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Joined 12-06-12, id: 886634, Profile Updated: 11-12-13
Author has written 9 stories for Horror, Romance, Humor, General, General, and Fantasy.
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Frozen by jakbnimble reviews
I call myself Ava. I don't know who or what I am, but I know who I've been. Leaping from person to person, I live through them. This is the story of when I found myself in the body of a princess whose family had just been overthrown, and I became the new prince's slave.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,723 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/8/2012
Pictures Worth A Thousand Words by Chasing Summer reviews
After a car accident Casper lost his ability to speak, and with it came the loss of his family. He became invisible. After years in the shadows of his brothers, Casper catches the eye of royalty. Can he deal with someone who will break his walls down? MxM
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 3/29/2011
Mechanical Affection by HeavenlyHorror reviews
"Just because I'm a zombie doesn't mean I'm brain dead. Actually, I'm the smartest zombie I know. And yet…" A romantic comedy about a fresh young zombie and a motley crew of survivors. Contains: Zombie POV, Slash/Yaoi, Zombie/Survivor, Violence, Language
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,328 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Complete
vintage heartbreaker by thursdays and rain reviews
no one could remedy the fever of your black dahlia smile, slowly infecting my heart like a virus in sexy black leather jeans
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Complete
Zephyr by polar.amity reviews
Zephyr is an old God who sacrifices it all for her love. FxF implied
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
Birds by swan-scones reviews
"They shared their meal bashful and tender as lovers, so unaware of the ugliness of the act."
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Complete
Please Don't Leave Me by flibblesd reviews
When Kaleb Moore was ten years old, he and his friends got lost in a mental institution. There he met one of the schizophrenic patients. How was he to know that that clinically insane boy would develop an 'emotional attachment' to him? Slash. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,266 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/17/2011
Lullaby by my.life.is.over reviews
Mommy used to sing me a lullaby, but that lullaby wasn't right.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Complete
Gender by ElementalSister reviews
Just something I wrote because of a fight. It's not just male bashing. I'm bashing both genders.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Complete
Never Ending Rain by Kumara-Anneike reviews
Now Edited: Swallowing and taking a shaky breath, I asked the intruder, "What do you want?" In an instant, the man had crossed the distance between us with a speed that couldn't possibly be human. "You," a silky yet deep voice said in whisper. "I want You." YAOI, MxM, Slash, supernatural/Fantasy.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 2/4/2009
empty bliss by Caseus reviews
once upon a time, you hadn't known hell. / oneshot, slash, angsty. rated for themes. sans capitalization.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
Anchor Bright by Caseus reviews
There isn't any light in this world. / Oneshot, very slashy, dystopianesque universe
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
Crush by Caseus reviews
You like him and you want him to like you back. / oneshot, slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
Anti Alpha by FireflyLullaby reviews
A street skirmish pulls Ezra into the underworld where he discovers that he's not only a werewolf, but a submissive. Just try ordering him around though and you might find yourself waking up sore with a concussion and gravel in your mouth. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,658 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011
Pulling Through by Cattails reviews
-Slash- Single father, office errand boy, and stripper: Siarl does it all. /NaNoWriMo '10/ [Moved to LJ]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
It's not all Mary Poppins by Toasted Crumpet reviews
SLASH. Being a male nanny had its occupational hazards. Such as show and tell, teddy bear tea parties and getting shoved up against the wall by the boss and kissed within an inch of your life. Leland is pretty sure that wasn't in the job description.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,509 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
The Goatherd by xanthofile reviews
Slash. A young man is sold by his father to a local goatherd for a tankard of wine. Complete.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Kind Of Like Chuck Norris, Only Cuter by Caseus reviews
Take one alternative pop geek, an Asian music nerd, and their lives together, and what do you get? Not normalness, that's for sure. Epic slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009
Gay Bash by Irish Lover reviews
Gay Bash
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Insert Catchy Title Here by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
