My Name Is Trouble
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Joined 12-08-12, id: 886886, Profile Updated: 11-23-15
Author has written 38 stories for Fantasy, Historical, General, Sci-Fi, War, and Romance.

Well hello there, fellow citizens of planet Earth!

You can call me Trio. I'm really not up to writing my real name here (I did write it in my FF profile, but that's because it was a few years ago... When my grammar was shit...) but I like the name Trio, it's my username in most of the sites I go to, so deal with it! I'm a high school senior (WOOHOO! Finally! ~see date: September 1st, 2015~), hobbyist writer, Master of the Photoshop (well... kinda) and actress-wannabe. I'm also ADHD. Like, very badly ADHD. And a genius. A legit genius, that is. My IQ is over 140, and you may think that it's wrong to say I'm a genius when it's not over 145 but... Fuck it. I am a genius. With ADHD. Which, combined, makes one overshadow the other. In my case I think it's the ADHD, but everyone I know says it's pretty obvious I'm a genius after they have a conversation with me. I don't know.

My connection to art began with music, actually, but I stopped playing piano around 2008 (I think). Alongside the music was acting, a thing I still do today (I have plans for the future that include going to a performing arts school and teaching that in my high school) and god forbid you make me miss any rehearsal whatsoever. Writing came later. The first thing I ever wrote was a story that later evolved into a whole world of people - originally it was a story about a sixth-grader with a prosthetic arm who's life is crap, and later I found out he is bisexual, his best friends are a genderfluid girl (she uses girl pronouns mostly) with divorced parents, and her father lives in Arizona; a Lithuanian immigrant who lives with his grandmother after his parents ran away; and... some more people. Since then I've been making stories up like crazy and as of today I have over 300 OCs, and a big part of those who are important to me are either 1) not Israeli (see examples: Mirza ~long story~, Sascha, etc), 2) LGBT, 3) have a disability of sorts, or 4) all of the above.

I have a tendency to talk a lot. And I mean, I think I killed Wanda ( /u/652414/ ) temporarily simply because I almost revealed the whole plot of TMB to her in one mail. Yep. This is how much I talk. So if you're up to talk, you've been warned. But PM me anytime! I'm also on DeviantArt (my username there is TrioDownToTwo), so you can message me there. And I promise I'll answer. If everyone checks their mail, sees a ton of messages and gets excited/sees nothing and gets depressed, I'm like, "Ooh! Let's check my messages on DA- Ten. God-fucking-damnit, ten. Messages! I hate you, internet."

And now I feel like I missed something! Oh well. My connection with music brings to that I can't write without a soundtrack. I have multiple soundtracks for some weird stuff I write, like TMB (the first three quarters of that one are very creepy but after Prokofiev's Dance of the Knights it has so many cheerful stuff from Pixar movies soundtracks) and Research, a story I'm working on (it's about the seven deadly sins and four horsemen of the apocalypse) and haven't finished yet, even though it's close in length to chapter three of TMB.

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The White Lake School for Wizards by MomsDarkSecret reviews
Vincent is about to start his fourth year at the Wizards Hall, but something has changed. Many noble-born students have not returned and there are rumors they have gone to a rival academy promising faster training. But is faster training better, or are these students on a fast track to becoming rogues? Book Five in the Bright Isle series, first sequel to The Wizard Prince.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,659 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 9/6/2016
Gay for Pay by TheTeenageParadigm reviews
"gay for pay," n; a straight actor who performs homosexual acts in pornographic movies for the sole purpose of incurring monetary gain. So, yeah, Ben never thought he would be doing it. Neither did Morgan. They're both straight, but they both need a little extra cash, and since porn is, like, the last resort, why not? It's just fucking. No feelings. [m/m; slash; gay]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,046 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 6/12/2014
All In by UnbridledSilence reviews
Phineas is so nerdy that even his name labels him. He has gone his entire life without sex and is determined to solve that problem. However, when he books an escort to take his virginity he somehow ends up with Chance instead. Who is NOT impressed when the beautiful young man he took to bed tries to pay him. 6/16/15-uploading chapter edits. New chapters soon!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 5/12/2013
Friday Nights by writingright reviews
Brothercest, Darren has always found Friday nights with his brother awkward but now he's pretty sure he's just confused. SLASH MxM Incest * Now Completely Beta'd by RacoonLoon XD *
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,877 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 8/22/2011
Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,369 - Reviews: 2136 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Fernwood Academy by Morgan Stepanov reviews
Imagine a school where your roommate is violently unpredictable, the bullies have wings a tenth the size of their egos, and the school lycanthrope desires nothing more than your head on a platter. Welcome to Fernwood Academy, where the mythological and the magical come to life. m/m slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 205,237 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
Cursed by TashaBelle reviews
