.(i'm not taking any chances)
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
Girls Don't realize these things:
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough GUTS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
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LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
Thanks for reading all this stuff. Hope you liked it. On to the stories!!!!!!!!!
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