XDon'tEatTheCeleryX
hide bio
Poll: What do you guys think my username should stay as? Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 12-27-12, id: 890385, Profile Updated: 03-11-17
Author has written 9 stories for Kids, Mythology, Love, Life, War, General, and Young Adult.

Hey, I'm XDon'tEatTheCeleryX or Celery for short, so named for a famous preteen aversion to the vegetable.

I write because, in my eyes, there is no better feeling than the excitement of nurturing a creation of your very own - a fantasy that can be returned to and built on whenever the moment allows for it. That goes for any form of art.

I've never not had an idea for a story in my head, resulting in pieces of childhood writing being a common find in clear-outs; nor have I ever managed to go very long without reading a book. I hope to nurture my passion throughout my life, with sites such as this being discoveries of a dream-like quality.

In the future, I would like to achieve a career in book publishing, though I will always harbour the desire to become a published author.

I greatly appreciate every comment you take the time to write, especially constructive criticism, so I try to thank each person in a private message as well as reading and reviewing a couple of stories. You can also catch me and my keyboard at I'm proud to be helping - in some way - the writers of the future.


Times of Writing

Rowan 2010-2013

Aquamarine's Tale 2012

What's Her Problem 2013

Eyelash Abuse 2013

Worthless 2013

8-9-19-20-15-18-25 (HISTORY) 2013

Freedom to Run 2014

The Teenager's Soliloquy (The Growing Up Game) 2014

Bursting Bubbles (The Growing Up Game) 2014

Old Ways (The Growing Up Game) 2015

Trapped (The Growing Up Game) 2015

Panic (The Growing Up Game) 2015

Mood Swings 2013-2017


'Every writer I know has trouble writing.' ~Joseph Heller

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Winter by KillerPrincess84
A short poem about a girl watching a boy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/13/2016 - Complete
Otherlands by Jolly Writer 2.0 reviews
A poem inspired by Alice in Wonderland. Originally written for an assignment
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Complete
Senses by EvantheNerd83 reviews
She needs the five senses and they'll give up theirs for Her. A micro-fiction story.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2016
Home by DavyAvalanche reviews
The houses cuddle on either side.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Complete
Sacrifice by burnyourlifedown reviews
[UPDATED 4/28] Alyssa has everything: good grades, happy family, best boyfriend. But when Tori comes into the picture and things get confusing, Alyssa has decisions to make, and none of them will be easy. Contains Femslash - don't like, don't read.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,276 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/28/2015 - Published: 10/29/2010
Tomboy by Shadowswept reviews
My brother's best friend didn't always annoy me, but lately he's been getting on my last nerve. Why can't he treat me the way all the other guys do? I never asked for his attention, but he says that he's been waiting for me to grow up. REMOVED. PREVIEW ONLY
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
The Sun Who Tried to Reach the Stars by Leo Winsiel reviews
What are the stars hiding from him?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Complete
Reality by Leo Winsiel reviews
Just a short poem about reality. What exactly is reality?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Complete
Fingertips by The Beautiful Filth reviews
You stand on tiptoes, trying to touch the chandeliers with your fingertips - when your legs are uncannily unsteady, T for mild language.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Complete
Dyspraxia by Beautiful-Chaos-Girl reviews
You've probably never heard of it. You almost certainly don't know what it's actually like. step into my world and find out
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Complete
This is Me by Akuma Kawashima reviews
Yes, I wrote a poem you probably will not read. If you do, I ask of a favor; give me the feedback that I need.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Sticks and Stones by Caitie Janie reviews
Just another poem about the trials of life and how a person can become stronger when faced with adversity.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2014
PANIC by WarriorArnelle reviews
This is what if feels like to have a panic attack.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Complete
Under the Sun by Waterskier7 reviews
This is poem I wrote that was inspired by Ecclesiastes 1:2-14. It isn't perfect, enjoy:)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2014
Alone by Connieroo reviews
Just a short poem I wrote when I was bored. Enjoy :)
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Complete
The Butterfly Experiment by inwardtransience reviews
Mildred had gotten tired of living. She had been so busy seeing what others saw in her that she had never looked at herself. It wasn't until someone new came along that she could start seeing herself differently, start seeing herself honestly. That someone was Leah. (F/F)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,796 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
Wiped Away with Ice Cream by Melissa978
Where did childhood go?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Complete
Are You Ok? by siriuslyblack1996 reviews
Are you ok? Those three words inspire a lot of feelings and thoughts.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Complete
Pretty by Predominantly Normal reviews