Chase and Nick should probably never have gotten together—Chase is sick of dishonest twinks, and Nick isn't gay. But both are miserable for their own reasons, and it lands them right in the same bar. Will either of them be able to resist their true nature? Rated M for a reason. M/M, gay, good times. PERMANENT HIATUS; REWRITING; ENJOY WHAT THERE IS; SORRY YO
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,201 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Complete
Fifty-Fifty by Calico Trayce reviews
Slash/Yaoi/MxM - Cursed with a limitless libido, Ashton Singleton is attracted to anything on legs. Girls or guys; it doesn't matter – he gets what he wants. But his socks are about to be rocked off by that beast of a man, Hoadley. [SPIN-OFF: Hands of a Monster] Warning: smut, terrible British accents, alcohol use. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,194 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Complete
Don't Name the Puppy by RoughDraftHero reviews
One morning, Scott, a graduate student, walks downstairs to find a stranger sitting in the co-op's kitchen and eating Scott's cereal. MM slash fluffy oneshot complete
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2015
Leviathan! by RoughDraftHero reviews
Leviathan has always been apathetic about this whole supervillian business. However, to impress his older brother, he chooses to make the new superhero in town his arch nemesis. Too bad this hero has a penchant for saving Leviathan! slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,755 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/2/2011
Hey Jude by Potatoe1988 reviews
Jude's world hasn't made sense since Mikey, a boy with a skewed sense of reality, showed up two years ago. When a runaway named Zion comes into their lives, things are about to get a lot weirder. Slash, m/m. Rewriting
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,160 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 10/31/2008
You Are My Only Family by The.Flailing reviews
WARNING: SLASH MxM Yaoi BL. One was a player, a sex addict who charmed his way into the pants of more men than he could count; he didn't need love, just the taste of sweat and skin. The other was a lonely man, a tired soul whose only happiness was found in the fleeting moments with the only person he ever loved. Both of them thought they understood the meaning of family. Until now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 157,125 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
Sugar With My Tea by TashaBelle reviews
Sleeping princes, teen angst, fairies, magic... What more could you ask for, besides the occasional appearance of homosexual vampires? M/M, Gay, Lemons
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,315 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013
Mix'N'Match by SucculentAmbush reviews
Ezra wakes up the morning after a one night stand with no memory of the night before and not one, but six new husbands. Throw in long standing relationship problems, an angry ex, and a chronic disease and Ezra has a bit of a problem on his hands. SLASH
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 176,061 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 2/7/2010
Or So the Story Goes by Ranting Forever n Rambling On reviews
Ever heard the story of Cinderella? Well, so has my sister, Cindy. And she'll stop at nothing to make it a reality. Who am I? Why, I'm the ugly stepsister, of course!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,080 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
The Escort and the Mosh Pit by xanthofile reviews
slash, asex. Dennis looked like a college kid but there was more there than met the eye. Such as a need for a professional escort for a rock concert. One shot. for October's writing prompt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Shawn's Voice by project amy reviews
Since kindergarten, Ryan has wanted only one thing for Christmas, his best friend, Shawn. As Christmas rolls around again, will Ryan finally get the present he's been wishing for all these years? Bi, M/M, HJ, D/s-ish
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,332 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete
Unrelated Royalty by RoughDraftHero reviews
Silas is the prince who will never inherit a kingdom. Lorne is the prince who will. They may be brothers, but they do not share blood. Will their enmity grow? Or will a much different bond form? slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,874 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 1/3/2008
Delivered Straight to Your Door by eurytideslhy311 reviews
Andrew didn't know the love of his life was the man he'd been delivering pizzas to for months after the creep had first answered the door with "I love you, can I f*** you?" This wasn't fate. This was because Jason had memorized Drew's work schedule. M/M
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,202 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Won't cry for you by DestructiveEntity reviews
You have a perfect idea of the person you want to be with. Then, you meet the complete opposite. MXM SLASH
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,409 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 4/25/2008
Aurora's Consort by pesterme2 reviews
Devin has his life mapped out and goals set. He wants to help others and be a good role model. What happens when he is proclaimed the Consort of the new King of Aurora, a world full of mages and murderous intent? Male/Male slash M-preg
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 51 - Words: 499,431 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009
Lifelike by Zebbie reviews
Ewan, my dead sister's son, took under a week to wrench my life apart. Some advice - never sign contracts hungover. He stole my bedroom; that was the beginning. Lord help me, it took an 11 year old to make me grow up. Slow slash, no incest or kid fiddling
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,863 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008
The Hunt for the Golden Bird by Rayne Auster reviews