I used to have a corny summary for a make believe story to lure people to read this. This is not, in fact, fiction. It is a commentary on the quality of the stories on this site...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Welcome to Monsterbucks by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
When monsters from the Underworld, sick of hiding in the shadows, decide to take over the world, everything goes to hell and nobody knows what to do. Except Jared Ahlers. He's going to open a coffee shop. ::eventual slash::
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,332 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
Loving Mitchell by Subconscious-Flirt reviews
My boyfriend thinks he's Harry Potter. Oneshot, Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,852 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Transvest Yourself by Abrasive reviews
Ashley is a boy with the misfortune of attending an all-boy's boarding school. And being mistaken for a girl. A one-shot parody.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
The First Time by Mediterranean Grass Monkey reviews
The first time I can even remember bringing up the matter of sexuality and gender was when I was five. I was sitting in my living room, playing with my Barbie dolls, when my mother came in and sat by me.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
Pen and Paper by Orchid Butterflies reviews
I'm a freak -- I know this. I hide in my hoodies, avoiding every curious glance. But then, he asked, "Why do you always wear those jackets?" Slash, mxm, one-shot
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Goodies in the Stocking by Alex Whitehall reviews
Isn't it a little cliche to come out at the family Christmas gathering? Maybe, but when your mother catches you taking your sister's mascara, words tend to tumble out of your mouth. But really, did you have anything to worry about to begin with?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
Country Boys, Snow and Terrible Aim by firestar267 reviews
When my sister told me she would be more scared of me hitting her with a snowball had I been aiming for someone next to her instead, I knew she was right…I just didn’t mean to prove it. Slash. Oneshot. For JMA. Merry Christmas all! :
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
What a Lovely Scarf, Seth by xPrettyXxRadx reviews
Slash. I swear, this boy’s the definition of calm and collected. I doubt he even knows how to be angry. Even when he found out his boyfriend was cheating on him, he was all suave and cool about it. Seriously? Hell! Nana would love him...Oh...Nana...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,930 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
Rock a Bye Baby by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Why are you crying, Mommy? Why won't you look at me anymore?
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
The Cole Turns To Ash by Naked Penguin Fetus For Pope reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,659 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
One For the Books by Kitkaht reviews
Kale Grimmore is the magicless librarian for the school's magical library. He doesn't need to be well liked, and with his personality he understandably isn't. So he can only think the new teacher must be masochistic, a moron, or both because he won't leave Kale alone. - Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
Death and Chocolate by blackberrydream reviews
You said you hated him. So I killed him. Happy Valentines Day! slash oneshot
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
Ocean Storms by NixNax reviews
Mythical creatures are just that, myth. Right? That's what a group of people are going to find out in the Bermuda Triangle. Slash M/M
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,448 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009
Insecurities by bandgirlz reviews
My lover is perfect, but he doesn't love me. And it's killing me. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
That's Our Baby by Caseus reviews
Ken usually doesn’t have a lab partner for Biology. However, Adrian, the school slash-yaoi fanboy, comes and asks him to be partners for their genotype/phenotype lab. SLASH IF YOU SQUINT. Oneshot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
The Pen Pal Project by Klaha Rastaban reviews
Best gay pals Jam and Cody have to participate in a pen pal project between their school and their rivals, Barrington Prep. Jam happens to get a homophobic jock who mistakes him for a girl. Cody gets stuck with an emo-hater. It's gonna be a rough year.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2009
All About Slash by Caseus reviews
Ken just wants to know what the heck it’s like to read what Adrian reads. Except, Adrian happens to read about guys making out. Slash if you SQUINT.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
How To Write Slash Like A Kid by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Tired of struggling for literary integrity? Relax! Here's all you need to know about writing slash fic! Oh my god, I am going to get so, so flamed. *grin*
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Different Names for the Same Thing by Strange.Synchronicity reviews
A myriad of slashy little drabbles meant to leave you warm and fuzzy. Enjoy. (warnings: slash...warm and fuzzy inducing)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 8/20/2006
Honesty Day by Pure Imagination reviews
Not such a good idea, actually. Bashes the public school system.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
Insignificant by Catatonic Seiory reviews
So I save a butterfly the other day... It came back to bite me in the ass, literally. Warnings slash, abuse and language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,764 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007
Mommy Dearest by Miss Authoress reviews
Mothers are suppose to help the nightmares go away. My mother is my nightmare...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Untitled by Mrs. Matt Shadows reviews
The Fag and The Bully. [MM Slash]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Daddy's Madness by Victor Joseph reviews
My daddy's sick. A weird kind of sick too
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Cradle and All by Tygati reviews
Slash. The bastard son of a king only wants to help his sister find love. Never does he expect that in the process, love will find him. Based off the children's rhyme Rockabye Baby
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Lemon Crème by Abstruse Blue reviews
He thought his life was ordinary. He thought the man who made his heart ache and his favorite bake goods would never see him as more than a customer. He was wrong. [slash,oneshot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her by Derdekea reviews
Kathy just wanted to be a good girl.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2006
Surpise, surprise by Esquirella reviews
Warning: Yaoi, no action, but implied Brainy boy Henry tries to go through life unnoticed for the most part. He has a secret he's trying to keep his friendly neighborhood bully from telling, but otherwise, no one sees him. Or so he thinks. ONE SHOT!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
Daddy's Home by akasheppy reviews
Daddy hit mommy, that's what I said.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005
Issues, Envelopes, & Homophobes by FeatherJunkie reviews
[malemale] Anthony thought having to deal with school and being gay was enough. Then he has to get a homophobe as a pen pal for a school project, and now he's got hate mail, lies, rumors, & a psychiatrist to annoy him as well.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,529 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Never Meant To Be Born by Fantasmagorie
//...Please Mommy, don't hate me / I can't help who I am / Please Mommy, don't hurt me / I try to be better than them...//
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2005
Guts And All by orbicland reviews
[slash implied] Harry doesn't hate your guts. He is actually fascinated with them.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
The End is Here by Eve Angel Lynn reviews
My bash against society =)
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005
The Knight's Mission by Aria Zephyr reviews
Ilun is a young knight on his first mission: to kill a dragon. But, it's only a baby...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2005
Ellis Cinders and Chris Charming by Guns in the Churchyard reviews
A retelling of Cinderella, slash m/m Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2005
The Slug by Autumn's Grace reviews
"Mommy! Mommy' the little girl cried. 'Today a slug crawled in my mouth" Cute little poem about a girl's first kiss. Fortunately, this is not based on my own experience! Enjoy! Please R&R!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2005
Gilded Cage by Lady Tempest reviews
(YAOI) A mute young man, the last of a magical race, is kept captive by a sadistic and hedonistic king. Will he ever find freedom, or is death his only escape? (*Finished*) Rating for violence and sexual abuse.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,557 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/11/2001 - Published: 12/6/2001
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Balarisi's Kingdom
The thief Balarisi has grand plans for, not only the Dwarven Kingdom but, all of Cuypoynga as well.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Published: 2/24
Forgotten
"Who are you all? Where am I' He questioned, like a child searching for his mother. His family was silent and Kelsey once more felt pain. (amnesia fic)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Complete
My Awesomeness! reviews
Awesomeness...Need I say more? (My lame excuse of humor)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
She's dying
Guilt is such a useless emotion. Shes dying.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
My Desire reviews
A dream that was only my desire.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
I Can't Write a Poem! reviews
I can't write a poem and here are the reasons why!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
Wolf reviews
You know it down right sucked being mated to a werewolf. Specifically one half way across the world. Contains slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Complete
My, My, My reviews
I did not struggle as the current took me down below the ocean floor. My only regret in life was you dying because of my idiocy. My lips felt yours. Suicide.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Complete
Mommy's boy reviews
Anya always did love her little Ricky, Her angel. Her boy.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Complete
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