It's sad that to feel pretty on the outside, you have to become ugly on the inside. But after all, being pretty comes with a price.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Complete
Puzzle Pieces by Eleantris reviews
I feel sure that when we were born, we must have looked like puzzle pieces from a jigsaw that wasn't complete yet. A poem for my friends. They know who they are. :)
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/25/2013
Staring by KaylaHeart reviews
Staring means I'm caring, Or I'm writing a poem.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
Dream by KaylaHeart reviews
It seems I always want to be in a relationship, but when it seems that one might come true, I get scared.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
Falling for Summer by Knightmare Elite reviews
It was supposed to be the defining summer of Abby's life. Everything was planned down to the last detail. It's just she never counted on a surprise family vacation. Could her summer get any worse? Lesbian fic, don't like don't read. Chpt 59 is up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 272,318 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 2/2/2007
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Heart's Melody by EWindheim reviews
Struggling to let my inner song out, but afraid of what it will reveal.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Think Happy Thoughts by Die Katze reviews
Erin and Amy would have normally never talked to each other but after bumping into each other in the hallway they find that if they are within 4 feet of each other, they can hear the others thoughts. Though some weren't meant to be heard. Femslash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,356 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009
Without You by LadyReaderofBooks reviews
I wrote this when my crush was oblivious. Thank the gods they no longer are. I don't really know what to say about what it's about.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7254 - Favs: 6,301 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Fragrant Magnolias by narcissenoire reviews
FF, femslash, yuri Shy, wealthy cheerleader Victoria Williams has to move to a new town for her last year of high school. She didn't expect to meet a cool and confident girl who just might turn her life completely upside down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,242 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 6/26/2006
Plaid by AngieRose reviews
Straight? Gay? Lesbian? Bi? Bi-Curious? Plaid's just confused. One girls musings on her varied attractions and the politics that go with it.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Handcuff Me To Happiness by Kir Sirin reviews
Kelsey’s broken heart has found infatuation in a new school for a straight girl who’s best, gay, guy friend has fallen for Kelsey. Will infatuation ever turn to love if everyone thinks Kelsey is a guy? Cowritten by Frozen Summers! Shoujoai. Hell yes!
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Music to my Ears by Sy Itha reviews
Violet meets the new girl at the music school she attends. Will they get along in harmony? Or is there dischord? Femslash, yuri, shojo ai ect.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,803 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Mood Swings reviews
Saffron Cooper has always been something of a closed book: sharp-edged, isolated, suspicious. But now, she finds herself experiencing what can only be described as mood swings - ones that exaggerate her emotions, not to mention seem to have given her elemental powers. Can she, and an unlikely group with similar emotional abnormalities, find a chance of being cured?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Complete
The Growing Up Game reviews
Snapshots of teenage darkness From illuminate flashes in the gloom. Take a step inside my mind when sun has turned to moon.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 10/25/2014
Freedom to Run reviews
Have you ever come across an empty pathway and suddenly gotten the urge to tear down it? If you have, then that's something that you and I have in common.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Complete
Rowan reviews
Rowan Kenny has lived in 'Saltus de Vulpes' since she was three. But now, with her mother and father dead at the claws of the Golden Eagle, she and her brother must leave their life in the forest for a regular urban replacement. However, Rowan must fulfil her so-called 'destiny' first. And will she be able to cope when physical obsticles are switched for emotional ones?
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,511 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
8-9-19-20-15-18-25 (HISTORY) reviews
DELETE HISTORY? CONFIRM. CANCEL. Clearing a computer's history - we've all done it. But have we ever thought about what that little apostrophe actually means? Have we ever really thought about anyone but ourselves?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Complete
Worthless reviews
War poetry on behalf of the dead.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Complete
Aquamarine's Tale reviews
Aquamarine is a young demi-god. Her father doesn't love her. And yes, you guessed it, she wants to do something about it. *One-shot*
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
Eyelash Abuse reviews
Blink, flinch, duck. Repeat. Blink, flinch, duck. Repeat. Forever in defence but the the attack is non-existent.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Complete
What's Her Problem? reviews
An adolescent boy muses over the 'strange behaviour' of a girl in his class.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete