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Joined 12-04-12, id: 886204, Profile Updated: 01-31-15
Author has written 44 stories for Young Adult, Humor, Horror, Historical, Action, Thriller, Supernatural, Kids, and General.

Age 36

Houston TX, USA

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The Adventures of David and Connie Shredded Humans
David and Connie talk about organ removal.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Published: 6/23
States Surrounding The War Pigs reviews
For Gojirules Imagine Louisiana being invaded by a foreign country.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 4/27 - Complete
Are you 18?
If a lifeguard has to ask that's one thing. But some folks don't mind their own business.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27 - Complete
Suicide By Lethal Injection
If it could be used for an execution it can be used for suicide.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Published: 5/27 - Complete
Fade to the Musical
This is the first musical I've ever written.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26 - Complete
Reverse Public Humiliation reviews
A dad takes an approach that's quite different from public humiliation.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25 - Complete
A Real Punk Daddy reviews
A man harasses his neighbors.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/25 - Complete
The Night Prowler reviews
Exterminators take on the unknown.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 5/7 - Complete
The Minister Got Cut reviews
A church minister and his wife want to bring pain to Florida.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 2/9
The Adventures of David and Connie Friday the 13'th reviews
Some people believe in it.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/13 - Complete
The Adventures of David and Connie-Bark at the Moon reviews
For Gojirules!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29 - Complete
Big Daddy Cheerleader
The title says it all.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28 - Complete
The Music Trio Part 2
The Music Trio strikes again.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Published: 4/28 - Complete
Watch Your Tongue Mother
Some mothers hate traffic tickets more than anything else.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Published: 4/23 - Complete
How Grandma Got Her Wrinkles reviews
Inspired by Rudyard Kipling's How the Camel Got His Hump.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/23 - Complete
Murder in a Kennel reviews
Losing a pet brings pain. For some it can drive them over the edge. RATED M NOT FOR CHILDREN
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6 - Complete
The Morbid Grave reviews
Read the tale of a child's grave and how her mother put her there.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/22 - Complete
The Cheerleader Uniforms
When you hear about middle and high school cheerleader uniforms being "too sexy" look not at the uniforms, look at the accusers.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Published: 3/19 - Complete
That Ugly Announcement
A school announcement left teachers and the school principal unhappy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Published: 2/3 - Complete
Rated R For Retarded reviews
Things get crazy in a movie theater.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28 - Complete
The Execution of a Psychic
He's not just another condemned inmate.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Published: 1/20 - Complete
The Baby and the Bathwater
A big brother and a little brother have a talk.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Published: 1/16 - Complete
The Public Would Be So Offended
The lesson of this story is if the public tax payers want something and you're too young to pay taxes, they can get it at your expense.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Published: 1/15 - Complete
Fourth Turn Frustration
Sometimes you just can't win.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Complete
The Telephone Call reviews
Short but funny.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Complete
The Perfect Job
When I was in high school a classmate said she would not want a job as a hearse driver. She said it'd be too disturbing. A few weeks ago I came up with reasons why that would be a perfect job.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Complete
A Homerun For A Bullied Girl reviews
A man hits a homerun, that is against fascism.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Complete
Yell It Across The Room Part 2
The sequel and Clyde's verdict.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Complete
You Can't Sit At The Bar
Some people can't mind their own business.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Complete
The Tragedy of the Lollipop Girl Gang of 1976 reviews
Something so cute ended in tragedy.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Complete
You Just Never Know
This is my Halloween Story.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Complete
The Hill of Crown Waters California
Imagine what things would be like if Jack and Jill were on a hill with a pail of water today!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Complete
Returning a Toy Doctor Kit
There's a joke about a doctor kit and I found it on the internet years ago. Who knows how long it's been around? Anyhow this story is based on that joke.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Complete
The Adventures of David and Connie, A Trip To The Hardware Store
Things get silly at the hardware store but the kids are not to blame.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Complete
The Music Trio reviews
A mother takes her nine year old son to see a musical performance and regrets doing so.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Complete
Lead the Show reviews
Imagine a game show that was dirty and I don't mean dirty like Double Dare.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Complete
The Adventures Of David And Connie, Going To The Dentist
This story is based on a time when my mom took my brother and I to the dentist.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Complete
Interviewing A Neighborhood reviews
When Christians complain about clothing kids wear it's clear the well being of children is NOT on their agenda.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Complete
Yell It Across The Room
Let's face it families cuss all the time when they're together.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Complete
Mommy Fell In The Toilet
I've seen books with dirty jokes but what about dirty poetry?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
Mature Behavior In The Restaurant
This is the second comedy skit I thought of. Over the past year or so I began brainstorming comedy skits. Watching Benny Hill since 1993 had a big influence on me. So I hope you all enjoy this one. The first comedy skit I brainstormed will be the next story I post.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Complete
The Adventures of David and Connie, The Grocery Store
Linda O'Connor takes her kids grocery shopping.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Complete
The Adventures of David and Connie What an example!
A mother of two gets in trouble with the law at the worst time possible.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Complete
Bella's Hatred reviews
Do you sometimes feel social policy is unfair to children? If yes this story is for you. Rated 'M' for later chapters.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,919 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Complete