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News, Politics, & Other Obfuscations by Random Acts of Nonsense reviews
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 34,341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 9/27/2014
Hung Up On You by mussed reviews
She hasn't even told him they were supposed to be together and live the rest of their natural lives together. She thought it was implied, you know? Why, just last week she caught him staring at her with such a lovesick look that she almost choked but then again she was blocking a plate of ham. Maybe she just got in the way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Complete
Heal Me by LS Jules reviews
Loosely -ahem- based on a personal experience, the following is a foray into a young girl's most prevalent obsessions - World of Warcraft, and the infuriatingly egotistical Orc Warrior who kicks her from group. For those who enjoy the humor of MMORPG's.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,585 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
Boys and Other Useless Things by The Smile Machine reviews
Meet Gabriel, the sexy nymphomaniac. Will, the cunning genius. And Max, the charming fool. This is the story of three frat boys who thought they knew everything about the female sex... until they met the women who could tame them. Featured on A Drop of Romeo.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Complete
Everything I Need by The Smile Machine reviews
He winked and turned around to return to his desk, giving me a glimpse of The Complete Collection of Poems by Edgar Allan Poe sticking out of his back pocket like a sign with big red words saying, "I am attractive and intelligent. Do me now." The universe did not play fair.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,395 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Complete
Lulled Reality by Omnia Vanitus reviews
I don't care much for politics, but I still didn't intend for this to come out so anti-governmental.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Complete
Dear Felicia by Wanda Walker reviews
Felicia, a slave girl, is taught to be both obedient and taciturn. Yet she is anything but. This is a story of her tribulations, both romantic and otherwise, which force her to choose between whom she loves and the freedom she needs.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 268,199 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
The Other Woman by Caught In A Simple Game reviews
She knows that there's another woman in his life. She also knows she'll never get rid of the other woman. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete