Kay Avanti
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Ello! This is Kay Avanti!


{Moving On:} Coolio stuff you just gotta read!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a*s?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DA*N!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a*s that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

Friends: Will tell comfort you and tell you everything will be okay when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will steal his phone and text his parents saying he got a girl pregnant.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh*t!

{From Beautifully Corrupted's page}

Are you a friend? Or a Best Friend? Only one way to find out!

PS: I have no Idea what that way is...so...um...yeah...


Funny Quotes/sayings to put on your profile (I didn't write these)

Silence is golden, but duck-tape is silver.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

The road to success is always under construction.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

What you call dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

You laugh because I'm different...I laugh cause I just farted!

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

He who laughs last didn't get it

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

"Only two things are infinite, human stupidity, and the universe... And I'm not even sure about the latter."-Albert Einstein

{From thetruthaboutsilver's page}

FAVORITE SAYINGS:

"Yeah, I hit like a girl, you would too if you hit a little bit harder."
"He finds himself lost in thought, it's unfamiliar territory."
"From Waldo to Anne Frank, how good was that hiding spot?"
"I may be left handed, but I'm always right."
"Lefties are the only ones in their right minds."
"Mad, bro?" (I know that's not a saying, but I like that one!)
"Hatin' me won't make you pretty!"
"Fall in love? I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
"I'm a kitten, hear me RAWR!"
"You don't have to be crazy to be my friend, but it really helps."
"Don't take life so seriously. It's not like you're getting out alive."
"Some people are like Slinkies, not really good for anything, but it still brings a smile to your face when you shove them down a flight of stairs."
"No smile is more beautiful than the one that struggles through the tears."
"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
"Given enough coffee, I could rule the world!!!"
"Say no to drugs and yes to tacos!"
"The only thing better than chocolate is a good friend with chocolate."
"Yeah, I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet."
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the UP button."
"Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Are you being sarcastic? Well no, duh!"
"I would have like to insult you, but the sad truth is, you wouldn't get it!"
"Sleeping is nice, you forget about everything for a while."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"Always borrow money from a pessimist, they won't expect it back."
"Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you're finished."

{from KeepCalmAndGangamStyle2000}

Dear Bullies, That boy you punched in the halls? Just committed suicide a few minutes ago. The girl you called a slut? She's a virgin. That boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs? She's already being abused at home. The girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. You think you know them, but guess what, you don't!
Repost if you are against bullying! I'll bet 99% of you won't, but maybe there is 1% that will.

There's a sports show called Outside The Lines. If you are one of the people that go, "THAT'S HOW I COLOR!" copy and paste this on your profile.

97 percent of people would cry if Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) was standing on top of a sky-scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3 who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy & paste this on your profile :)

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

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Paste on your profile so this bunny can rule the world.

QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU:

Name without vowels- vr(y) bll

You single?- Heck NO!! I'm dating my pillow; who is the BEST kisser XD

Favorite number?- 52 (if ya add them, 7)

Color you wear most?- Raven Black, duh

Least favorite color?- What's the color of your eyes? Yeah, that color.

Favorite candy?- Anything that gets me hype, duh!

What do you smoke?- I am 13! Sheesh! Someone should watch what we put on our profiles!

Are you happy with your life right now?- NEXT! Of course I am! (You don't see me dead or in a straightjacket do you?)

Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity? You're kidding me, right?

What is/was your favorite class in school?- Oh that's easy: Lunch (Where I sneak away to Narnia)

How do you make money?- By putting you on the streets, duh. (Not on Sundays though)

Are you outgoing?- Outgoing at being in? Why yes, yes I am

One word to describe you?- I dunno, you tell me (opps thats 5)

Favorite pair of shoes-Anything that cover up my socks when I'm walking (duh)

Do you own big sunglasses? Why would I want big sunglasses?

Where do you wish you were right now?- Japan!!!!!

What should you be doing right now?- Homework

Favorite activity to do when youre bored-Watching you through your bedroom window (Hehe, don't look now)

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

If you are stupid copy and paste this on your profile (STUPID Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand)

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much screwed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, very afraid!

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us . . . I'm tripping you.

So many stupid people, so little duct tape.

I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly?

Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away. Jacob cries, Bella dies. Potter all the way.

The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, ONE DIRECTION!!!

would you like to have a side of EPIC with that FAIL?

"It may be stupid, but it's also dumb."

"Believe in magic, you Muggle!"-Howard Wolowitz, Big Bang Theory {THAT'S MY SHOOOOOOOOOOOWW!}

If you are stupid copy and paste this on your profile (STUPID Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand)

How to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

I'm the kind of girl who does C.P.R. on a goldfish because it was drowning.

I'm the kind of girl that WISHES she was insane so that she could have an excuse to be the way she is.

IF YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER WHEN YOU GROW UP COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

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It's a boy! or is it a girl? What? by Maika Du Pont reviews
Soccer is what Yui lives for, problem? The only good soccer program is at a boys school, but nothing is stopping her. Add in a semi-normal room-mate, a perverted sempai, a punk boy, a moody actor, a girly boy, and crazed fan-girls. What do you get? Chaos.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 500,799 - Reviews: 1290 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 12/19/2009
My Werewolf Fantasy Becomes My Reality by BlackSoulDeathKid reviews
It's a story about a girl musician who loves to read werewolf stories. Sometimes she fantasizes about werewolves and a life with them. But everything changes when a certain Alpha claims that he has found his mate. Who might this lucky girl be? Winter Alice Thompson. (Spin off of my story: My Love, Hated Luna).
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,359 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 5/9/2013
White Magic by InkedGirl reviews
A servant girl who keeps her magic under lock and key joins forces with an exiled and cursed prince to end the tyrannical rule of his twin.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 182,324 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 12/28/2011
Until Dawn Breaks by BlackVeilPanicOnTheDanceFloor reviews
Dawn's mother was the one you'd hate to have. She drank away Dawn's paycheck and then beat her when she was out of alcohol. Dawn's the quiet emo girl with no friends. Until Seth comes along. He breaks Dawn's barrier and when her mom hits rock-bottom, can he help her?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,880 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013
Mabaka - Magic is for Idiots! by Half-Demon-Cali reviews
Akemi Segawa is a normal girl, living with her father at the family shrine. Enter Rokuro, a novice wizard who gets sent to Earth by accident. He's crash-landed in Akemi's yard, can't get home by himself, and the way he got there only comes around once a year... Oh.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 176,085 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 11/8/2009
Beyond by Redz reviews
She has lived in Stonehill Castle all her life, scheming to avoid Martha's unnerving chores, spying on the knights and climbing atop the walls with Moark. And blushing stupidly every time William looks at her... But the Stars are watching, waiting for her to awaken from her little world. So are the Shadows.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,610 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012
Dragon Blood by Shang reviews
An epic tale of warriors, magic, dragons and people's dreams, seen thought the eyes of a young dragonchild. Lots of battles, spells and mythical creatures. Contains also drama, humor and romance later on. Please R&R
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,340 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 4/2/2006
His Captive by rosieroo reviews
Book 2 - When Vin is captured by a notorious criminal, her life is thrown into chaos. But what happens when she discovers that everything is not as it seems, with him and her country? And he would just have to be her Mate, wouldn't he. *Nominated for Best Villain SKoW Round 12* COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Complete
Hellrider: Secrets by hannahisbananaz reviews
The Hellrider is the portal that separates two worlds, two races - humans and shape-shifters. SAE is an academy in a country in The Underworld which is becoming increasingly under threat from werewolves. When 14-year-old Whitney Thompson's mum dies in a car crash she finds out that she has been living a lie. Does the Hellrider bring order or make matters worse? Season 1.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 114,967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Complete
His Queen by rosieroo reviews
Book 1 - Crown Prince Aeron is convinced that farm girl Sera is his mate and, despite his pursuit, Sera doesn't exactly feel the same. But when he brings her into his world of mages and magical creatures, how long will it take Sera to finally let down her guard and not only let Aeron in, but become what she is destined to be? EDITED
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,465 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Uprising : Coven Series 5 by jnl94 reviews
"I prefer this look myself," I would never tell him, but I did too."And how do I know this is what you really look like?" "It is how I really look" "Oh,did I hit a nerve?" "You are an insufferable woman, lovely," he said. I grinned. "Thank you,"
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,405 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Complete
Wicked : Coven Series 4 by jnl94 reviews
A familiar spark ran through my body and I looked at him suspiciously. "What is that?" I demanded. He only smiled and brushed his lips lightly across mine. "Would you believe that it's our love manifesting?" I lifted an eyebrow. "No, I thought not."
