Author has written 6 stories for Fantasy, Supernatural, and Romance.
I am trying to avoid you! so, why are you here?
this is my profile, very exciting i know.
Name: you people are stalkers I refuse to tell you
favorite qoute: "Heartless Perverts" (something my teacher said to my class)
anything else: I'm a lesbian, if you are a homophobe you have a mental illness
Has anyone noticed that being a writer kind of makes you power hungry because you can control what happens in your story? Or do I need to be in an insane asylum like I've been saying for years?
i don't care about posting on my profile, but my friend bugged me. thanks,
have a nice day, the fate of the world depends on it.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (Find All Stereotypes at PawprintsInTheSnow's page)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (Sorta blonde)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm not, I'm just on everyone's good side)
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I don’t want a GIRLFRIEND so I MUST be Gay.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I POINT OUT mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
What A Boyfriend SHOULD Do
When she walks away from you, mad, Follow her
When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, Grab her and don't let qo
When she starts cussing at you, Kiss her, and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you, Give her your attention
When she pulls away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her, and don't say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up behind her, and hug her waist
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up, and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it, and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, Tease her back, and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, Reassure her that everythinq is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, She really does, more than you could ever understand
When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her finqers
When she bumps into you, Bump into her, too, and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, Keep it safe, and untold
When she looks you in your eyes, Don't look away, until she does
When you repost this bulletin, You do it so she reads it
When she’s not saying anything on the phone, Don’t hang up
When she says she's ok, Don't believe it, talk with her
On her birthday, Call her at midnight and tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her, Let her tease you back.
When she’s sick, Stay up all night with her
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up to you cryinq, the first thinq you say is, "Who's butt am I kicking?"
If you are a girl, Post this under "What A Boyfriend SHOULD Do"
If you are a guy, Post it as "What I PROMISE To Do"
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Too late! You lose!)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought... what?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't that save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (...thanks for the warning?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use". (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". ("WHAT" spits nuts out and looks at them weird "no wonder they didnt taste like pinapples)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts". (aww, but i was going to through them at people)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! get on my bad side and i will crush you like a bug!!!!!!! if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first name basis with anything that makes 95% of their decisions for them.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.
I'm part of the Reviewer Rebellion. I review every piece I read, whether it's fantastic or atrocious. Copy and paste if you're part of the Reviewer Rebellion.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile.
If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
if your different in a good way put this in your profile.
If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.
1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. the answer is... (look at #11)
3. don't get mad. (look at #15)
4. calm down. (look at #13)
5. first. (look at #2)
6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)
7. i just wanted to say hi lol :P
8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)
9. be patient. (look at #4)
10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)
11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6)
12. sorry. (look at #8)
13. don't be hype. (look at #10)
14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3)
15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)
How to Tell if You're a Writer:
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.H.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.H.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.
There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
When you get caught looking at his girlfriend, just remember, she was looking back. And he was glaring.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Facts Of Life
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. So I went for the princess instead, decided to be her knight
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. But my princess showed up instead
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
We fall for stupid people, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties! It's also simple when they hook you up with girls
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!
Dear Chocolate Comercials: no one eats chocolate in slow motion. Please stop lying to the TV watchers. Sincerally, everyone watching TV
Things To Consider
· What disease did cured ham have?
· Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?
· Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?
· Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?
· Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?
· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?
· When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?
· Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
· Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?
· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?
· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
· How do you throw away a garbage can?
· Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?
· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?
· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you ever read the dictionary, copy and paste this to your profile.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.
"Twinkle Twinkle little bat how I wonder where you're at. Up above the world you fly like a tea tray in the sky..." -Alice in Wonderland 2010
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting
Waking Up:all american rejects-move along
First Day At School:demi lovato-la la land
Falling In Love: beyonce-sweet dreams
Fight Song:daughtry- all these lives
Breaking Up:hilary duff-so yesterday
Prom night:pink-who knew
Life: Shove- Angels& Airwaves
Mental Breakdown: ACDC-TNT
Flashback: Bruno Mars- just the way you are
Getting back together:david archuleta:a little too not over you
Wedding: shakira-she wolf
Birth of Child:reba mcentire-i'm a survivor
Final Battle: taylor swift-change
Funeral Song: ACDC- Back in black
Final Credits:daughtry-no surprise
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! Pluto is the god of riches and his Greek couterpart (Hades) the god of death, scientits' must really have wanted to make Hades/Pluto angry
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.
When life give you lemons, make Kool-aide and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.
When life gives you lemons, ask for sugar and call me over.
When Life hands you lemons, start a food fight and make Life regret it.
Friends are like stars, although you may not always see them, they're always there.
Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami
Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.
Normal is just a setting on washing machines.