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March 16th, 2013
We meet again, humans. I have updated my autobiography to include the very first day I met Alexandra.
Go on and head over to read it and I promise to spare you when I conquer the world.
Maybe. I will definitely spare you if you also agree to hand over any and all tuna fish you may possess.
November 27th, 2012
As you may have deviated from my screen name, my name is Kanga. I'm a six month old gray cat. I enjoy reading long novels, writing haiku, creating impressionist paintings, and the rush of hunting mice and feeling their blood run through my teeth.
I live in a cozy house with my two human housemates, Jon and Alexandra. They're decent humans; they give me food and I give them the pleasure of my company. However, they do get on my nerves sometimes. Although I'm letting them live in my domain, they insist on keeping me off the big comfortable bed within their sleeping quarters; I don't like that very much.
Besides Jon and Alexandra, I live with two other female catmates: Zoey and Lexi. I get along with them well enough. Except for that one time when Zoey brought home catnip from a local street cat and slipped it in my food. She was coughing up more than hairballs the next day, that's for sure.
But that's an entirely different story for another day.