WARNING M/M Slashed fairy tale based on the Grimm brothers: The Golden Bird. What would happen if a prince were to fall for someone other than a princess? Someone wiley, smart and more than a little unexpected. Why don't you read and find out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,734 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Matched by TheAtrophyOfDarkness reviews
Slash/Yaoi, oneshot. In the future couples are matched with mathematical precision by a supercomputer designed by the late genius Harvey Overfield. What happens when Indigo's match isn't who he expects? Graphic.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Like that by Sirivinda reviews
MM Original slash. The romantic adventures of Saint Christopher the Gay. About the joys of being 16, gay, in the closet and in love. Complete.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,220 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Confessions of a Stalker by Freak-of-Spade reviews
[ONESHOT for Parchment Quill] It's simple. I love Sammy. Sammy loves me except he doesn't know it yet. Sammy's stupid friend hates me. I hate him too. Simple, I tell you...[SLASH SHONENAI BOYxBOY MxM]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
The History of Southbrook Academy by American Schokolade reviews
SLASH Between remaining the school’s premier expert on gossip and trying to blackmail a jock into being his boyfriend, Alex has no time for ghost stories. Unfortunately somebody else doesn’t feel the same way.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,072 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Dearly Beloved by Beautiful Midnight reviews
When Matthew Grey transfers from London to California for school, his gothy looks and posh accent frighten the other students. Well, except for Sean. Sean just wants him naked. Permanent Hiatus.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 258,090 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 5/22/2003 - Complete
Act III by Asenka.N.Chernyaeva reviews
[Slash, completed, under revision] Two boys. The first, Max Kennedy: Soccer forward and elite college socialite. The second, Eddie Calhoun: Band nerd. It will be a battle of the wills and the pills, and it will change their lives forever. Look out!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,770 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
With Butterflies and Hurricanes by flaming-nightshade reviews
A fairytale with a twist. Curses, Princes and Princesses, Dragons and Civil War provide the setting for a story of an unlikey romance between a notorious thief and a prince with a secret.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2004
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Street Cat
A play about a runaway teen may hit too close to home, but Adam is determined to not show it to anyone. He is a jokester and someone to have fun with. Not a sad excuse for a human being who can't get his parents to pay him any attention. Rating may go up if needed.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,051 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 6/6/2016
As Told By Alta
Kit Laerson ran a trading business, had some very loyal customers, been to all discovered continents and met people of all kinds. And people knew of him, and whether or not they liked him, it was hard to deny that the guy was a master of the trade. Pun intended. And then a new island erupted, so he had to discover it. And its two godly inhabitants. Minor slash. Rating may change.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2016
Guns Can Go Boom
People think the resistance are lonely, unhappy people who gather in dark places and plan doom. Yes, they're unhappy, but it doesn't mean they're lonely. Or of low status. As the son of a warlord and the spymaster of the New Amsterdam espionage agency, resistance member and playwright Stephen Wilkes is proof to that. Explanations as this goes along.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Published: 8/18/2016
Too Much To Ask For
After the plane had finally departed, Sivan takes out his bag. He's one scotch bottle down, headphones on and ready to sleep. If not for those goddamned children. He just wants to sleep and wake up when the plane lands. Is that too much to ask for? (Every explanation inside, more questions to my PM.)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Complete
Edge of The Map
Harley never knew her mothers kept a list of all the questions she ever asked them, the first one being "Mama, what is beyond the edge of the map?" And she remembered Mama saying "Harley, stop asking questions. I don't know the answer and you don't need to know it either." And "Of course you're confused, if you keep asking questions you'll be confused forever." Explanations inside.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Published: 7/9/2016
Stormborn reviews
When one of the townspeople of Schlange Verleumdung has to be sacrificed, no one bats an eye. They know it's for the best, even if that person won't be coming back. When Storm Lindstrom, the coven superior's pride and joy, has to be sacrificed... So many things go wrong. But maybe not for the wrong reasons. Rated M for safety. Can't tell more, spoilers.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 9/17/2015
Looking at the Stars
Whoever thought letting an ADHD half-goblin run an institute was a good idea... Alex is mad at you. Very, very mad. Because she can't. (Explanations inside.)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Published: 5/17/2016
Silent Space
Norman is probably the only person who wants to stay and live in the Creek. Things are good for him there - a secure job at his family's ice cream shop, performing for pocket change at the O'Raleighs' cafe, things are good no matter if he has a college degree or not. But he won't succeed without one - or at least, that's what his friends say. M/M. Explanations in later chapters.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,665 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 4/20/2016