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,357 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Complete
Untamed : Coven Series 3 by jnl94 reviews
"This is your lucky day," I rasped out. "Why is that?" he asked, leaning against the doorframe. "Come on," I urged. "A beautiful naked werewolf is on your doorstep completely at your mercy,"
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,126 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
Huntress : Coven Series 2 by jnl94 reviews
It was, perhaps, the scariest thing I have ever had the displeasure of hearing. I couldn't believe the bloodsucker had done this to me, had done this to us. I shot Richard eye-daggers, but he only smiled and said, "I do."
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,876 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Complete
Instincts : Coven Series 1 by jnl94 reviews
It almost wasn't so bad dying this way. I almost didn't mind. But I did. I was going to die. That was NOT okay with me.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,661 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Complete
Faustus' Daughter by Reverie185 reviews
In a world where otherkin and humans live peacefully side-by-side no one bats an eyelid at university student and witch, Rachel Clary. Except for Julian. Rachel was sold to this demon before she was born and now he has come to collect.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,875 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
The Mating by charliej reviews
Elise had no idea when she came home that day that she'd end up mated to a complete stranger. A new Alpha and the need for an alliance between packs have made her pawn FPSSA WINNER - BEST SUPERNATURAL ROMANCE round 4 WARNING: sexually explicit scenes
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 105,757 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 1,674 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Game of Temptation by Barranea reviews
An elf prince is surprised to find out that a certain human princess can resist his charms. But for how long will she last in the game of temptation and seduction? How long will HE last?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,938 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Complete
Dance with the Devil by Rajiya reviews
Elizabeth only ever wanted to live normal life; however, nothing ever goes the way she wants. A point proven once again as a mysterious man comes to lay claim. “You’re my mate, and I’m here to claim you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,845 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Fine Line by Qzie reviews
“I hate you, Holmes... I HATE YOU!” “Yeah... I know... I know... but there's a fine line between hate... and love.” --Edits coming in very, very, very slowly--
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 207,210 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Circles of Arven by Tsumujikaze no Soujutsu reviews
A thousand years passed and the wheel of Fate turns again... ok, I know that the first two chapters were a bit like LOTR and WoT, but hope you all can get beyond them before deciding whether to continue. R&R and I'll return the favor.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 96,628 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 10/15/2004
The Rising Sun by E. Liz Collins reviews
Dragons, elves, sorcerers, and ancient wars. A young girl, rejected because of her blood, must learn to choose her own path and find her own destiny. But training a dragon, falling in love, and fulfilling a prophecy are more difficult than she imagined.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,436 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Just Like A Fruitcake by Loly Darko reviews
I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,995 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Playing with Fire by misswonderlnd reviews
Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,893 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Headset by Nukicing reviews
Three physically and mentally abused brothers are out to kill Suzuki Ayaka. How is it even possible that instead of fear, she feels compassion for them? Revised and re-written version. COMPLETED
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,775 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Gangster's Moll by Anna Hartford reviews
Leah always knew that her husband wasn't completely clean, but put up with it because she loved him. Things change when she's kidnapped by a rival gangster and is finally confronted by his evil side. And then she goes and falls for her captor... his enemy
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,333 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
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Semi-regular Tale of a Girl and a Boy reviews
Anna: she just went out to hunt for food because her brother was too lazy to. How'd she end up helping this stubborn brat of a prince? To make matters worst she has a deadline. If she wasn't such a nice person she'd kick him royal butt to the road and live on with her simple peaceful life. But she can't. There's someone in trouble. Join Anna as she faces the improbable!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13
His Dragon Lair reviews
She was a farmer's daughter and he was a Dragon Slayer. How they ended up magically chained to each other? Blame the dragon they slayed. Now they're magically "chained" together and can't get more than 75 feet away from each other. They needed to get unchained. And fast. A Partner story from Kay and Tuli. Told from two P.O.Vs. Read and Review!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17
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