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Calentine is having a bad day. His head's bashed in, his ship is sunk, and the most important man in the kingdom just fell in love with him in the worst way. Slash.

"Because, Derik," Lori responds icily, "…I'm pregnant!" She shrieks the last word, but it's her next threat that comes out brittle and dangerous as fractured glass. "And if you deny it's yours, everyone in this state will know you've been fucking your linebacker for the past six months." SLASH. M/M.

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

He was quiet, brooding and closed off. He sat next to me every class, even following me when I changed seats. He never talked, never looked my way and if it weren’t for that damn Morrissey shirt, I’d have kicked his stalking ass. ONESHOT.

Roy Vincent is the teaching intern in Shep's Latin class and Shep is completely in love with the man. And hey, Shep's nineteen, so it's not as if it's illegal. M/M

One-shot. Slash. I'm dead. You know—a ghost. Which is perfectly fine with me. Or it used to be, at least. Before I met him. Before I feel in love with him. And that's a problem. Because he's alive. While I'm not. And I hate it. It's awful. More than that, it's excruciating. Especially when I find out about the bruises and scars and how much he hates living. (Warnings within)

ONESHOT. After the accident that ends his career as an Olympic hurdler, Connor Willemse returns to town and to his best friend whose feelings are a little more than friendly.

The alien was listening all along. /oneshot slash

Ivan has no love for adventure, nor does he have any sort of desire to see and/or experience the world around him. In point of fact, overly long trips of any sort kind of make him want to die, so there is obviously no reason for him to force his best friend on a journey across America with him. Obviously. M/M slash etc

He was the basketball MVP of the school. She was the co-captain of the cheer team. Together, they were the school's golden couple. And the only thing standing between them was me and a couple of candy bars. Oneshot.

He kept staring at his phone. It was going to make him blind because he couldn't look away and put it down and just leave it and do something so he wouldn't have to keep staring at it. A fist squeezed his heart and he pressed for voicemail. "I know you're there." PJ's voice came through loud and strong and just a little pissed. "Can you call me back? I'm sorry, okay?" M/M

One-shot. He came in once a week on Friday and would always order a small cup of coffee to go. Somehow, out of all the other customers, he was the only one I found fascinating.

Nick doesn't know anything about Cooper beyond the fact that he's a sure thing. Everything that follows is entirely to blame on his raging hormones and a confined space. M/M slash. One-Shot.

ONE SHOT "I was going to harass that boy like there was no tomorrow until I saw his adorable cheeks turn red." ADoR Star Cross'd Challenge Prompt *Runner Up/Reader's Pick for Best Challenge Response SKoW*

Cameron's voice was low, almost deadly sounding. "Why'd you leave, Levon?" he asked carefully, stepping forward to put his hands on the other man's shoulders. "Why'd you leave?" M/M

"I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. We don't want to do anything perverted with your underpants, on the contrary, they'd be revered." Some Saturday nights are more interesting than others... One Shot.

Being cautious is one of the only things Nate is well and truly good at, but the new guy at work calling him 'sweetheart' makes him want to do something stupid. M/M Slash. Sequel-ish to Side Effects.

Erica is a frequent diner at Red Robin, but it's not the food that she keeps going back for. It's the sexy and charming waiter that's caught her attention - and apparently she's caught his, too. ONESHOT.

When your best friend shows up at your bedroom door at one in the morning, you know it has got to be for a good reason. Why exactly? Slash. M x M. COMPLETE

SLASH. When Derik's girlfriend broke her leg cheerleading, he sent her a get well card. When his linebacker, Quan, is hospitalized, Derik spends his Friday night on a creaky, government-issue cot playing Go Fish—among other things. M for gay sex.

SLASH. When Baisyl Merseille sees something he likes, he takes it. Alternatively: "In which a servant boy is thoroughly ravished." One-shot, M/M, Pre-TCatT, COMPLETE

Bailey is a talented art student who's struggling in one area: human anatomy. Although never her friend before the answer might be science, in the form of pre-med student Ason. Rated for language & sexual content.

An incubus that wants nothing to do with sex, and a unicorn horny in more ways than one. Now Rewritten!

SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.

But like all good little girls, I lied. I did have one secret. One and only one secret. His name was Luke. Excerpt only; taken down for a rewrite.

Malcolm Leight, private consultant to the police, only fucks his roommate/assistant/doctor/lovesick fanboy Peter Grayson on the nights he solves a case. There is nothing sacred about the ritual, though Peter wishes there was. M/M. NOW WITH EPILOGUE.

-oneshot- So I get stuck in an elevator at a hotel with cute-bakery-guy. And then he informs me, without realizing who he was talking to, that he's basically been in love with me since the Stone Ages. Well. That was quite a long time.

"Move your hand an inch in any direction and you're dead meat. You're mine for the night." They were the first words I had ever said to him. What I never realized is just what those words would lead to... oneshot

Kobra Kid gets captured, but is luckily saved by fellow Killjoy and, yes, boyfriend, Fun Ghoul. But, the thing is, Kobra's loaded up with some kind of aphrodisiac…what're they going to do about it? MxM, Sorta Fanfic

Hannibal turns to his son and rumbles, "So you're gay now?" Azrael has the decency to stifle his chuckles long enough to reply, "Basically." -Oneshot in which a father witnesses his son in a compromising position with another boy- Yaoi, M/M

[COMPLETE] "Pucker up, princess," he murmured, grazing his lips temptingly over Nala's as he spoke. Manning a kissing booth during summer led to stolen phones, mall encounters, phone smushing and more. Manning a kissing booth led Nala to Chase.

Waking up in bed with a smokin' hot gamer known only as the Russian who seems to want more than the physical... what's a commitment-phobic gender studies major to do but run? One-shot. Sexual situations, non-graphic.

EDITED I have a secret that I wouldn't want anyone to know, especially the boys who are my source of entertainment. I have a man who is my "Master" and I love him unconditionally. M/M SLASH, YAOI,slight BDSM - read warning inside!

"Because I love you, Cin, alright? I freaking fell for you the moment you threatened to light me on fire with a Bunsen burner if I didn't quit flirting with the TA." [UPDATED: 7/29/13. Several pages of new content!]

Because sometimes you just wanna read some rough and tumble forbidden love slash starring magical catguys and a certain hot human with pretty blue eyes. Viewer discretion is highly advised.

He was the kind of guy that corrected everything you said and was quick to point out your mistakes. He was always right, and he knew it. His presence made me want to punch a small child - it was too bad that I desperately needed his help. ONESHOT.

Hell if Cam was falling for his roommate of forever, Andrew. He wasn't even fucking gay for god's sake. Yet as soon as Andrew's ex decides to stay with them for a while, things start to go downhill. m/m

Scott is getting out of the kitchen, even if it means leaving Dane behind. M for a lot of language, a little sex, and some minor drug use.

Slash/MxM Oneshot I'm not going to lie. I've pretty much been stalking some guy for the last two weeks. I don't know his name; I could figure it out of I tried. I'm just people-watching. The same guy. Every weekday. Not weird at all, right? Smut warning!

Here at the Jewel, we offer you beautiful men with split personalities, mind-reading courtesans, betrayal of the highest order, dragons, unicorns, ill-fated romance, and more magic than you can shake a stick at. What more could you want? Slash.

Ethan Blake took orders from no one. But apparently, my kisses have a taming effect on him. one-shot

It would have been the most perfect, heart-to-goo-inducing couple had I not butted my sorry ass into it. Sorry, folks. one-shot

The boy was gorgeous. Slap his face on a Calvin Klein underwear ad and I swear, those boxers would sell. It's just too bad we attended rival schools. Contact was off-limits. But then again, he had never been big on following rules...

I slouch back in my chair, pounding down on the keyboard and trying to kill as many weird robotic looking women as I can when the shop bell rings. Pressing the escape button and pausing the game, I look over to the entrance; Julian Chevalier.

Every night comes with its pros and cons. The bad news: Val is blindfolded, dragged from his bed, stripped, bound, and forced to submit. The good news: that really turns him on. Sexual content, BDSM.

(One-Shot) Once upon a time, we met. And for me, that was happily ever after.

ONE SHOT. “He lied. When he said that it didn’t bother him that he didn’t remember her - he lied.” Love is longing for the half of ourselves we have lost.

SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.

SLASH/Oneshot "I am alone. I have never been more alone in my life, save for the day before today and the day before that." Rider may not be as alone as he thinks. Rated M for a reason. Slash, smut, adult situations.

Sam is a mute; Arthur has never heard him speak a words since they met back in kindergarten, but, with them, words aren't needed anyway. Slash.

One-shot. "What's wrong?" Before I knew it, he had placed himself squarely in my path. And – dare I say it – he actually sounded a little angry and hurt. "Why are you not stalking me anymore?"

ONE-SHOT. It was on that day that I began my downward spiral of meaningless sex, alcoholism, violence, and… okay, not really. But it felt close to something like that.

-ONE SHOT/companion piece- Cole isn't sure how to do Valentine's Day the gay or right way. mm slash

..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"

SKoW Nominee, Round 9. I see him every Thursday morning on the train with a clouded look in his eyes and all I want to do is make it go away. one-shot

Princess Arabella, held captive in the highest room of the tallest tower of the Castle of Sinister Death, reads a fantasy novel and dreams of a different sort of hero. Winner of the Deon Hofmeyr Prize for 2009.

ONESHOT.“Well, what else am I supposed to think!” I yell. “You barely talk to me anymore, you have secret phone calls, you sneak out at night, and you come back smelling like perfume!”

One-shot. "Romance stories are always the same – boy meets girl, things happen, they fall in love, blah blah blah." She thought clichés were stupid...

He stole her parking space. She retaliated by pelting his million-dollar Porsche with ninety-nine cents' worth of eggs. Apparently it turned him on, because the next thing she knew, he asked her out. ONESHOT

Anton was really good at fixing things and cleaning up messes. He was what my father liked to call a good man, even if he was a little rough around the edges with slightly loose morals. That was why I called him. Our children are going to love that story.

You know when you see a rhinoceros, or whatever running around in the wild, you find it sort of breathtaking because the animal is beautiful and powerful." My eyebrows go way up at that. He just compared me to a rhino. While proposing. Oh. My. God.

Julia King learns just how hard it is to remain professional in the face of personal bias and, oh, complete and utter loathing, when her boss takes on a new but familiar client. Written for the "I Love To Hate You" challenge.

One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.

SLASH! Jess goes out again, bored. One more night, same old club, but who is he? M/M, Dom, one shot.

“I’ll sell my body, I don’t know.” He ate another cookie. “THIS IS SO GOOD. I want to have epic sex with your baking skills.” An instructional guide on how to snare males in the trap of awesome cooking.

Irian is a Fairy Godfather, and very good at what he does. Which is why it is so baffling and vexing when nothing he does seems to bring a Happy Ever After for his latest charge. Worse, every day makes it harder to avoid trying to keep the boy for himself

After a fight with his girlfriend, the one he turns to is his best friend. One-shot.

In which we find romance, angst, a dash of mystery, bad puns, and Santa Jr.

. word of the day series One Shot. Ben delivered a gym membership to her house. Lucy, the I've-never-exercised-in-my-life girl, pretended to not be home. A match made in heaven?

Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.

When you have a crazy, rather insane family, introducing them to the person of your dreams isn’t the smartest idea. Too bad my siblings never actually give me a choice. -One Shot-

Mark picks up the phone at just after 2 a.m. with a rough, rasped out, "What?" Jason just smiles. SLASH.

COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.

To Theo it was just another night alone. Just another tie. Just another day. Just another week, month, year. Just this, just that. It was just life, after all. So when he met Avery, of course his first inclination was to believe she was just another girl.

ONEshot. - She is the type of person who likes hugs and kisses. Cuddles and touches. But he isn't. And sadly, she doesn't know.

(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.

The thing with having a boyfriend who's bi? He happens to like girls. SLASH, oneshot.

He refused to refer to me as his best friend, and I told him I only kept him around for his cooking. But the truth was, we cared about each other more than anything. No matter how much we got on each other’s nerves.

He's the greatest thief in the high Sahara, and he makes his living stealing from the royal family. A glittering new necklace has caught his attention, and the only thing that stands between him and his new prize is the Princess it was made for.

.."Jillian, I love you. I love you like a dog loves licking his own crotch.” ONE SHOT

The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?

ONE SHOT So you find a phone, and you take it, because… it’s a free phone, why wouldn’t you? And it’s pretty sweet until the angry owner starts calling you every chance he gets.

She didn’t like flowers. She didn’t like Valentine’s Day, huge boxes of chocolate, or hideously cute stuffed animals. She didn’t like anything under the category of cliché or cheesy. Sometimes it seemed like the only thing she did like was him.

Slash. Oneshot. BDSM. Oh, and no real plot.

"Would you like anything written on the cake? You know... Happy Birthday, Congratulations so and so?" He asked. "Yeah," I responded. "Do you think you could write something along the lines of 'Boys Suck?"

It's funny how the smallest things turn your life around. But nothing—especially people—is ever what you expect. -Oneshot-

[SLASH] Hamlin is besieged by rats. A mysterious stranger shows up promising to take care of them if the town pays him a huge sum. The Piper didn't count on Mathis to interfere, and Mathis didn't count on the Piper making a different bargain with him.

Slash. Being a Familiar to a powerful and very irritable witch isn't easy, but Jinx manages well enough. Until the King decides all witches must die, and it's up to Jinx and his Master to do something about it. Whether Master Shari wants to or not.

Gavin hates her. Period. She's stupid and should leave him alone, because he wants nothing to do with her. Unless she's in trouble. Then he might be persuaded to step in. If he feels like it. But it's not because he likes her or anything. Nope.

Complete! Between the three of us, we were probably connected to everyone in our year group and helped people meet the men or women of their dreams. But then one dream turned into a nightmare when I realised I'd fallen in love with the target…

When Jack goes undercover at his old high school, the last thing he expects is to find his old high school crush teaching English. But he makes the most of it. SLASH.

[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]

[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.

A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.

Slash. The bastard son of a king only wants to help his sister find love. Never does he expect that in the process, love will find him. Based off the children's rhyme Rockabye Baby

Reese was a good girl. Conscientious, effective, and thorough. Everything in her life was planned perfectly, except for a little infatuation with a certain arrogant brat named Cole Roderick. Oneshot.

Hypothetically speaking, I know this guy and this girl who are crazy about each other. [one shot]

When the king gathers all the storytellers of the land, Blue finds himself amongst the ones called. But there are more interesting things in the palace than the stories being told. M/M. Slash. One-shot.

It comes when you believe. [m/m, one-shot]

(WARNING: SLASH/YAOI SMUT) The first meeting of Apollo, Greek god of the Sun and Hyacinth, a Prince of Sparta

[Rated for language, Short story] She's a typical bleeding heart, so when a suicidally depressed, foulmouthed, unpleasant mancreature shows up at her doorstep for shelter, it isn't like she has much choice but to take him in. Written entirely in dialogue

Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.

[SLASH] In time, the maze had come to be known as Broken Hollow it was the most feared prison in the kingdom.

Tam has been raised to die. But when death opens new doors, he has to figure out how to live a whole new life. Complete oneshot. MxM, slash.

I sleepwalk a lot. Fortunately, I always manage to get back into bed. Unfortunately, it's HIS bed that I usually end up in. Fortunately, he doesn't mind too much. Unfortunately... M/M slash.

COMPLETE In nineteenth century London, it isn't considered proper for a young lady to send flowers to a healthy young bachelor. But when Adrian Morey receives a bouquet with a challenge, he can't help but be intrigued.

Winning her over had nothing to do with flowers, chocolate or suave dance moves. He only kept barging through her door to harass her. [OneShot]

People like you don’t love people like me. Your hands are running over every inch of my pale skin, and you whisper that I’m beautiful, and I can almost believe it for once. [m/m]

[SLASH] Darryl's the hottest topic of conversationnot necessarily in a good way Matt doesn't think it's fair. A secret admirer motif with the cubicle working environment as its backdrop.

A heartfelt speech to a husband.