It's when a trainee in the knight academy becomes the knight in shining armor of the crown princess, who's just very hateful towards life for giving her the twin sister she has and for being ignored for most of her life. Only she doesn't hate the trainee. Because hate isn't quite the word. Jealous of her sister for spending time with her, well, that's more like it. F/F. All inside
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2016
Hazel, Mary and Nora
My daddy always said that with my voice I'm sure to go far and he kind of pushed me to learn to play a guitar. My mama hated it. She used to call it "selling off our children like June does Alanna" or something like that, I can't remember. And then he had to go and overdose and die in the fucking shower. But I'm not him. If only my boyfriend would stop stealing my songs... (M/M)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2016 - Complete
Water Scene
You know what it feels like. Moving to a new country, struggling with your accent, not knowing the language... But Maks does know the language, and his accent was never problematic. What is problematic is Uri, the annoying brother of his co-worker and best friend Aya, who is almost the incarnation of a character in a 1948-play. No, he's just peachy. M/M. Explanations inside.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2016
At The Ballet reviews
Zach is the two things a star needs to be in order to succeed - Jewish and queer - but he isn't Billy Elliot. Noah is only trying to remake a legendary movie with anonymous stars, and he's already tired of it. Neither is looking for love, just a passing fuck. And then there's Elise. She doesn't get the thing with passing fucks. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 3/31/2016
Dungeons and Dragons
This is how a football player and a cheerleader became D&D nerds. This is also how friendships crack, new friendships form and love blossoms between unlikely couples. Dungeons and Dragons, the Ophelia Lawrence edition - welcome to life as we know it. (For warnings look up my other stories.)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Published: 3/31/2016
The Human Theorem
Being seen with Evander in public is like being seen in church if you're a scientist - people will get away from you. But he's too innocent for that... But I still think that him dating the easiest person to change in our school is a terrible, terrible idea! (M/M)
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Published: 3/23/2016
She's Not The Cause
Summer of 2015, two girls recieve their acceptance to an elite school in Jerusalem. One is Jewish, urban and all about everything mainstream. The other is Muslim, country and all about what she likes. Oh, and did I forget to mention the first one is Islamophobic? Rated T for safety.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,971 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 11/8/2015
Outside reviews
Tis a dystopian land surrounding a utopian state. To each their own, and as the utopia is getting richer, the dystopia's quality of life gets worse. So they make a plan. And perhaps sending on the mission their two best fighters, the only out trans girl and the most spoiled boy ever raised there is a bad idea. Same-sex and hetero. Rating may go up.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 3/1/2016
Tale of A Starry Night
When Cassius' sister goes away to learn how to be queen is when he really learns what hatred is. The same thing goes for three siblings, who learn their hardships through meeting their younger sister who was fed lies by their mother. Side-story to TMB. M for (my attempt at) smut.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Published: 2/12/2016 - Complete
The Marching Bands
Odelia, a young prophet serving at the king's court, is sent to the neighboring kingdom to tell the queen about the upcoming war; Camillus, a physician who just finished his studies, is sent to take care of his sick father - a thing his godmother-of-sorts is trying to avoid; And everyone else is taking part in the battle ahead, whether aware of it or not. Rated M for safety.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,387 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 5/31/2015
Eli's Turn reviews
Parental criticism, school stress, ADHD, the biggest fucking role of my life and overall feeling misunderstood as a pansexual agender teenager who is so mentally unstable, it's probably the worst idea ever to put him in lead for the school play... What could possibly go wrong? Or: Life and Times of Eli Williams, Frustrated ADHD Teenager. T for safety, will go up in the future.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/8/2016
Lullabies for Mr Bear
Name taken from a Doubleclicks song of the same name. If you get tired of nursery rhymes being edited to strictly fit children, well, here's a twist for you - same background, different story... Welcome to Mr. Bear's library, where twisted nursery rhymes reside. Not as dark as you think this is. Rated M for content. Summary and warnings inside.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Published: 1/25/2016
Justin is a not-yet-sixteen-years old student at a prestigious all-boys school who's just battling life - he gets off of the movie Ghost, hates his sister Heather, tries to get good grades and a clean rep in the dean's list and, between it all, be a teen. Then he meets Londoner Alistair Clearwater, who has an awful accent and achingly red hair, and his life falls apart. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,008 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 11/19/2015
Not Only The Good Die Young
Being an older sibling is hard. And hating children makes it harder. And having to babysit your estranged mother's kids while she's off on an week-long anniversary trip while you only do this so you can pay your rent, it's just the worst. Well, there's always the Spice Girls to keep you happy. Usual slash (although minor). Rated T for safety, may go up. The usual.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2016
Sugar Withdrawal
It's always just me and mom. Addie is in college, Lil made no contact with us for twenty years. With what we have to handle it's a wonder I graduated from Yale. And now there's a Linus too and Liz, that pretty secretary I'd kill to be with. It's always just me and mom, until it's not anymore. Rated T for safety, my normal warnings. Explanations inside. Will update irregularily.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,001 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016
Wherever Trains Will Take Me reviews
Lior used to hate train rides. Grisha loves train rides. Eden is indifferent to them, seeing as they're what keeps him out of the asylum he's locked in. Literally. And now trains may just change their lives. Rated T for safety, explanations inside.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Complete
Set in my Clearwater universe. As William is trying to sort out his life, he runs into Whisper, which seems to be a lifesaver... Or might just ruin his life. Being overly-emotional is never fun. Based on my own experience with Whisper.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Complete
Books and Fiddles
Being a single parent is harder than you think. Especially when your spouse is never home. So for Harris Shields, a famous author and father of three, it is (naturally) the hardest thing on the planet. Throw in a deaf underwear model who is currently his daughter's violin teacher, and, well... Complete the sentence. T for safety, will go up. Slash. The usual.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2015
Chicago, My Love
When Ryan was younger, his dream was to travel the world. So it came as no surprize when, as a graduation gift, he asked for a pickup truck and a credit card. Nine years later and still on the road, Ryan is forced to go back home - home to Chicago. As if he didn't see it coming after picking up a loud-mouth, obnoxious, formerly alcoholic New Yorker...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Complete
Them With The Rifles reviews
Just a protest poem about recent events, not necessarily in France.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/15/2015 - Complete
Sin has existed since the dawn of humanity, always manifesting in different people. As of the winter of 2012, those people are all in one mess... A drabble collection of a story I made up after watching YouTube videos. Rating may go up.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,623 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 9/9/2015
ADHD Queens
A collection of journal entries written by people with ADHD. This is all a fictional creation and any resemblance to real life is completely random. Lots of swearing. Kind of (very much so) based on my real life.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Published: 10/20/2015
Nothing to Prove
Alisyrea needs a new model. Taiysa needs a new job. Norriko just needs his mommy. Set in a futuristic world, an AI, a country-girl and the girl's son all get mixed up in one big city, where the humans are humans and AI try to pass as humans. Rated M for safety (for the future). Warnings inside. Sort of WIP. No flames.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Published: 10/14/2015
Max: A Different Kind Of Runaway-Princess Story
A few weeks before her engagement, Princess Maxima runs away and no one knows where to. She disguises herself as a street girl (albeit not very well) and tries to get as far away from her family as she can. But this is not another runaway-princess story. This is a runaway story, and a princess story, just not the kind you think about. You know the drill. Bit o' lemon in future.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Published: 10/10/2015
Jonny's life is not what it seems to be. His friends know him to be like them, not really emotionally connected to anyone yet still being everyone's friend; His dad knows he's scared, introverted and just acting his way to popularity. His life may be imperfect, but so is he, so I guess it's fine...? Warnings inside.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Published: 10/4/2015
Some Monsters They Are reviews
Slash. Don't like don't read. This is a story about just a regular guy living his life - sharing an apartment with a catboy and Krampus, meeting the president's adorably innocent teenage son and almost not getting any from his boyfriend because the catboy is an attention whore. Welcome to Tommy Goldstein's life, where nothing makes sense because Krampus ate it all. Bland lemonade.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Complete
Ghost Love reviews
When Lou was six, he hid under a table. Then he met Liz. When Lou was forty-three, he thought he lost Liz forever. Then she came back. I hate writing summaries so just read this... (Prepare your Kleenex!) Rated T for safety.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Complete
Amidst The Chaos reviews
Let's say the world is just like it was before WWII. Technology has changed, yes. But not the prejudices. That's sad to know Anschel Schneider lives in such a world. (Rated T for slight language...) Drabble, but might become a series of drabbles.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/20/2014
Sadly Enough, But No Incest Included
A few queens, even less kings, and one land, watching them all. Not perfectly chronologically set, but it's okay. Pretty much, dark, manipulated and slashed fairy-tales.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Published: 11/3/2013
The Dollhouse
1843, New Hampshire, a house filled with dolls is burnt. 2012, Prof. Agnus Bundy is creating a body for a good yet heartless doll. He's creating a body for Silver Yazmine.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2013